2024 Three Best Bets - Week 12

[Screw_Michigan]

Week 11 was not a good weekend for the players as half of us were under .500. That means an even better weekend for me as I was the only 3-0 player, catapulting me into 5th. Rack me.


WEEK 11 RESULTS

Screwball 3-0
TWIS 1-0
Kluba 1-0
Ditka 2-1
Roach 2-1
Troll 3: 2-1
Mister Falcon 2-1
Strawman 1-2
Poptart 1-2
Phibes 1-2
Mikey 1-2
Jobs 1-2
HPG 1-2
Biggie 1-2

WEEK 12 STANDINGS

Biggie: 18-10 .643
Troll#3: 18-11 .621
Dr_Phibes: 20-13 .606
StrawMan: 18-13 .581
Screw_Michigan: 18-14 .562
Mikey: 17-14 .548
Mister_Falcon: 17-14 .548
TWIS: 12-10 .545
Steve Jobs: 16-14 .533
poptart: 12-12 .500
Kluba: 4-4 .500
Mike Ditka: 16-17 .485
Roux: 13-15 .464
Roach: 13-19 .406
Donnie Baker: 3-5 .375
HPG: 6-11 .353

WEEK 12 ODDS

THUR
PIT -4.5 CLE 40

SUN
DET -8 IND 50.5
TEN +8 HOU 42
NE +7.5 MIA 45.5
MIN -3.5 CHI 40
KC -11 CAR 42
TB -3.5 NYG 42.5
DAL +10.5 WSH 45.5
DEN -4 LV 40.5
ARI +1 SEA 48
SF +1.5 GB 47.5
PHI -3 LAR 48

MON
BAL -3 LAC 50

For the idiots who will inevitably ask, the first team listed is the road team.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Thanks Screwy & Mazel Tov on the 3-0 week. You need to change your avatar to the Dwight Pic, at least for the remainder of the 3bb season.

Pops, thanks for handling the 1st half with your usual grace and class.

Good luck 3bbiers, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

[Softball Bat]

CLE +4.5
LAR +3


Thank you, SM!

[Mike Ditka]

PIT @ CLE 40 Over
TEN @ HOU 42 Over
KC @ CAR 42 Over

[Softball Bat]

No special insights this week, Coach Ditka?

[Biggie]

PIT/CLE under 40
TB -3.5
GB -1.5

Thanks, Screwball.

Note: Made a Saturday edit on my Sunday picks. My edits don't get called out because I am a Mod, but wanted to advise in the spirit of fair play.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

DET -8
MIN - CHI under 40
DEN -4

[Mike Ditka]

No special insights this week, Coach Ditka?

Well this just in, wish I'd seen it sooner.

Got a call from a pharmacist friend and he tells me the amount of ozempic and levitra going in the door to the Lion's locker room is off the fucking chart. They are using so much I'll be able to take my wife to Hawaii again this year. The three black amigos Gibbs, Williams, and Goff are apparently climbing the walls in roid rages waiting for the game. Add in the high o/u and the big spread, this will be a points-fucking-fest. Take Detroit and the over.

[Roach]

DET -8
KC -11
WSH -10.5

[Biggie]

PIT/CLE under 40

10-6 in a blizzard after Q3. Final score 24-19.

[Softball Bat]

I was just going to post about this.

The game was a gut punch for the under bettors.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

PIT/CLE under 40

10-6 in a blizzard after Q3. Final score 24-19.

If only kcdave could have made a live in-game Triple Play LOCK on the under, that would have made my season.

[Dr_Phibes]

Meaningless stat:

3.5 underdogs have covered 100 percent on Thursday night, all time.

[Kluba]

KC -11

[Steve Jobs]

TEN +8
NE +7.5
DAL +10.5


Yo ho ho

[StrawMan]

TB @ NYG . . TB -3.5
DEN @ LV . . .DEN -4
SF @ GB . . . . SF +1.5

[Screw_Michigan]

DEN -4
HOU -8
TB -3.5

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

DET -8
MIN -3.5

[Mister_Falcon]

MIN @ CHI UNDER 40
ARI @ SEA UNDER 48
PHI @ LAR UNDER 48

[Mikey]

GB -1.5
DET -8
MIN -3.5

[Dr_Phibes]

TB - 3.5
DEN - 4
SEA - 1

[Dr_Phibes]

Lots of favourites this week

[Roux]

DET -8
TB -3.5
WAS -10.5

[Troll#3]

DET @ IND 50.5 Under
KC @ CAR 42 Under
BAL -3

[Screw_Michigan]

Broncos were fucking around with the Duhs at the end of that game, had to come up big three times to prevent the Raiders from scoring a meaningless touchdown...to everyone but people like me who had Denver -4. Rack me for being on the positive side of the ledger once again this weekend.

[Screw_Michigan]

GB -1.5
DET -8
MIN -3.5

Poor you, screwed out of a 3-0 weekend by the hook. I hate that.

[Mikey]

GB -1.5
DET -8
MIN -3.5

Poor you, screwed out of a 3-0 weekend by the hook. I hate that.

Yeah. One point from a perfect week.