All the arguing and hatred is exhausting.
Chip Caray made another great call in his illustrious career.
https://thespun.com/more/mlb/st-louis-c ... oing-viral
https://x.com/BasebaIlKing/status/17991 ... oing-viral
On a Lighter Note…
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HighPlainsGrifter
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Would hit that with a fake name and burner phone. Anyone with plastic titties that big is going to be Lorena Bobbit levels of batshit crazy.
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JPGettysburg
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It's hard to believe that a woman thatSudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 11:54 pm All the arguing and hatred is exhausting.
Chip Caray made another great call in his illustrious career.
https://thespun.com/more/mlb/st-louis-c ... oing-viral
https://x.com/BasebaIlKing/status/17991 ... oing-viral
hot, would be sitting all alone.
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CNN: 'Clumsy Trump Hits Head On Bullet'
U.S. — CNN announced today that in a shocking incident, former President Trump clumsily hit his head on a bullet, causing an unfortunate disturbance at a Pennsylvania rally.
"What a klutz, that Trump! Probably worse then Biden," said Anderson Cooper. "Look at all that blood from smacking his face on a bullet. Boy, I bet he feels sheepish."
CNN reported Trump smacked his ear on the harmless bullet at incredible velocity, causing a loud sound like a gunshot. "The helpless little bullet never saw it coming," announced Cooper. "Trump then fell over, forcing several Secret Service agents to dive on top of him to cover for his stumble. An embarrassing day all around."
At publishing time, CNN had updated its report to announce that a person was attacked by Secret Service as a "shooter" in a vain attempt to cover for Trump's clumsiness.
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt
U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.
"Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle," said Judge Paul Stephenson. "He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done."
According to sources, the motion to indict Trump was filed roughly thirty seconds after the failed assassination attempt. "It was obvious by that point that Trump had caused a man to fire several bullets at him," said District Attorney Jan Marsh. "If Trump were not literally Hitler, no one would have tried to kill him in the first place. It's time we in the legal system go after Hitler and not the people trying to murder Hitler."
At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for Secret Service shooting the would-be assassin.
Bee.
U.S. — CNN announced today that in a shocking incident, former President Trump clumsily hit his head on a bullet, causing an unfortunate disturbance at a Pennsylvania rally.
"What a klutz, that Trump! Probably worse then Biden," said Anderson Cooper. "Look at all that blood from smacking his face on a bullet. Boy, I bet he feels sheepish."
CNN reported Trump smacked his ear on the harmless bullet at incredible velocity, causing a loud sound like a gunshot. "The helpless little bullet never saw it coming," announced Cooper. "Trump then fell over, forcing several Secret Service agents to dive on top of him to cover for his stumble. An embarrassing day all around."
At publishing time, CNN had updated its report to announce that a person was attacked by Secret Service as a "shooter" in a vain attempt to cover for Trump's clumsiness.
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt
U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.
"Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle," said Judge Paul Stephenson. "He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done."
According to sources, the motion to indict Trump was filed roughly thirty seconds after the failed assassination attempt. "It was obvious by that point that Trump had caused a man to fire several bullets at him," said District Attorney Jan Marsh. "If Trump were not literally Hitler, no one would have tried to kill him in the first place. It's time we in the legal system go after Hitler and not the people trying to murder Hitler."
At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for Secret Service shooting the would-be assassin.
Bee.
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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Nice!
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RACK THIS!!The Seer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2024 3:09 pm CNN: 'Clumsy Trump Hits Head On Bullet'
U.S. — CNN announced today that in a shocking incident, former President Trump clumsily hit his head on a bullet, causing an unfortunate disturbance at a Pennsylvania rally.
"What a klutz, that Trump! Probably worse then Biden," said Anderson Cooper. "Look at all that blood from smacking his face on a bullet. Boy, I bet he feels sheepish."
CNN reported Trump smacked his ear on the harmless bullet at incredible velocity, causing a loud sound like a gunshot. "The helpless little bullet never saw it coming," announced Cooper. "Trump then fell over, forcing several Secret Service agents to dive on top of him to cover for his stumble. An embarrassing day all around."
At publishing time, CNN had updated its report to announce that a person was attacked by Secret Service as a "shooter" in a vain attempt to cover for Trump's clumsiness.
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt
U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.
"Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle," said Judge Paul Stephenson. "He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done."
According to sources, the motion to indict Trump was filed roughly thirty seconds after the failed assassination attempt. "It was obvious by that point that Trump had caused a man to fire several bullets at him," said District Attorney Jan Marsh. "If Trump were not literally Hitler, no one would have tried to kill him in the first place. It's time we in the legal system go after Hitler and not the people trying to murder Hitler."
At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for Secret Service shooting the would-be assassin.
Bee.
Great job being stupid! Did your "sense of humor" stop developing in fifth grade?
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A little testy today after the failed hit job and your butt bro Jack sMITH looking for work today......
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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JPGettysburg
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BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jack Smith has been effectively castrated.