BREAKING NEWS. Alzheimer's Joe drops out!

[Meat Head]

Hungus bet, President trump vs. Low IQ harris?

The only chance democrat has is drafting Mitt. He just might accept it. But Trump would roll over him too.

You & Aaron Sorkin are fucking idiots...

Do you have any suggestions on who might succeed in running against Trump? Don't say Kameltoe, that would destroy any crediblity you might have.

[L45B]

M2, another fellow Joe / Joe’s Successor loyalist already told you, weren’t you paying attention??

Newsome and Whitmer are ready to take this. Sure, not perfect timing and not a lot of runway for a campaign, but these two heroes are democracy-first blueblooded patriots and will almost certainly be willing to put their political careers on the line in the name of democracy, despite this being a little bit more unorthodox than a normal campaign.

Hollywood, Wall Street and the elites of the Democratic Party will speak for the people. They know what’s best for us all.

[kcdave]

And I was correct.

Obama was one of the principal figures at last night's closed door meeting.

Your thread is not exactly BREAKING NEWS, champ.

20 minutes late for that.



:smile:

Dude!
I was out on the water landing a "BIG ONE"

I can't be glued to my keyboard like you 24/7.

Cut me some slack, will ya.

FUCK CUTTING YOU SLACK. THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS NOTHING MORE
THAN A GIANT GLASS DICK. SUCK ON IT!

[JPGettysburg]

Your thread is not exactly BREAKING NEWS, champ.

20 minutes late for that.



:smile:

Dude!
I was out on the water landing a "BIG ONE"

I can't be glued to my keyboard like you 24/7.

Cut me some slack, will ya.

FUCK CUTTING YOU SLACK. THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS NOTHING MORE
THAN A GIANT GLASS DICK. SUCK ON IT!

The words of an "unhinged" snowflake!

After president trump is re-elected, you're gonna need a GOT DAMN PADDED CELL.

[Softball Bat]

Your thread is not exactly BREAKING NEWS, champ.

20 minutes late for that.



:smile:

Dude!
I was out on the water landing a "BIG ONE"

I can't be glued to my keyboard like you 24/7.

Cut me some slack, will ya.

FUCK CUTTING YOU SLACK. THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS NOTHING MORE
THAN A GIANT GLASS DICK. SUCK ON IT!

Yes.

[mvscal]

M2, another fellow Joe / Joe’s Successor loyalist already told you, weren’t you paying attention??

Newsome and Whitmer are ready to take this. Sure, not perfect timing and not a lot of runway for a campaign, but these two heroes are democracy-first blueblooded patriots and will almost certainly be willing to put their political careers on the line in the name of democracy, despite this being a little bit more unorthodox than a normal campaign.

Hollywood, Wall Street and the elites of the Democratic Party will speak for the people. They know what’s best for us all.

[The Seer]

'Sorry, No Refunds,' Says Hunter Biden To All The Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes

U.S. — After learning that Joe Biden would not seek a second presidential term, his son Hunter took it upon himself to advise all the foreign governments that had previously sent him bribe money that there would be no refunds.

"Sorry, no refunds!" Hunter informed members of the Chinese government. "I believe I made that very clear when we first drew up the deal. You can still send me money, I might be able to get you a meeting with Kamala. She's like my best friend."

Several foreign governments have expressed buyer's remorse. "Ugh, what am I going to do with this painting now?" the Supreme Leader of Iran said. "It's so ugly! Like it was done by a child! I am never trusting America again!"

Hunter reportedly also left several messages for Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and received no reply. "Please call me back about our business arrangement," he said. "My check bounced last week, so if you could look into that, that would be so great."

According to sources, Zelenskyy is telling everyone he is "out of office at a war" in hopes of avoiding the dreaded call from Hunter Biden. "I am sending this painting back to America," Zelenskyy said. "They have to honor this refund! I kept the receipt!"

At publishing time, Hunter Biden retired to a beach in Jamaica.

[Carson]

Do you have any suggestions on who might succeed in running against Trump? Don't say Kameltoe, that would destroy any crediblity you might have.

Yep, they went there.

[StrawMan]

In the recent poll, even Potato Salad beat Harris.

Dem voters deserve an open convention.

[bungle clone]

rackm the seer

[mvscal]

Dem voters deserve an open convention.

Sincerely,

Bath House Barry