Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The Left should probably stop complaining when Trump "plays too much golf."

When he's on the course he isn't ravashing your vaunted institutions of debauchery. At least, I don't think he is.

[Mikey]

The Left should probably stop complaining when Trump "plays too much golf."

When he's on the course he isn't ravashing your vaunted institutions of debauchery. At least, I don't think he is.

He’s good at multitasking.

[Carson]

No more drag shows at the Kennedy Center



"WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump says he is firing members of the board of trustees for the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and naming himself chairman."

https://apnews.com/article/trump-kenned ... ea8573d8c0

I love this shit . . .

I'm sure glad that he doesn't have anything more important to do as POTUS....

Well, golly! It sure was important for the demofaggots during the election:

https://www.al.com/news/2025/02/how-did ... t-all.html



Second only to baby killing.

[Diego in Seattle]

No more drag shows at the Kennedy Center



"WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump says he is firing members of the board of trustees for the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and naming himself chairman."

https://apnews.com/article/trump-kenned ... ea8573d8c0

I love this shit . . .

I'm sure glad that he doesn't have anything more important to do as POTUS....

Well, golly! It sure was important for the demofaggots during the election:

https://www.al.com/news/2025/02/how-did ... t-all.html



Second only to baby killing.

How's the price of eggs these days? Or the grocery prices?

How's the price of heating oil these days?

[The Seer]

The Left should probably stop complaining when Trump "plays too much golf."

When he's on the course he isn't ravashing your vaunted institutions of debauchery. At least, I don't think he is.

He’s good at multitasking.

Damn good.

[Left Seater]

This is why the GOP should encourage liberals and Democrats to keep talking and holding press conferences. They are the best mouthpiece for the GOP.

[Carson]

How's the price of eggs these days? Or the grocery prices?

How's the price of heating oil these days?

How's the price of little boys these days?

Less trafficking must be hitting you hard.

[Diego in Seattle]

How's the price of eggs these days? Or the grocery prices?

How's the price of heating oil these days?

How's the price of little boys these days?

Less trafficking must be hitting you hard.

Of course a republican is going to avert answering direct questions by going to their favorite obsession - pedophilia. Because that's who they are & they certainly can't answer any questions that makes them look bad. Perhaps we should start shooting the real pedophiles....

And I'm sure that Ellen Musk will have the govt budget whittled down to pennies by the end of the month. I mean doesn't it just make good business sense to spend $10,000 on deporting Indian immigrants PER DETAINEE when a regular airline ticket is $500 per person?

[The Seer]

I mean doesn't it just make good business sense to spend $10,000 on deporting Indian immigrants PER DETAINEE when a regular airline ticket is $500 per person?

Wonder how much it would cost to deport them if they weren't allowed to enter the country en masse illegally in the first place.

[Diego in Seattle]

I mean doesn't it just make good business sense to spend $10,000 on deporting Indian immigrants PER DETAINEE when a regular airline ticket is $500 per person?

Wonder how much it would cost to deport them if they weren't allowed to enter the country en masse illegally in the first place.

They're allowed to enter the country illegally??

Oh, that's right....we saw proof of that when Esquire reported that a bunch of illegal immigrants were found to be working on a family farm in Iowa.

So what has your Dear Leader done about all those illegal immigrants working at the Devin Nunes family farm?

[Mikey]

Smoothest guitar switch evah.

Watch for the string break...

[StrawMan]

Great clip, Mikey! Love me some SRV.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

3rnth. Love the Vai.

[Sudden Sam]

That was smooooooth as shit! Thanks, Mikey.

[FiatLux]

Mikey's got a better internet than Dumbfuckistan.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Is Fiat having a stroke?

[Left Seater]

Is Fiat having a stroke?

Dunno. Haven’t read a post of his in years.

[FiatLux]

Is Fiat having a stroke?

Dunno. Haven’t read a post of his in years.

What if I put a buffet in it?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Is Fiat having a stroke?

Dunno. Haven’t read a post of his in years.

You're missing out. He keeps the board updated on all your favorite California natives. I know you have a lot of favorites, as do us all, but you'll love the updates. It's like a never ending episode of VH1's Where Are They Now?

[FiatLux]

Anything interesting happen on the tundra today? Or this year?

Hold the overweight old guy mud wrestling pics.

Thanks.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

The Tundra was an exciting place today. -14º

We had a valve that wouldn't open. Took four hours of heating, beating, and jumping on a cheater pipe. We put a tag on it saying, "Do not close."

[FiatLux]

You should send that to the tourism bureau.

Do you have one of those?

No doubt that would bring in tens of people.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

We don't encourage tourism. That's how you end up with Californians moving in and fucking up your state.

See: Colorado

[FiatLux]

Why would a Californian want to move to North Dakota?

Are you trying to equate Colorado and North Dakota?

Maybe you're talking about the eastern half of Colorado? But I don't think Californians would be moving to that part of Colorado.

[Sudden Sam]

We do what we can to discourage outsiders relocating here. For example, we’ve spent eons developing a horrendous school system. Sacrificing our own futures is a small price to pay in order to keep our state pristine and Californian-free.

[FiatLux]

We do what we can to discourage outsiders relocating here. For example, we’ve spent eons developing a horrendous school system. Sacrificing our own futures is a small price to pay in order to keep our state pristine and Californian-free.

Why would a Californian want to move to Alabama?

Unless they were a high school kid going to play football for Alabama.

Now that all the kids get paid.. that's probably off the table.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Seems like Californians should never want to move anywhere. In fact, maybe we could codify that in Title 8 USC.

[Mikey]

We do what we can to discourage outsiders relocating here. For example, we’ve spent eons developing a horrendous school system. Sacrificing our own futures is a small price to pay in order to keep our state pristine and Californian-free.

Why would a Californian want to move to Alabama?

Unless they were a high school kid going to play football for Alabama.

Now that all the kids get paid.. that's probably off the table.

If your 14 year old cousin moves there you’ll probably want to follow her.

Sin,
Jerry Lee mvscal

[HighPlainsGrifter]

That Jerry Lee reference was a deep pull. I'll rack it.

[FiatLux]

We do what we can to discourage outsiders relocating here. For example, we’ve spent eons developing a horrendous school system. Sacrificing our own futures is a small price to pay in order to keep our state pristine and Californian-free.

Why would a Californian want to move to Alabama?

Unless they were a high school kid going to play football for Alabama.

Now that all the kids get paid.. that's probably off the table.

If your 14 year old cousin moves there you’ll probably want to follow her.

Sin,
Jerry Lee mvscal

Bwhahaha

[Mikey]

That Jerry Lee reference was a deep pull. I'll rack it.

I’m glad you got that. I can go much deeper than that on occasion, but there’s a fine line between irony and obscurity.