Personifi AI's New Dog Collar Finally Gives Fido a Voice

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Personifi AI's New Dog Collar Finally Gives Fido a Voice

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Your Pet’s Voice, Powered by AI

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Personifi AI is attempting to change the way you interact with man’s best friend. The Austin, Texas-based company’s Shazam Band, an AI-powered dog collar, is a wearable device that literally gives your dog a voice.

According to the company, the latest technology at the core of the product is called Sentience Augmentation. The tech uses both sensors and machine learning to decipher your pooch’s reasoning, psychological state, and health needs. It also allows your pet to interpret your emotional state and respond appropriately.

John McHale, CEO of Personifi AI, says, "The Shazam Band is a game-changer for the bond we share with our pets. We’ve always imagined what our pets would say if they could speak — well, imagine no more. Shazam makes that dream a reality, bringing joy, empathy, and understanding into every interaction."

The Shazam Band is an interesting device powered by a highly trained AI. With it, come visions of Dug from the movie Up, or MCU fan-favorite, Cosmo the Dog. Unlike those fictional characters, though, Personifi AI’s dog collar is 100% real.

More fascinating, however, is the collar’s feature set. It offers 27 built-in selectable personas, ranging from hard-boiled mafia boss to snarky southern belle. Plus, the Shazam Band lets your pet express themselves in several languages, including English, Spanish, Patois, and Mandarin. The device also functions as a GPS tracker and includes geofencing support. That means you won't need to worry about whether you should put an AirTag on your dog's collar.

So, what if you’re more of a cat person? Don’t worry. As long as it fits, you can also use Personifi AI’s collar with other animals. The device comes in two sizes.

The Shazam Band’s Sentience Augmentation system is also exceptionally advanced. Through the technology, your furry companion can express their feelings through a number of sound bites. So, if you’ve ever wondered if your dog was feeling sad or bored, now you can know for sure. Supposedly, the more you communicate with your beloved pet via the collar, the more natural interactions will become.
Does the Collar Actually Work?

That’s a fantastic question. And while we haven’t gotten our hands on the device just yet, a few other publications have reported that, yes, it works. CEO McHale has even been training the Shazam Band’s AI with his pup, Roscoe.

The rub, however, is that the AI device is not cheap. The wearable has a retail price of $495 or $595 depending on the size you need. To access additional voices, you’ll need to shell out another $100 per. Then there’s the $295 annual subscription fee.

It’s a lot of cash to justify a gadget that hangs on your dog’s neck. But, if you’re someone who longs to know what your pooch is really thinking, then that expense might seem worth it. On the other hand, if the cost seems excessive, you may want to check out our write-up on some other DIY pet wearables. Either way, the notion that this technology may lead to a new era of pet communication is definitely something to get excited about.
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For a super reasonable entry point of $800 - $900 bucks plus another $300 a year? We're reaching felony-level huckstering here. Do we really need or want more anthropomorphic overreach? Think of the millions of "pet parents" who already think their pet communicates with them. Don't we have enough crazy cat ladies and purse size rat-dogs? Jeebus... there has to be a higher & better use for that kind of AI tech. How 'bout at the vet's office? Or the zoo. Or fighting abuse in horse racing... There's even more uses on the animal abuse front. How many more Amish sheep have to suffer? What would Filthy's neighbor's dog say? Enough to jail Roland? Think of the intel we could get from goats in the Middle East. :mrgreen:
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Sure, I would definitely pay that amount, if this could actually translate from human to dog and from dog to human, and it was the actual thoughts of my dogs, and not mere AI.
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Cats and dogs already communicate clearly with their owners.
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Only Sherlock Holmes could solve these mysteries

- scratching at the back door? hmm

- sitting by an empty food/water bowl, glaring? not a clue
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Dr_Phibes wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:14 am Only Sherlock Holmes could solve these mysteries

- scratching at the back door? hmm

- sitting by an empty food/water bowl, glaring? not a clue
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Roux wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2024 9:30 pm Sure, I would definitely pay that amount, if this could actually translate from human to dog and from dog to human, and it was the actual thoughts of my dogs, and not mere AI.
What do you think would happen if you put that collar on a politician?
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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 2:34 pm
Roux wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2024 9:30 pm Sure, I would definitely pay that amount, if this could actually translate from human to dog and from dog to human, and it was the actual thoughts of my dogs, and not mere AI.
What do you think would happen if you put that collar on a politician?
I think a conversation with a dog or cat would be more insightful and informative.
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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 2:34 pm What do you think would happen if you put that collar on a politician?

I'm trying to make a connection with "never trust a fart."

Just assume I did and it was funny.
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mvscal wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 4:11 am Cats and dogs already communicate clearly with their owners.

Thanks for the info Doctor Dolittle.
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mvscal wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 4:11 am Cats and dogs already communicate clearly with their owners.

True. I should have written, "talks with" or "converses with" them. :oops:
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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 2:34 pm
What do you think would happen if you put that collar on a politician?
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Fluffy Feeling Ill? N.Y.C. Workers Might Get Sick Leave for Pet Care

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mvscal wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 4:11 am Cats and dogs already communicate clearly with their owners.
mvscal's cat clearly communicating clearly with him.

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FIDO: Nobody is buying any of this "emotional support animal" bullshit. You're a fraud and everyone knows it. Do you really think I enjoy sitting at Starbucks for three hours listening to a bunch of whiny beta males bitch about Trump? Take me home and give me something to fuck.
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Mikey wrote: Fri Oct 25, 2024 8:37 pm
mvscal wrote: Thu Oct 24, 2024 4:11 am Cats and dogs already communicate clearly with their owners.
mvscal's cat clearly communicating clearly with him.

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I used to talk to Hedges all the time. Didn’t need no stinkin’ collar.
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Python wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:29 pm I used to talk to Hedges all the time. Didn’t need no stinkin’ collar.
Willie & I have deep philosophical conversations, although I do find him to be a bit too dogmatic at times.
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Smackie Chan wrote: Sun Oct 27, 2024 1:45 am
Python wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:29 pm I used to talk to Hedges all the time. Didn’t need no stinkin’ collar.
Willie & I have deep philosophical conversations, although I do find him to be a bit too dogmatic at times.
Interesting. Leon tends to become somewhat catatonic. Especially a few hours into Tune Town.
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Python wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:29 pm I used to talk to Hedges all the time. Didn’t need no stinkin’ collar.
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