Jumping Jesus, Christmas Suxx!

[Carson]

Now that my kids are grown, Christmas is just a vacation in a fortress of gloom and bullshit.

Pagans had the right idea: get drunk and stay drunk until the sun comes back out.

[Dr_Phibes]

fortress of gloom and bullshit.

You're going to Keybank Centre?

[Mikey]

fortress of gloom and bullshit.

You're going to Keybank Centre?

Jumping Jesus plays there? I didn't realize they had a basketball team.

[Jesus H. Christ]

I am sitting jesus.

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.

[Dr_Phibes]

Jumping Jesus plays there? I didn't realize they had a basketball team.

Jesus relocated to the Intuit Dome, a citadel of pain and suffering.

[Softball Bat]

Isaiah 9:6-7
6 For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given;
and the government shall be upon his shoulder,
and his name shall be called
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
7 Of the increase of his government and of peace
there will be no end,
on the throne of David and over his kingdom,
to establish it and to uphold it
with justice and with righteousness
from this time forth and forevermore.
The zeal of the Lord of hosts will do this.



Marry Christmas, everyone!

[Rootbeer]

relocated to the Intuit Dome,

Que?



Sorry, I read that wrong.

[Mikey]

RACK the Inuit Dome.

[Jesus H Christ]

I am sitting jesus.

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.

Careful big brother. You may be older but I’m a lot quicker.

[StrawMan]

[Sudden Sam]

Now that my kids are grown, Christmas is just a vacation in a fortress of gloom and bullshit.

Spending Christmas week with my sons and grandkids a couple years ago was life renewing.

Tomorrow brings the potential of being as miserable a day as I’ve ever experienced. However, I refuse to succumb to the sadness and bleakness that will be foisted upon my immediate crew. I am steeling myself for the impending dark forces that will descend on my home in the morn by blasting Drivin n Cryin, Webb Wilder, Son Volt, Urge Overkill, and Nikki Lane CDs until my wife begs me to curtail the cacophony.

[Rootbeer]

Now that my kids are grown, Christmas is just a vacation in a fortress of gloom and bullshit.

I am steeling myself for the impending dark forces that will descend on my home in the morn by blasting Drivin n Cryin, Webb Wilder, Son Volt, Urge Overkill, and Nikki Lane CDs until my wife begs me to curtail the cacophony.

Drivin N Cryin has never been played in Tune Town. I'm not sure why. I sampled their most popular video on YouTube and although the lyrics were insipid, the sound was sufficiently Town-esque to make a set with Red Rider and maybe Greta Van Fleet.

Webb Wilder made 5 TT appearances in 2024

Son Volt last sniffed the Town's backside in 2013

Much like Python, Urge Overkill only made the list once in '24

Nikki Lane has never made the playlist but both BSmack and Sudden Sam praised Lane as "awesome roots music" in the summer of 2023.

[Roux]

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.

Can you also bless the urinary extrusions as well? Appreciate you.

[Adelpiero]

I am sitting jesus.

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.

Woah Nelly, the shit trolls came out

[Diego in Seattle]

I am sitting jesus.

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.

Woah Nelly, the shit trolls came out

The reindeer are still MIA.