A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

[Softball Bat]

You could always solicit Jeffrey Toobin for help with your zoom meeting.

[Mikey]

The only time I listen to a financial advisor is when it comes with a free dinner.

[Sudden Sam]

You sound like me as far as finance and economics!

I’ve got enough to make it as long as I expect to live, so I’m good.

[Screw_Michigan]

You could always solicit Jeffrey Toobin for help with your zoom meeting.

I'm sure he'd lend a hand

[Sudden Sam]

Sad, but this is the left today…on the right, goobers.

[Kierland]

r/therightcantmeme

[Diego in Seattle]

More evidence that Biden is ruining America!

[Softball Bat]

Glory Days!







I've fallen and I can't get up!

Now Bruce is "ill," and he has "postponed" concert dates.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/08/16/ente ... index.html

[Softball Bat]

A broad is jabbering on while an inside the park HR is in progress.

Perfect!

[Sudden Sam]

A broad is jabbering on while an inside the park HR is in progress.

Perfect!

[Sudden Sam]

Glory Days!

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Now Bruce is "ill," and he has "postponed" concert dates.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/08/16/ente ... index.html

Good.

[Kierland]

Huh? Why good?

[Sudden Sam]

Huh? Why good?

Not a Springsteen fan. Concerts canceled…fewer ears assaulted.

[Kierland]

Because you don’t like him you think it’s an assault on Other Peoples’ ears? You are dumber than burnt toast.

[Sudden Sam]

Because you don’t like him you think it’s an assault on Other Peoples’ ears? You are dumber than burnt toast.

If a slight injury can spare a few souls having to hear him, I’m all for it.

Just don’t like him. Sue me.

[Kierland]

Then don’t listen, but saying you are saving people who do like him is the height of narcissism.

[Sudden Sam]

Then don’t listen, but saying you are saving people who do like him is the height of narcissism.

True.

[Kierland]

You’re not a lost cause after all.

[Carson]

White people problems:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-murd ... ne-bodycam

Sorry, dear, you can't use the private jet to go see your boyfriend in The Bahamas.

edit: Should this be in the WWLSD thread?

[Sudden Sam]

White people problems:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-murd ... ne-bodycam

Sorry, dear, you can't use the private jet to go see your boyfriend in The Bahamas.

edit: Should this be in the WWLSD thread?

Not belittling Shiver’s years as a Tiger, but…

“Auburn University football star ”?

He was a long snapper.

His wife sure has some balls, wanting to fly down with her kids and him to spend time with her boyfriend! Fuck you, bitch.

[Kierland]

The landing looked like a video game.

[Softball Bat]

Softball Bat, did India’s Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft actually land on the moon?

Or is this yet another example of the Grand Conspiracy against The Truth?

This?










lol



The answer is -----> no.

[Mikey]

Did anyone have Yevgeny Prigozhin in the death pool?

No, but surprised that he lasted this long. People who cross Putin seem to have a strong propensity for “accidental” death.

[Carson]

Putin spent some money on this one.

Sending a message louder than usual.

[Sudden Sam]

Whatcha wanna bet Prigozhin shows up living in Africa or South America in a week or two? Maybe faked his death so he could escape Putin.

Why the fuck would he fly openly in Russia?!?!

[mvscal]

My daughter is going fishing in Grand Isle this weekend. Called a friend who lives on the island, they now have size 21-25 fresh shrimp for $2 per pound. The ones my daughter will buy are still swimming now.

We're going to eat right on Monday.

Pics or fuck off.

[Diego in Seattle]

Shrimp place is closed

But are the shrimp still swimming?

[Softball Bat]

Our newest member JPGettysburg

index.php

[Softball Bat]

Man attacks judge when he is displeased with her ruling...










Was there a trampoline in front of the judge's desk?

Woah!

[Mikey]

The clip went by really fast. Was that actually DJT?

[Screw_Michigan]

Man attacks judge when he is displeased with her ruling...










Was there a trampoline in front of the judge's desk?

Woah!

Did you see his elevation? We could really use that.

Sincerely,
Jeff Lurie

[Softball Bat]

Stephen Hawking - Jeffrey Epstein





The Cambridge professor (Hawking) had previously visited Epstein’s private Caribbean island in 2006 as part
of a conference funded by the billionaire, and pictures show him at a barbecue on Little St James. This occurred
months before Epstein was first charged with child sex offences, which included procuring a minor for prostitution...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 72989.html

[Meat Head]

Female on the right looks like a kidnapee with stockholm syndrome.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Stephen Hawking - Jeffrey Epstein





The Cambridge professor (Hawking) had previously visited Epstein’s private Caribbean island in 2006 as part
of a conference funded by the billionaire, and pictures show him at a barbecue on Little St James. This occurred
months before Epstein was first charged with child sex offences, which included procuring a minor for prostitution...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 72989.html

I can't get mad at this. Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island is some Make A Wish shit. It's like a kid with AIDS getting an X Box.

[Carson]

Better than letting him score a soccer goal at a Manchester United match.

Probably the last boner he ever got.

[Dr_Phibes]

Horatio Nelson once commanded this fleet.

[Mikey]

I guess they don’t have back up cameras.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

[Roux]

I just made a large deposit at the bank, a friend died and left some money to me.

There is zero joy in that. I would so much rather have my friend back. Dude was a great guy and I miss him.

[scotchnh2o]

I just made a large deposit at the bank, a friend died and left some money to me.

There is zero joy in that. I would so much rather have my friend back. Dude was a great guy and I miss him.

Humble brag...