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Will you break into an ICE detention facility to save me?
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These scammers should get a job. Their ploys are getting stale.
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If you disappear from this board its quality rating will skyrocket up.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm Will you break into an ICE detention facility to save me?
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 10:54 pm If you disappear from this board its quality rating will skyrocket up.
I disagree, Diego. I think we’d do better if the cock-draining, abortion loving, drag queen defenders were to bail.



Truthfully…I love the wide varying of opinions. This board would suck if we agreed on everything.
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Nobody is on the YES list.

I'll put Diego on the NO list.

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Depends on how you make out in next year's Masters Golf.
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check Legacy.com for my real name.
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I'm in no shape to storm a federal facility. So that's a NO on velocent.


Hell I couldn't even break you out of a place with a perimeter surrounded by


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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm Will you break into an ICE detention facility to save me?

No. But I will file a habeas or some other legal challenge, and will do so pro bono.

That's the good news, I guess. The not so good news is that I have never handled this type of litigation or anything close to it. So you'll be getting what you're paying for.
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I was gonna suggest you ask her to bust you out…but ummmm…she’s no longer able to assist.

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I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Thu May 15, 2025 1:11 pm I was gonna suggest you ask her to bust you out…but ummmm…she’s no longer able to assist.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm Will you break into an ICE detention facility
Yes. I will wield an ice pick and Willardsen will have a hair dryer. You will be out in no time and we will go play an emergency 9 with Clearwater.
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Kluba wrote: Fri May 16, 2025 4:29 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm Will you break into an ICE detention facility
Yes. I will wield an ice pick and Willardsen will have a hair dryer. You will be out in no time and we will go play an emergency 9 with Clearwater.
Goodness gracious that's a deep pull.

BTW, you gonna play in Felix' PGA Championship contest? Might be too late if you wait for kcdave's picks during the Weekend Roll Call.
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StrawMan wrote: Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the gooseneck trailer? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
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HighHard1 wrote: Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
StrawMan wrote: Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the gooseneck trailer? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
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bungle clone wrote: Sat May 17, 2025 3:21 pm
HighHard1 wrote: Sat May 17, 2025 11:40 am
StrawMan wrote: Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
Anyone got dibs on the gooseneck trailer? Or your bottle of hand sanitizer...oh, wait a minute.
rules violation, high1


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Technical question.
In the American Gulag system is ICE Detention the same as a regular prison? Will HPG have to join the Aryan Brotherhood and get a teardrop tattoo?
Or is it a separate place, where you hang out with South Americans and lift weights and jazzercise in a yard all day?
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