Jimmy Cardirt

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 9:59 pm

Another dead prez.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:02 pm

He went Billy up.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:06 pm

Roux with a last minute DP score!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:08 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:06 pm Roux with a last minute DP score!

I wonder if he has himself in the death pool?

He could rack up some big points.

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:14 pm

And you are a piece of shit. Now how old are you?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:21 pm

Fukkin' Grim Reaper had to work for this one. But he always wins in the end.

RIP Mr President.

I believe he was a great human being. Not a very good President, IMO, but the best ex-prez of my lifetime.

Kept his fukking nose out of politics and did a lot of good with Habitat for Humanity. His fellow democrat ex-prezes could learn a thing or two from him.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:26 pm

Signed a book for me once, only ex-prez I’ve met.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:27 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:21 pm. His fellow democrat ex-prezes could learn a thing or two from him.

So you're saying the ex Republican presidents are too stupid to learn?

You're probably right.

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:27 pm

A wonderful man, a true leader with impeccable integrity. May he rest in peace.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:28 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:26 pm Signed a book for me once, only ex-prez I’ve met.

Only ex president that was worth a shit.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:53 pm

I was near Plains on my motorcycle riding home from Tampa. Decided to head “downtown “ on the chance I might see the man in a diner or at the feed store. No such luck. Ended up buying a Love and Rockets used CD. Still haven’t heard it.

Great human being. Just in over his head in DC.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:11 pm

Roux wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:27 pm A wonderful man, a true leader with impeccable integrity. May he rest in peace.

I was never a fan. And neither was most of the country that had to try to survive under his incompetent and thankfully short-lived presidency. And I bet if you took a poll in the parts of the world that his inept foreign policy set on fire, he wouldn't fair too well there either.

But he lived a long time. I don't think he used the office to enrich his family ('sup Biden), and I don't think he used executive branch agencies to attack his adversaries ('sup Obama), and I don't think he used his office to keep his dick wet ('sup Clinton). So on the whole, he was probably the best Demotard in my lifetime. And you have to give him credit for giving us Ronald Reagan's two terms.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:16 pm

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:11 pm
Roux wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:27 pm A wonderful man, a true leader with impeccable integrity. May he rest in peace.
I was never a fan. And neither was most of the country that had to try to survive under his incompetent and thankfully short-lived presidency. And I bet if you took a poll in the parts of the world that his inept foreign policy set on fire, he wouldn't fair too well there either.

But he lived a long time. I don't think he used the office to enrich his family ('sup Biden), and I don't think he used executive branch agencies to attack his adversaries ('sup Obama), and I don't think he used his office to keep his dick wet ('sup Clinton). So on the whole, he was probably the best Demotard in my lifetime. And you have to give him credit for giving us Ronald Reagan's two terms.

You miss Nixon don't you?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:20 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:27 pm
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:21 pm. His fellow democrat ex-prezes could learn a thing or two from him.

So you're saying the ex Republican presidents are too stupid to learn?

You're probably right.

No, dumbfukk. The only Republican ex is the shrub and he's done a fine job of laying low, unlike Bathhouse Barry and Slick Willy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:24 pm

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:11 pm
Roux wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:27 pm A wonderful man, a true leader with impeccable integrity. May he rest in peace.
I was never a fan. And neither was most of the country that had to try to survive under his incompetent and thankfully short-lived presidency. And I bet if you took a poll in the parts of the world that his inept foreign policy set on fire, he wouldn't fair too well there either.

But he lived a long time. I don't think he used the office to enrich his family ('sup Biden), and I don't think he used executive branch agencies to attack his adversaries ('sup Obama), and I don't think he used his office to keep his dick wet ('sup Clinton). So on the whole, he was probably the best Demotard in my lifetime. And you have to give him credit for giving us Ronald Reagan's two terms.

How old were you when he was elected? Eight maybe? Ten? I guess you followed his administration really closely.

