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What the fuck was that? That will leave a mark.
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Next year, take Bama -50 vs Vandy.

And this year, Bama will still be in the playoffs, they're not out of it.
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Roux wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2024 12:09 am Next year, take Bama -50 vs Vandy.

And this year, Bama will still be in the playoffs, they're not out of it.
They have been showing some disturbing lapses in concentration this season.Lost to Vandy and needed two miracles to beat Georgia.

Shaky at best
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It’s because the SEC is even deeper this year than most years. :lol:
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538 had Bama winning that game 5234 times and Bandy winning once. Go figure.
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That Vandy QB grew up in New Mexico. Nobody told him Vandy couldn’t beat Bama. That kid was good.

The Tide could not get a stop. Just one or two 3 and outs and Bama wins. But Vandy kept moving. 40 minutes time of possession! Unreal. Lea outcoached DeBoer big time.

Congrats to Vandy. Awesome job.

Am I mistaken or isn't King Crimson a Vanderbilt guy (as well as OU) ? If not, who in here is the Commodores guy? Somebody used to be.
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Guessing none of those Vandy guys will ever have to buy another drink in Nashville again.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:07 pm That Vandy QB grew up in New Mexico. Nobody told him Vandy couldn’t beat Bama. That kid was good.

The Tide could not get a stop. Just one or two 3 and outs and Bama wins. But Vandy kept moving. 40 minutes time of possession! Unreal. Lea outcoached DeBoer big time.

Congrats to Vandy. Awesome job.

Am I mistaken or isn't King Crimson a Vanderbilt guy (as well as OU) ? If not, who in here is the Commodores guy? Somebody used to be.
The thing is that that wasn't some fluke, scabdick miracle. They dominated that game. Now Texas has to play Vandy the week after playing Georgia as well.

Where can I get my new SECBSH tshirt?
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mvscal wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 11:54 pm Where can I get my new SECBSH tshirt?
:lol:

https://secshorts.com/
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:07 pm
Am I mistaken or isn't King Crimson a Vanderbilt guy (as well as OU) ? If not, who in here is the Commodores guy? Somebody used to be.
yeah, that's me Sam. I went to Vandy. Grew up and graduated HS in Norman, my uncle played football for OU in late 60's early 70's and my dad briefly hoops. Went to every OU home game football from about 76 to 86 with my dad. My dad's dad had season tickets in section 19 going back to the mid 50's Wilkinson years.

I digress, cool Vandy W for sure.
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Let's say Texas holds serve against OU and Georgia which is certainly not an outlandish outcome. They then go to Nashville ranked #1 after beating Georgia.

😳

All of a sudden the hype for that game against a team with zero fucks just got interesting.
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mvscal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:40 pm Let's say Texas holds serve against OU and Georgia which is certainly not an outlandish outcome. They then go to Nashville ranked #1 after beating Georgia.

😳

All of a sudden the hype for that game against a team with zero fucks just got interesting.
you are so right. what an incredible scenario.
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Congrats, KC. Impressive win.

Long season and I’m expecting a lot more upsets.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:32 pm Congrats, KC. Impressive win.

Long season and I’m expecting a lot more upsets.
I dunno. Maybe the NIL thing isn't so bad for college football after all.

I had no intention of watching anything thing last weekend until I got a text from friend to turn on the game. I thought it was a joke or that Bama was cruising to some historic blowout or something. Then Arkansas and AssToMouth.
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mvscal wrote: Sat Oct 12, 2024 12:31 am
Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:32 pm Congrats, KC. Impressive win.

Long season and I’m expecting a lot more upsets.
I dunno. Maybe the NIL thing isn't so bad for college football after all.

I had no intention of watching anything thing last weekend until I got a text from friend to turn on the game. I thought it was a joke or that Bama was cruising to some historic blowout or something. Then Arkansas and AssToMouth.
Your ‘Horns look like the class of the league.

I hate that they come in and appear to be the best SEC team. But with Sark and getting the big boys on both lines…it was inevitable. Congrats…for now.
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Defense is legit. They tightened up the secondary and reloaded on the D line. Ewers was a little shaky at first, but that's not unexpected after being out a month. We'll see next week.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:32 pm Congrats, KC. Impressive win.

Long season and I’m expecting a lot more upsets.
I confess it was hard to "get into" Vandy sports when I was there so I won't pretend like I live or die by the Commodores. It wasn't like today's SECBSH times. I went to class and saw bands on the West End. smoked grass on the wall, went to Jonesy's.

I'm not going to pile on the bandwagon.

I went to a Vandy-Tulane game at Dudley Field first week of school and Norman HIgh games had more energy and maybe more fans at NHS Harve Collins Field. Watson Brown was the coach, and so Vandy was good for 3-4 wins a year as usual. Maybe beat Kentucky, maybe not.

But, Norman High games had less whiskey drunk dudes from Atlanta, Nashville, and New Orleans prep schools in blue blazers, team color striped ties and duckheads for sure. You know what I'm talking about.

Dig?

I lived for a while in southern New Mexico and hope to go back but I kinda pull for NMSU sports (and they had really good hoops until they lost too many coaches stepping stone like....and went killer/thug).....but NMSU football winning last year with Jerry Kill and Pavia was such a freak of nature that you had to like those guys.

So, those cats winning at Vandy is kinda cool for me....and not totally surprising but still cool to see on the national stage. Talk about 2 perennial losing teams. Seriously.

Easy to pull for Pavia and Kill.
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Anyway, that Bama D was a lot like Oklahoma in a game against Army a few years ago, the Kyler Murray year. Like the DC, Mike Stoops for OU, D people in general had never seen "'option" blocking schemes before. and despite better talent, had no idea how to defend it.

Which is ironic AF.

Oklahoma and Alabama.
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Milroe is off. He missed multiple open receivers.

Discipline is lacking. Way too many penalties.

Fuck.
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Sorry about that Sam.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 2:03 am Sorry about that Sam.
Thanks, Mikey.

Tough game between two struggling teams. Coulda won it, but the Vols earned it. Such is life. I’m over it.

Getting old has its advantages. I don’t sweat over this shit long.
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A west coast coach steers a team from Alabama in the wrong direction?

Sounds familiar.

At least Debored understands recruiting.
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Carson wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2024 5:37 am A west coast coach steers a team from Alabama in the wrong direction?

Sounds familiar.

At least Debored understands recruiting.
Carson, I’m going to go ahead and congratulate you on your victory in the Iron Bowl this coming Saturday.
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Fuck off
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Carson wrote: Sun Dec 01, 2024 1:25 amFuck off
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Kalen DeBoer gets a second year at Bama!
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