ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

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bungle clone wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 1:08 pm I'd be remiss if I didn't RACK the winners, HPG and Kubla.

HPG, though, is just cleaning up the :bode: around here again.

His new av should have a mint julep wytched in. Well, Kubla's too, for that matter.
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Aaahhh. That looks refreshing.
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Goddammit.
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Something I didn't realize about this year's Derby, all of the horses were descendants of the great Secretariat.
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Roux wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 3:43 am Something I didn't realize about this year's Derby, all of the horses were descendants of the great Secretariat.
With that in mind it would be interesting to see how the avg time for the field compared to previous fields.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 3:53 am With that in mind it would be interesting to see how the avg time for the field compared to previous fields.
Why don’t you run that analysis and then let us know if it was a waste of time. (Hint: mud).
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Roux wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 3:43 am Something I didn't realize about this year's Derby, all of the horses were descendants of the great Secretariat.
Bold Ruler was Secretariat's sire, either is arguably America's greatest race horse. The people where my daughter's horse boards owned an eventer (dressage, stadium jumping, cross country) that was through the Bold Ruler line, phenomenally talented but otherwise just an asshole. All she wanted to do was compete and was happy to do so with or without a rider on its back. My daughter's coach sold her, said it was the most athletic horse she ever owned and was successful competing in local circles, but didn't want to be killed by her. She generally keeps track of horses that she's sold or otherwise came through her farm-not this one.
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No Triple Crown winner this year. :-|

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Kentucky Derby winner Sovereignty will not race in the Preakness

There will be no Triple Crown winner in horse racing this year.

Sovereignty, the three-year-old thoroughbred who won the Kentucky Derby on Saturday, will not race in the Preakness Stakes – the second leg of the three races that make up the Triple Crown – after it was announced the colt will instead focus on the Belmont Stakes.

“We received a call today from trainer Bill Mott that Sovereignty will not be competing in the Preakness,” Mike Rogers, executive vice president of 1/ST, which operates the Preakness, said in a statement Tuesday.

“We extend our congratulations to the connections of Sovereignty and respect their decision.”

The Preakness Stakes is set to run on May 17 at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore, Maryland.

Sovereignty won the 151st running of the Derby, finishing ahead of 18 other horses on a muddy track at the Churchill Downs Racetrack in Louisville, Kentucky.

On Sunday, Mott said that Sovereignty had a scrape on his right front pastern, which is above the hoof, but that it wasn’t serious. Mott said it likely was from clipping heels with another horse when exiting the gate.

“I believe we want to do what’s best for the horse,” Mott said to reporters Sunday, as options were continuing to be weighed. “Normally, of course, you always think about a Triple Crown, and that’s not something that we’re not going to think about.”

The last winner of the Triple Crown was Justify in 2018.
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The real Triple Crown is between me and that fraud Kluba.
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Granted, you and Kluba are the only ones who could win a T1B Triple Crown this year, and granted the two of you have a commanding lead now. But in terms of the overall T1B Triple Crown Challenge:


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There are two more races to go.
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I’m surprised that I’m near the lead already. I’m more of a Preakness/Belmont guy irl
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Alvarado Faces Penalties for Overuse of Whip in the Derby


And if the owner or trainer doesn't pay that fine, that's whacked. Dude just won the Derby for you, so what if he used the whip 7 times instead of 6.
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I am declaring myself the winner as this was my 4th derby. It was quite moist, but a good time was had by all. Well accept for the lady at the next box over who vomited and then passed out and hit her head on the railing on the way down.

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Rack you for being at the Derby. Definitely on my bucket list.

We need pics.
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Left Seater wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 1:25 am I am declaring myself the winner as this was my 4th derby. It was quite moist, but a good time was had by all. Well accept for the lady at the next box over who vomited and then passed out and hit her head on the railing on the way down.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 3:08 pm
Did you wear Emmitt Smith's shrimp colored suit?

With matching Shimp colored shoes!
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Roux wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 8:36 am Alvarado Faces Penalties for Overuse of Whip in the Derby


And if the owner or trainer doesn't pay that fine, that's whacked. Dude just won the Derby for you, so what if he used the whip 7 times instead of 6.
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Are we sure he wasn't pilloried for controlling the reins during an inopportune photo?

The border patrol was asking.
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