the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

[Mikey]

Robert Francis Prevost - Pope Leo XIV.

First American Pope.



And...Pope of Page 2.

[FiatLux]

First American Pope.

[Wolfman]

USA ---USA !!!
too bad Fr. Guido missed the cut.

[Python]

Popes cannot hold dey smoke. Dat’s what it is.

[mvscal]

Another wetback sucking milkshitter. Quelle surprise.

[Diego in Seattle]

Has the new pope filed for a restraining order against JD Vance yet?

[L45B]

Has the new pope filed for a restraining order against JD Vance yet?

Yessssss! And his fake Indian wife! Trust me, she wears ’dot face’ just for political reasons. In due time, he will claim his wife is black, just to deceive us. You wait and see! Republicans obsess over skin color, have since the 1960s after the big switch.

[Dr_Phibes]

It would be yet another Catholic

[Slap]

Feeling better yet Slap?

I immediately got rigid when I saw the white smoke on CNN. Three minutes later I busted a very healthy nut. In the words of one of our wise old trolls, "Life is good."

[Roux]

The grandparents of His Holiness Pope Leo XIV were from the 7th Ward in NOLA.

Something something voodoo.

[L45B]

We here in the XIVth district of NY highly approve of Leo the 14th.

[Roux]

New Pope Leo XIV spent years retweeting criticism of Trump policies

[bungle clone]

Rack Phibes and Slap

[mvscal]

Here is our ancestry....

0.0% Afro

Michael Robert PIckle is my brother

Yeah that's cool for your brother but proves nothing about you. Yeah maybe daddy made it with a quadroon sheboon or momma got the big one from Abdu.

Maybe you know that, thus your race hostility.

He probably copped it from some other guy he is obsessively stalking. He couldn't post his own. It would show that he's half niqqer half donkey on his mother's side and half lifetime of regret and disappointment on his father's.

[smackaholic]

Did one of those a few years back. Came back english/scot/german (old man), about 45 percent dago (mom) with a few point of spanish thrown in.

Grandma was Siciliana, which basically means no telling what the fukk you are since everyone from Arabia to Scandinavia wiped their dick's on Sicily's meat curtains.

So, regarding the new HNIC at Vatican City, I wonder what SNL will do with it? The old SNL would come up with a gay Ditka with a little bit of a fake spanish accent. Not sure if the current crowd has the balls/imagination to do anything worthy.

[Sudden Sam]

Pope Leo has argued that homosexual behavior and abortion are incompatible with scripture and the church.

“ Western mass media is extraordinarily effective in fostering within the general public enormous sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel, for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia," he said.

Oh my! What will the libs do?!

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Pope Leo has argued that homosexual behavior and abortion are incompatible with scripture and the church.

“ Western mass media is extraordinarily effective in fostering within the general public enormous sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel, for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia," he said.”

Oh my! What will the libs do?!

This should be fun. The newly minted Pope doesn't like Trump or JD Vance. The kids on Reddit were all a giggle about that yesterday.

Now we find out he doesn't worship at the altar of infant murder or genital mutilation. The gear shift to hating him is going to fuck up the transmission on this rig.

[FiatLux]

I know there's a lot of Catholics on this board from the way the board crashed yesterday with the new pope.

I have a couple questions.

Who is the GOAT of popes?

When does the pope go from wearing a yamaka to the Klan hat?

I'd like to give props to Snoop for bringing home an American Pope. Got those Cardinals high as hell so they would pull the trigger.

I kind of like the idea of an American Pope. Instead of bread and wine.. I have a good feeling it's going to be pizza and beer from here on out.

And Rack Chi-Town for getting the next son of God.

[Diego in Seattle]

Pope Leo has argued that homosexual behavior and abortion are incompatible with scripture and the church.

“ Western mass media is extraordinarily effective in fostering within the general public enormous sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel, for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia," he said.

Oh my! What will the libs do?!

What would it matter to Americans what the guy thinks?

Or will the bribe-taking SCOTUS consider the Establishment Clause to be...."settled law?"

[mvscal]

Grandma was Siciliana,

"Sicilians were spawned by niqqers. It's a fact. Yeah. You see, you...you're part eggplant."

[smackaholic]

Knew I could count on MVS to deliver!!!

Too bad Grandma ain't still around to give you a good wooden spoon beatdown.

Those old dago grannies were lethal with that fukkin' wooden spoon!

[bungle clone]

[StrawMan]

What an agenda-driven pile of steaming horse shit.

How do these people sleep at night???

[StrawMan]

While we're at it: