Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

[General Peters]

Rack Jack !

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national ... -election/

God bless America!

How'd it go for ol' Faggot Jack? Stupid ass lawfare only created more Trump supporters. Backfired right up Jack's ass and yours

[mvscal]

Rack Jack !

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national ... -election/

God bless America!

How'd it go for ol' Faggot Jack? Stupid ass lawfare only created more Trump supporters. Backfired right up Jack's ass and yours

Hope you were able to get all your Hack Smith merch before it got shipped to Africa. They will be living large. T-shirts, coffee mugs, cock balloons. It's all good in the hood.

[Carson]

FecalLust has yet another thread blow up in his face.

[Sudden Sam]

More wasted taxpayer dollars.

Obama, Clinton, Raskin, Schiff, et al moving to Costa Rica?

[88BuckeyeGrad]

The DOJ is merely calling a time-out. Are his co-defendants being given the same time-out? Nope, because they don't have the temporary immunity that Dump has (again proving the Dems were correct about Dump running for the WH to avoid facing justice).

When Jan. 20th 2029 rolls around he'll face those charges (assuming that Vance hasn't already invoked the 25A a few years prior).

Pardon my intrusion into your fantasy, but are you considering one of the powers a President can exercise while serving as President?

I saw this on X and thought of you (I added the last line):

2017: Comey will get Trump
2018: Mueller will get Trump
2019: Avenatti will get Trump
2020: AG James will get Trump
2021: AG Garland will get Trump
2022: Smith probe will get Trump
2023: DA Fani Willis will get Trump
2024: DA Alvin Bragg will get Trump
2029: DOJ will get Trump

[HighPlainsGrifter]

If China starts lacing the Copium supply with fentynal, we're gonna lose a lot of left coast posters.

[Diego in Seattle]

The DOJ is merely calling a time-out. Are his co-defendants being given the same time-out? Nope, because they don't have the temporary immunity that Dump has (again proving the Dems were correct about Dump running for the WH to avoid facing justice).

When Jan. 20th 2029 rolls around he'll face those charges (assuming that Vance hasn't already invoked the 25A a few years prior).

Pardon my intrusion into your fantasy, but are you considering one of the powers a President can exercise while serving as President?

I saw this in a right wing echo chamber and thought of you (I added the last line):

2017: Comey will get Trump
2018: Mueller will get Trump
2019: Avenatti will get Trump
2020: AG James will get Trump
2021: AG Garland will get Trump
2022: Smith probe will get Trump
2023: DA Fani Willis will get Trump
2024: DA Alvin Bragg will get Trump
2029: DOJ will get Trump

FTFY

[The Seer]

FTFY

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Jack Smith resigned today.

Hopefully you fanbois can get your tshirts and mugs signed for $10 at a Barnes & Noble in Alexandria. That will be his only source of income unless he gets hired a legal consultant by a failing cable news outlet (unlikely). He'll never work directly in law again.

[Diego in Seattle]

Jack Smith resigned today.

Hopefully you fanbois can get your tshirts and mugs signed for $10 at a Barnes & Noble in Alexandria. That will be his only source of income unless he gets hired a legal consultant by a failing cable news outlet (unlikely). He'll never work directly in law again.

SYHTFOTW, but Jack Smith resigned because he'd done as much as he could at this point. Both halves of his report were sent to members of Congress. So now it's a matter of whether it's released or leaked. If Garland had done his job this would have been taken care of a long time ago. And Biden can release the report, even if it's in violation of a court order. After all, SCOTUS ruled that a sitting POTUS can violate any laws they want w/o recrimination.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Fear the beard!


BWAHAHHAHHAHHAAA!!



You cucks were duped for two years by this idiot!

[mvscal]

Sure, there's a lot of smoke, but I refuse to believe that there's any fire going on there.

-High Plains Gonad

Right. Where there's smoke, there is a cabal of incompetent lesbians bungling the response.

[HighHard1]

Fear the beard!


BWAHAHHAHHAHHAAA!!



You cucks were duped for two years by this idiot!

And still are.

[mvscal]

FecalLust has yet another thread blow up in his face.

He's a total pro when it cums to things exploding in his face. Jocking Cal has given him lots of experience.

[88BuckeyeGrad]

Smith's report (which I just read in total) is a CYA job for Team D. It includes many generalized assertions that Orange Man is bad, which you would expect (nothing new). But mostly it goes to great lengths to argue that Smith and his programmers did nothing wrong, that they followed the law, and that every time an appellate court determined that Smith's cadre of super great guys did not follow the law it was because their well-understood interpretation of the law turned out not to be as well-understood as they thought it was. What a waste of taxpayer money.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I loaded the Jack Smith Report into HGPT and asked for an AI summary. This came out:

Please, please, please don't censure me or my team. We were doing what we were told. We followed the law...well, an interpretation of the law we were given by stern-faced dudes in a coffee shop on Washington Avenue. For some reason we were the only people in the shop and it was a little weird when the owner locked the door and turned the blinds down, but it felt kind of cool at the time. Felt like we were on a team of secret agents doing clandestine things for the good of the country. Like the accountants who finally got Al Capone or those black ladies whom won World War II by sorting the mail. We were going to be Merrick Garland's secret weapon, the foil at the end of the match, the last best hope to stop literal Hitler from destroying Democracy.

And so we began. We charged forward with reckless abandon, unwary and unweary with our plot armor intact. The plot was, Donald Trump is Evil and All Efforts to Stop Him are Justified. If we stuck to the plot, there is nothing we could not do. We were promised the justice department had its circuit court personnel on board and all we had to do was tell a compelling story. And so we did.

We wrote accusations of election interference that were more like Politico articles than felony charges, but that was fine. We followed the law, and the law was: Donald Trump is Bad.

We invented violations of creative interpretations of vague statutes that were DAMNING to the Trump campaign. We had him now! But for some reason Judge Cannon wasn't buying our wares. She wasn't on board with the plot?!? We didn't expect that. We were told everyone knew Trump was evil and all we needed for a conviction was proper document handling. This was bullshit. We couldn't believe we were going to have to work for this conviction. So we withdrew temporarily. We went back to our posh meeting room to nibble on caviar and sip single malt from real crystal while making a new argument.

Jack Smith Vs Donald Trump...ROUND TWO.
We rewrote the case, adding some facts this time. Well...wrapping accusations in verbose bullshit that would look like facts if you closed one eye and tilted your head just right. Basically they looked like facts to anyone following the plot, mmkay? Totally legitimate. We followed the law. Meanwhile, other agencies with plot armor were working to keep Literal Hitler out of power. States tried to keep him off the ballot but they needed our conviction to give them legal standing. Congress tried to prevent a treasonous person from running for national office, but again they needed OUR conviction. All eyes, all hope, was on us. But that stonewalling bitc...errr judge Aileen Cannon wasn't following the fucking script!

By the grace of God the great state of New York got all their people to follow the plot and their inventive violations of creative interpretations of vague statutes proceeded flawlessly and they nailed that orange bastard with 34 felonies. It was over. We had him now. But for some reason that wasn't enough. People were still voting for him. Son of a bitch fundraised like a motherfucker with his mugshot! What the shit? We came full circle. The plot still required a conviction for seditious conspiracy at minimum and hopefully full-borne treason. We had to come through with some really well written story about Trump being bad. So we did...and Aileen Cannon didn't buy it. Fuck.

The FBI and Secret Service had a copy of the script. They knew the plot. They spun up some autistic retard into exploiting a planned weakness in the security perimeter at a Trump rally. Local law enforcement was told to defer to federal agencies for all security breaches and then the SS wisely fucked up the communication channels to ensure any response was delayed. Roofs were dangerously sloped. Surveillance drones were grounded. The perimeter was not secured. Soon it would be moot to convict a dead nazi. Soon Aileen Cannon can swallow a whole bowl of dicks. We watched the Butler rally live. And then we cried. How on earth did this perfect plan fail? 100 yards? I can piss into a soup can at 100 yards! How did that little retard fuck this up?!?!?!?

Full circle. We come full circle again. The fate of the country is on us. Only a conviction for treason will save Democracy. But there is no time. Not enough runway to land this plane. Joe Biden got trounced in a debate. Kamala's campaign of JOY fizzled and died in a week. Calling Trump a Nazi for holding a rally at Madison Square Garden didn't work. Shit.

It was up to the states to deliver the election. The Jack Smith team was out of the race. But the states could pull this off like in 2020. Democracy can still be saved. Then that damned Laura Trump and her army of poll watchers and lawyers intimidated and suppressed ten million voters into staying home. There is no other reason! Voter suppression! This is not how Democracy works!

If like-minded friends the House will please preserve my reputation... Please don't say mean things about the creative bullshit we tried to pass off as proper procedure. I followed the law! Let me keep my reputation as a guy who understands the plot will follow a script. Please. I'll help you expose Laura Trump and her voter suppression scheme! AOC, are you listening? I am your advocate. Nancy?? Help me and I'll do anything for you. Literally anything. We can rule the country again! Like a tag team coming off the ropes! You guys pass vague statutes and I'll interpret them creatively and we'll get back to the old days before that asshole Musk bought Twitter and told people there's a wizard pulling levers behind the curtain. Yeah...that's it. We'll get Musk. Keep me on the team and we'll get Musk.

Thanks for your consideration,

~Jack "Fear the Beard" Smith~

[mvscal]

You put way more effort into that than Jackoff Smith did into his report which was a textbook wrap up smear. They considered charges under the Insurrection Act, but rejected them since the elements were nonexistent. They just imply and insinuate and then send their progtard propagandists out to spread the narrative.