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Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam » Wed May 14, 2025 9:01 pm
These scammers should get a job. Their ploys are getting stale.
bungle clone
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by bungle clone » Wed May 14, 2025 10:52 pm
Must be nice to walk around stupid all day...
Diego in Seattle
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by Diego in Seattle » Wed May 14, 2025 10:54 pm
If you disappear from this board its quality rating will skyrocket up.
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Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam » Wed May 14, 2025 11:36 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑ Wed May 14, 2025 10:54 pm
If you disappear from this board its quality rating will skyrocket up.
I disagree, Diego. I think we’d do better if the cock-draining, abortion loving, drag queen defenders were to bail.
Truthfully…I love the wide varying of opinions. This board would suck if we agreed on everything.
Roach
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by Roach » Wed May 14, 2025 11:48 pm
Depends on how you make out in next year's Masters Golf.
Wolfman
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by Wolfman » Wed May 14, 2025 11:52 pm
check Legacy.com for my real name.
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bungle clone
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by bungle clone » Thu May 15, 2025 12:42 am
I'm in no shape to storm a federal facility. So that's a NO on velocent.
Hell I couldn't even break you out of a place with a perimeter surrounded by
Must be nice to walk around stupid all day...
Roux
Eternal Scobode
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by Roux » Thu May 15, 2025 1:38 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑ Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
Will you break into an ICE detention facility to save me?
No. But I will file a habeas or some other legal challenge, and will do so pro bono.
That's the good news, I guess. The not so good news is that I have never handled this type of litigation or anything close to it. So you'll be getting what you're paying for.
Sudden Sam
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by Sudden Sam » Thu May 15, 2025 1:11 pm
I was gonna suggest you ask her to bust you out…but ummmm…she’s no longer able to assist.
StrawMan
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by StrawMan » Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
HighHard1
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by HighHard1 » Fri May 16, 2025 2:03 am
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑ Thu May 15, 2025 1:11 pm
I was gonna suggest you ask her to bust you out…but ummmm…she’s no longer able to assist.
This stupid bitch was TDCM before there was TDCM.
Kluba
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by Kluba » Fri May 16, 2025 4:29 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑ Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
Will you break into an ICE detention facility
Yes. I will wield an ice pick and Willardsen will have a hair dryer. You will be out in no time and we will go play an emergency 9 with Clearwater.
Kluba. Like Tuba.
HighPlainsGrifter
Eternal Scobode
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by HighPlainsGrifter » Fri May 16, 2025 5:18 am
Kluba wrote: ↑ Fri May 16, 2025 4:29 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑ Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm
Will you break into an ICE detention facility
Yes. I will wield an ice pick and Willardsen will have a hair dryer. You will be out in no time and we will go play an emergency 9 with Clearwater.
Goodness gracious that's a deep pull.
BTW, you gonna play in Felix' PGA Championship contest? Might be too late if you wait for kcdave's picks during the Weekend Roll Call.
HighHard1
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by HighHard1 » Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑ Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the gooseneck trailer? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
bungle clone
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by bungle clone » Sat May 17, 2025 3:21 pm
HighHard1 wrote: ↑ Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑ Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the
gooseneck trailer ? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
rules violation, high1
Must be nice to walk around stupid all day...
HighHard1
Elwood
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by HighHard1 » Sat May 17, 2025 4:02 pm
bungle clone wrote: ↑ Sat May 17, 2025 3:21 pm
HighHard1 wrote: ↑ Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑ Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the
gooseneck trailer ? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
rules violation, high1
That's a beauty.
Dr_Phibes
P.H.D - M.B.E. - O.B.E.
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by Dr_Phibes » Sat May 17, 2025 4:27 pm
Technical question.
In the American Gulag system is ICE Detention the same as a regular prison? Will HPG have to join the Aryan Brotherhood and get a teardrop tattoo?
Or is it a separate place, where you hang out with South Americans and lift weights and jazzercise in a yard all day?