FL monsoons ??

[Wolfman]

Rainy season has arrived in spades. I was going to the Post Office this afternoon and my car conked futon a flooded street. Memeo to self: stay home when it's flooding.

[Diego in Seattle]

Any minute now DeathSantis will be issuing a decree...

"Don't Say Rain"

[Dr_Phibes]

Your car hit a futon?

[Biggie]

Rainy season has arrived in spades.

Better than spades arriving during rainy season.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

The 88's had a similar experience, Wolfman. Mrs. 88 had an appointment midday yesterday. On the way home, we came to a flooded intersection. Then lightning knocked out the power and US41/Bonita Beach was the wild west. While waiting our turn to drive through the shallowest part of the flooding, some moron in a Tesla decided he could no longer wait and turned his vehicle into an electric submarine (go silent and deep?). Car parts that had come off prior morons and other debris floated back into our German luxury sled. What a mess!

[Mikey]

The 88's had a similar experience, Wolfman. Mrs. 88 had an appointment midday yesterday. On the way home, we came to a flooded intersection. Then lightning knocked out the power and US41/Bonita Beach was the wild west. While waiting our turn to drive through the shallowest part of the flooding, some moron in a Tesla decided he could no longer wait and turned his vehicle into an electric submarine (go silent and deep?). Car parts that had come off prior morons and other debris floated back into our German luxury sled. What a mess!

You didn’t see any futons?

[Wolfman]

WOW 88---driving a Tesla through rain puddles doesn't seem to be a good idea.

[JPGettysburg]

Rainy season has arrived in spades.

Better than spades arriving during rainy season.

HALL OF FAME comment. So much so I think I'll jack off to celebrate.

Bywahahaha.
Anonymous "dark web" crazies hacking my account YET again.

I'm not surprised really, considering how fucked up the administration you voted for, turned out.

"SCOREBOARD" on November 5th.

[Mikey]

Tesla drivers, as a group, are right up there with Beemers, Lexus and LandRovers as stupid, entitled prima donnas.

[JPGettysburg]

Tesla drivers, as a group, are right up there with Beemers, Lexus and LandRovers as stupid, entitled prima donnas.

Let me just add that Prius drivers are FAR FAR worse. Those who drive the Toyota Prius are left-wing extremist crazies with bumper stickers that ADVERTISE their serious mental illness.

[Ken]

Rainy season has arrived in spades.

Better than spades arriving during rainy season.

HALL OF FAME comment. So much so I think I'll jack off to celebrate.

Bywahahaha.
Anonymous "dark web" crazies hacking my account YET again.

I'm not surprised really, considering how fucked up the administration you voted for, turned out.

"SCOREBOARD" on November 5th.

I am so sick and tired of JP politicizing every thread. Adds nothing to the board (in retrospect, neither do I, lol). Sooooo close to putting this jackass on ignore. Made it much more readable when I did w/MS.

[FiatLux]

Tesla drivers, as a group, are right up there with Beemers, as stupid, entitled prima donnas.

I'd put beamers at #1. Then Tesla drivers.

When I see those drivers. I treat them like Chinese drivers.

[JPGettysburg]

Better than spades arriving during rainy season.

HALL OF FAME comment. So much so I think I'll jack off to celebrate.

Bywahahaha.
Anonymous "dark web" crazies hacking my account YET again.

I'm not surprised really, considering how fucked up the administration you voted for, turned out.

"SCOREBOARD" on November 5th.

I am so sick and tired of JP politicizing every thread. Adds nothing to the board (in retrospect, neither do I, lol). Sooooo close to putting this jackass on ignore. Made it much more readable when I did w/MS.

Give me another shot at redemption. I won't let you down.

[Ken]

HALL OF FAME comment. So much so I think I'll jack off to celebrate.

Bywahahaha.
Anonymous "dark web" crazies hacking my account YET again.

I'm not surprised really, considering how fucked up the administration you voted for, turned out.

"SCOREBOARD" on November 5th.

I am so sick and tired of JP politicizing every thread. Adds nothing to the board (in retrospect, neither do I, lol). Sooooo close to putting this jackass on ignore. Made it much more readable when I did w/MS.

Give me another shot at redemption. I won't let you down.

It's not on me to do so, fuckhead. Straighten your shit up and quit fucking this sordid clambake up. Idiot.

[JPGettysburg]

I am so sick and tired of JP politicizing every thread. Adds nothing to the board (in retrospect, neither do I, lol). Sooooo close to putting this jackass on ignore. Made it much more readable when I did w/MS.

Give me another shot at redemption. I won't let you down.

It's not on me to do so, fuckhead. Straighten your shit up and quit fucking this sordid clambake up. Idiot.

Do you talk to people like that in person, or only online?
It's a rhetorical question.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

I think JPGettysburg might be The Big PicKKKle.

[JPGettysberg]

Not true, but at least I have my GOT DAMN head where it belongs.

[Ken]

Not true, but at least I have my GOT DAMN head where it belongs.

I'll go with...
Smackie 5:1
Idiot flat earther: 10:1
Rootbeer: 10:1
Roux: 10:1
Screwy: 20:1
Mikey: 50:1
HPG: 100:1
Phibes: 150:1
Field: 5:1

[Roux]

I wish I could take credit but nope not me.


And 88, I don't think he's Pickle. If it were Pickle, we'd see much more white supremacist crap from him

[Dr_Phibes]

You didn’t see any futons?

Futons are like a small tsunami, they have them in Florida. Give it a week, 88 will be posting pics of his Beemer impaled on a chaise lounge.

We've got JSC getting loaded and eating uncooked meat, Wolfman joyriding in floodwaters and colliding with rec-room furniture.

[Mikey]

You didn’t see any futons?

Futons are like a small tsunami, they have them in Florida. Give it a week, 88 will be posting pics of his Beemer impaled on a chaise lounge.

We've got JSC getting loaded and eating uncooked meat, Wolfman joyriding in floodwaters and colliding with rec-room furniture.

You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

Oh brother, I need to start using vouchsafed more often, especially if I encounter a floating chaise near my Audi.

[Mikey]

Vouchsafed is an excellent word, though one that I don’t believe I have ever used of my own habitude.

[Softball Bat]

I think JPGettysburg might be The Big PicKKKle.

I think either LTARD or... an infrequent poster here whom I prefer not to name.