Whippersnapper.

88BuckeyeGrad · Post by **88BuckeyeGrad** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:09 am

13-17. Didn’t get to vote against him. Had to wait for Mondale-Ferraro.

That shithead’s name is on my Eagle card.

I bet if you put his almost corpse in a 2024 primary against Biden’s, Carter would have won.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:33 am

Well...bye.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:39 am

Peanuts planted

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:47 am

Carson wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:39 am Peanuts planted

Not bad.

I also like
Jimmy Carted with the Bring Out Your Dead screenshot.

or

39, 86'd

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 1:45 am

Smackie, please play some Allman Brothers at the next Tune Town.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 2:38 am

Carson wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:39 am Peanuts planted

LOL

Sven Golly · Post by **Sven Golly** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 6:57 pm

Carter hung on long enough so he could see Biden surpass him as the worst president.

Even though Biden’s term is not technically over, he’s been radio silent for months now anyway.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 7:52 pm

Flags will be flown at half staff for a period of 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels throughout the country and its territories.

That will be until January 28. A fitting parting gift from Carter to Trump to have the flag at half staff during his inauguration and for the following week.

Sven Golly · Post by **Sven Golly** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 8:57 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 7:52 pm Flags will be flown at half staff for a period of 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels throughout the country and its territories.

That will be until January 28. A fitting parting gift from Carter to Trump to have the flag at half staff during his inauguration and for the following week.

Better keep the flags at half staff for Biden.

He’s not long for this world.

He pulled a Woodrow Wilson and stroked out long ago.

Why do you think Jill is so pissed?

She had the power and didn’t want to cede it to cackles.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:02 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 7:52 pm Flags will be flown at half staff for a period of 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels throughout the country and its territories.

That will be until January 28. A fitting parting gift from Carter to Trump to have the flag at half staff during his inauguration and for the following week.

Nobody cares or will even notice.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:08 pm

Does he get an aircraft carrier? Ford got one. I've read Carter's got a sub named after him, or is it one ship per customer?

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:29 pm

mvscal wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:02 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 7:52 pm Flags will be flown at half staff for a period of 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels throughout the country and its territories.

That will be until January 28. A fitting parting gift from Carter to Trump to have the flag at half staff during his inauguration and for the following week.
Nobody cares or will even notice.

Flags are being half staffed for everygoddamthing these days. We had a state trooper killed on the other side of the state and it took me ten minutes of internet searching to figure out why flags were halfway down for a week. We half staffed when John McCain died. Fukken why? He wasn't my Senator. And now a former president gets a whole month? What if Liz Cheney dies during that month? Does she get a week at half staff AFTER the Carter month? How far out are we willing to stack these meaningless gestures? Just fly the thing halfassed permanently and come up with new reasons as needed.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:38 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:29 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:02 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 7:52 pm Flags will be flown at half staff for a period of 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels throughout the country and its territories.

That will be until January 28. A fitting parting gift from Carter to Trump to have the flag at half staff during his inauguration and for the following week.
Nobody cares or will even notice.
Flags are being half staffed for everygoddamthing these days. We had a state trooper killed on the other side of the state and it took me ten minutes of internet searching to figure out why flags were halfway down for a week. We half staffed when John McCain died. Fukken why? He wasn't my Senator. And now a former president gets a whole month? What if Liz Cheney dies during that month? Does she get a week at half staff AFTER the Carter month? How far out are we willing to stack these meaningless gestures? Just fly the thing halfassed permanently and come up with new reasons as needed.

Tell us that you're ignorant of the US Flag Code w/o telling us that you're ignorant of the US Flag Code.

You're so patriotic...

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:56 pm

Re the flag code…

As HPG said, the flag is flown at half staff every time some pissant “public servant” croaks. It’s at the discretion of governors as well as the prez and they drop the damn thing way too often.

https://us-flag.net/code/

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 10:34 pm

The flag should stay at half mass until they’re officially done carving Jimmy’s headpiece into Mount Rushmore (with a neighboring space for Joe when he steps down in January).

