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Shana Tovah 5785

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Wishing all my T1B friends a Happy New Year, on this festive Rosh Hashana eve 5785, it's shaping up to be a special one.

May you be humbled by the reverence and compassion of Adonai! We should forgive and be forgiven befor the Shofar is blown (tee'd that one up for the taking) at the conclusion of Yom Kippur. You don't want to be on the wrong side of this one clones, trust me.

I'll be praying extra hard for the Deciders, our awesome mod Jesus H Christ, the staff and management at T1B headquarters and of course, all of you who make this planet bearable on the daily.


Your pal,
Twis

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Backatcha.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2024 6:50 pm May you be humbled by the reverence and compassion of Adonai! We should forgive and be forgiven befor the Shofar is blown (tee'd that one up for the taking) at the conclusion of Yom Kippur. You don't want to be on the wrong side of this one clones, trust me.

I laughed.
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l'chaim

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Nice headquarters we got around here. I had no idea.
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Does it have a laundry room?

Asking for another poster.
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lol
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Shit, we damn sure oughta have a nice headquarters building. What with the $1000 a month we’re each paying, right?



Shalom, TWIS.
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Now, what? $1000 a month?

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Everyone is paying 1K/month to post here, right?

I do a direct deposit to Zyclone.
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Since I joined in Jan 2005, it seems I'm about $238,000 in arrears (easy, mtool).

Please advise on where to send the cash in order to retain site privileges.
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Is it $1000 for each nickname?

PL was asking.
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Rules...

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TWIS, sorry about the hijacking of your thread.
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The Seer wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2024 8:29 pm Does it have a laundry room?

Asking for another poster.
It only takes shekels, though.
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Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Oct 03, 2024 10:54 pm TWIS, sorry about the hijacking of your thread.
I expect nothing less......

Carry on.
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Patrick Bateman wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:29 am Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
Does anyone else get the chills when this guy chimes in?

Kinda like a sober bbq Jones.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2024 7:01 pm a sober bbq Jones.



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