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Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam Sat May 03, 2025 3:39 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑ Sat May 03, 2025 12:19 pm
Yeah, suggesting that someone who cheated on all three wives & schtupped a porn star right after his current wife had Barron as pope is hilarious.
No shit.
Anyone who hasn’t raped an altar boy has no path to popedom.
Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam Sat May 03, 2025 3:46 pm
bungle clone wrote: ↑ Sat May 03, 2025 3:44 pm
Sam, which page are you king of?
This one, mofos!!!
HighPlainsGrifter
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by HighPlainsGrifter Sat May 03, 2025 4:23 pm
his current wife had Barron as pope
Well, there you have it. Barron is the new Pope. So the Diego that declared it, so must it be done. Predestined from birth by the authority of his father's incredibly powerful loins and the spotless womb of his holy mother, conceived in an immaculate inception at a beautiful Trump property. The prophecy has been fulfilled. Y'all gonna kiss Trump's ring, just not the Trump you thought.
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by bungle clone Sat May 03, 2025 4:36 pm
excellent work, HPG
But riddle me this: what is his Pope name gonna be?
HighPlainsGrifter
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by HighPlainsGrifter Sat May 03, 2025 4:41 pm
His Pope name should be Baron and he should release #POPECOIN right away. Get the church back on solid financial footing.
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by bungle clone Sat May 03, 2025 4:48 pm
"Pope Baron I" has a nice note of nobility.
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle Sat May 03, 2025 5:49 pm
bungle clone wrote: ↑ Sat May 03, 2025 3:08 pm
Yeah, but Carson called Diego a prune.
New player.
Actually I'm more of an orange.
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9/27/22
Dr_Phibes
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by Dr_Phibes Sat May 03, 2025 6:10 pm
bungle clone wrote: ↑ Sat May 03, 2025 4:48 pm
"Pope Baron I" has a nice note of nobility.
Too confusing, like Major Major or Duke King. Unless that's the objective, then go for something funny like 'Ramses IV' or offensive like Pope Buddha.
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by bungle clone Sat May 03, 2025 6:20 pm
1) Diego, sssshhhhhh, there's open season on orange men.
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by Softball Bat Tue May 06, 2025 3:22 pm
poptart wrote: ↑ Sat May 03, 2025 9:04 am
A ridiculous jack@ss should not be President of the United States.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1919454630175498514
Don: It's a joke. The Catholics can't take a joke. It's fake news, and they can't take a joke. The Catholics loved it. I had nothing to do with it. I know nothing about it. I just saw it last evening. My wife thought it was cute. It's the fake news media's fault.
Reporter: It was put out on the WH account. What does that say for the WH account?
Don: Give me a break. It's just fun.
This turd should be flushed.
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Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam Tue May 06, 2025 4:07 pm
I think it’s funny, but it’s extremely undignified for the POTUS to do that.
On the other hand…
Mikey
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by Mikey Tue May 06, 2025 6:26 pm
Mikey
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by Mikey Wed May 07, 2025 3:58 pm
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Is there anything unclear or equivocal in this statement?
Just wondering.
Roux
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by Roux Wed May 07, 2025 4:17 pm
I'm not sure, I need to ask my lawyers.
Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam Wed May 07, 2025 4:29 pm
He does say some dumb shit.
Mikey
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by Mikey Wed May 07, 2025 5:24 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑ Wed May 07, 2025 4:29 pm
He does
say some do a lot of dumb shit.
FTFY
But… at least there aren’t any topless trannies running the White House.
Mikey
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by Mikey Wed May 07, 2025 5:26 pm
Roux wrote: ↑ Wed May 07, 2025 4:17 pm
I'm not sure, I need to ask my lawyers.
I guess the “best of my ability” part leaves some significant wiggle room.
Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam Wed May 07, 2025 5:41 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑ Wed May 07, 2025 5:24 pm Sudden Sam wrote: ↑ Wed May 07, 2025 4:29 pm
He does
say some do a lot of dumb shit.
FTFY
But… at least there aren’t any topless trannies running the White House.
Glad you finally see things my way.