Jimmy Carter exemplifies what happens when empathy and compassion are legislated into the veins of society. Under his watch (just like Joe’s), energy and grocery prices were at all-time lows (which really helped the poor and middle class), there were zero escalations in Afghanistan and above all, there were fewer racists and white supremacists doing racist and white supremacist things.

Jimmy was a really nice man and a really nice president. Greedy white capitalists either shook in their boots at his speeches or were otherwise transformed into humble, caring citizens by his empathetic policies.

And just like Joe is about to be, Jimmy was unfairly replaced by a greedy, racist, white supremacist Nazi Socialist who loved trickle down and tax cuts for the rich, which reversed all the beautiful things Jimmy did for our country, especially for the poor and middle classes, economically speaking.

Jimmy will now be interred at his final habitat. If I were in a voting booth on 31st St (in the 14th district of NY) I would still vote for Jimmy for a second term (with a write-in on a post-it note for Joe).

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 10:50 pm

Mikey wrote:Flags will be flown at half staff for a period of 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels throughout the country and its territories.

My "flag" will be flying at full staff on New Year's Eve. It will be my customary jerk session in synchronicity with the Times Square ball drop.
4... 3... 2... 1... explosion!

I purposely have not nutted for 11 days counting. I aim to hit the ceiling this year. Wish me luck!

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 11:16 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:38 pm Tell us that you're ignorant of the US Flag Code w/o telling us that you're ignorant of the US Flag Code.

You're so patriotic...

I didn't say anyone violated The Code. I said the reasons and durations for half staff honorarium is getting a bit silly. It's a crisis of one-ups-manship.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Dec 30, 2024 11:23 pm

Alabama seems to lower the flag every time someone farts.

Maybe we should lower it every time a criminal is killed whilst committing criminal acts.

Libs…thoughts?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:18 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 9:29 pm
Flags are being half staffed for everygoddamthing these days.

There's a pill for that.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:41 am

Carter's funeral will be on January 9th.

Roux · Post by **Roux** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:51 am

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 11:23 pm Alabama seems to lower the flag every time someone farts.

Maybe we should lower it every time a criminal is killed whilst committing criminal acts.

Libs…thoughts?

Alabama has Republican majorities in the House and Senate, the Congressional delegation, both U.S. Senators, Governor, Lt. Governor, Secretary of State, Treasurer, Attorney General, and many more.

And you're blaming liberals when Alabama lowers the flag?

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:58 am

Roux wrote: ↑Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:51 am
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 11:23 pm Alabama seems to lower the flag every time someone farts.

Maybe we should lower it every time a criminal is killed whilst committing criminal acts.

Libs…thoughts?

Alabama has Republican majorities in the House and Senate, the Congressional delegation, both U.S. Senators, Governor, Lt. Governor, Secretary of State, Treasurer, Attorney General, and many more.

And you're blaming liberals when Alabama lowers the flag?

Not at all.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 4:29 am

Roux wrote: ↑Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:51 am
And you're blaming liberals when Alabama lowers the flag?

He blames liberals for everything that’s gone wrong in his life and everything that will. Along with a whole bunch of other stuff.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 4:36 am

Speaking of a constant barrage of strawmen and hypocrisy...

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Dec 31, 2024 4:29 am He blames liberals for everything that’s gone wrong in his life and everything that will. Along with a whole bunch of other stuff.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Dec 31, 2024 5:44 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Dec 31, 2024 4:36 am Speaking of a constant barrage of strawmen and hypocrisy...

Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Dec 31, 2024 4:29 am He blames liberals for everything that’s gone wrong in his life and everything that will. Along with a whole bunch of other stuff.

Funny. I don’t see either one here. Maybe a (very) little exaggeration but neither of the others.

Of course I wouldn’t expect you to know the difference. So, carry on.