2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 14

[Softball Bat]

Mikey maintains the lead.
Nine of our thirteen players are at .500 or better.


Week 13 Scores
Donnie Baker: 0-2 – not helpful
poptart: 2-1 – back to .500 for the season
Biggie: 1-2 - subpar
Steve Jobs: 2-1 – good work
HPG: 1-1-1 – Chargers/Pats was a joke
Roach: 2-1 – Chiefs disappoint
Troll#3: 1-2 - not great
Dr_Phibes: 2-1 - productive
TWIS: 2-1 – back to .500 for the season
Mikey: 2-1 – ‘9ers roll
Screw_Michigan: 1-2 – Eagles cr@p the bed
Roux: 2-1 – pick randomly every week = champion!


Standings
Mikey: 18-12 .600
Dr_Phibes: 23-16 .589
Roux: 22-16-1 .579
Donnie Baker: 19-16 .543
Steve Jobs: 20-18 .526
Troll #3: 20-18-1 .526
Roach: 19-18 .514
TWIS: 16-16 .500
poptart: 14-14-2 .500
Biggie: 20-21 .488
HPG: 16-20-1 .444
Screw_Michigan: 15-23 .395
Smackie Chan: 5-10 .333
kcdave: couldn’t get it up


Week 14
Thursday
NE +6 @ PIT 30.5

Sunday
CAR +5.5 @ NO 38
DET -3 @ CHI 42.5
HOU -6.5 @ NYJ 35.5
IND -2 @ CIN 40.5
JAX -2.5 @ CLE 36.5
LAR +7.5 @ BAL 42.5
TB +2.5 @ ATL 39.5
MIN -3 @ LVR 40.5
SEA +10.5 @ SF 46.5
BUF +2.5 @ KC 47.5
DEN +3 @ LAC 43.5
PHI +3.5 @ DAL 52.5

Monday
GB -6.5 @ NYG 37.5
TEN +14 @ MIA 47

[Dr_Phibes]

NE @ PIT 30.5

[Softball Bat]

Bet it.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

NE @ PIT 30.5 under - I'll Skye Masterson this shit.
SEA @ SF OVER 46.5
DAL -3.5

[Mikey]

.600 should be good enough to get me into the playoffs, at least as a wild card.

[Dr_Phibes]

Bet it.

That game bad Juju.

I did look it up, lowest point total since 2006.

[Roach]

HOU -6.5
MIN -3
GB -6.5

[Mikey]

DET -3
KC -2.5
HOU -6.5

[Biggie]

Over
Under
Under

Thanks pops!

[Softball Bat]

TWIS on steroids?

[Biggie]

TWIS on steroids?

[Steve Jobs]

LAR +7.5
SEA +10.5
TEN +14


yo ho fuckin' ho

[Roux]

PIT -6

[Biggie]

NYJ +6.5
CLE +2.5
PHI +3.5

Preesh pops

[Troll#3]

HOU / NYJ 35.5 Over
JAX / CLE 36.5 Over
GB / NYG 37.5 Over

[Softball Bat]

DET @ CHI under 42.5
LAR +7.5
KC -2.5

[Dr_Phibes]

DET - 3
BUF + 2.5
DEN + 3

[Roux]

PIT -6

NO -5.5
LAR +7.5

[Screw_Michigan]

BAL -7.5
DEN +3
IND -2

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

SEA @ SF over 46.5
DEN @ LAC under 43.5
PHI @ DAL under 52.5

I'm posting at 2:06 Florida time, fyi.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

MIN
PHI
GB

TWIS on steroids?

For the record.... I rarely juice, but when I do it's usually something unusual.

[Softball Bat]

You are IN, Donnie.

[Softball Bat]

Twizzler is also IN.

[Mikey]

WTF? Niners and Seaturds are blacked out here on Fox, presumably because the Chargers and Broncos are on CBS.



News Flash - this is NOT Charger territory.

[Softball Bat]

Nobody took the MIN @ LVR under?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Nobody took the MIN @ LVR under?

Still scoreless with 2 minutes to play, lol.

[Screw_Michigan]

Nobody took the MIN @ LVR under?

Army-Navy thought this game sucked

[Mikey]

Ofer three this week. I will now STFU.

[Softball Bat]

BUF + 2.5

Wow!
You escaped with that one.

[Biggie]

BUF + 2.5

Wow!
You escaped with that one.

+2.5 pops

[Softball Bat]

KC scored a very late TD (on a pretty insane play) to go up by 4, but the TD was called back because K. Toney was offside.

[Biggie]

Yes, indeed. Toney fucked up. And I see what you mean. But Phibes was catching points and won outright.

Tough to have a play that cool get ripped off the books.

[Biggie]

I guess I’m just trying to convince myself that it was a smart bet because I made some money on BUF today.

[Dr_Phibes]

Tough to have a play that cool get ripped off the books.

Cheaters never win, Biggie.

Anyone see Mahomes meltdown? Fantastic.

[Dr_Phibes]

Nobody took the MIN @ LVR under?

Still scoreless with 2 minutes to play, lol.

I didn't see the game, but had to watch the highlights.



It's weird, like the anti-CFL. Instead of a 110 yard field, it's 40 yards. I think in the 80's/early 90's - you could do that and be entertained, 'that was a colossal defensive struggle'. This is just strange.

[Screw_Michigan]

Goddell should be dragged in front of Congress and forced to explain how two NFL teams in 2023 can play indoors and still only score three total points. An utter embarrassment to the "highest level" of American football.