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orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:20 pm

Since I'm on a spam-fest roll this afternoon, thought I'd share this gem. If anyone remembers Jimmy Kimmel's bit on fantasy football nerds Thursday, I thought he was pretty spot-on.

Here's a perfect example why we on this board aren't the biggest no-life losers on the planet.

http://forums.fanball.com/forum.bb?prg= ... d=21~62261

Fanball is having trouble with their live scoring feature today, much like a lot of league management services are; however, folks on this board are gripping WAY too tightly.

Classic meltdowns all over the page, including some lawsuit threats and calls to the attorney general.

I can see that right now.

AG Secretary: Hello, you've reached the attorney general's office.

FF Geek: Yeah, I want to sue the pants off Fanball.

AG Secretary: Excuse me?

FF Geek: They are suxxors and can't fix their live scoring.

AG Secretary: Live scoring?

FF Geek: Yeah ... for our fantasy footba ...

AG Secretary: ~ click ~

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:30 pm

not like the meltdown here

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oh yeah, and my Kurt warner threads to stir the pot are dy-no-mite!

nothing encites a meltdown like Jesus Warner vs Bulger threads!

EM

have a song request, Our House by Madness.

thanx

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:34 pm

Some guy name Panther in SoCal fired this off in a thread title, "Go Get Laid."

Alright now, let's not have anyone clutching the life alert today. It's live scoring and FANTASY!

Bwahahahahahaha. WTF grab a brew, check out NFL.COM and get an idea and mop up your tears at half time. Damn.

Your posts are more entertaining than the scores and support prolly thinks the same. Go make some babies so even more people will be playing fantasy football in 2020!

Yea!!!!!

Wooo!

Classic.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:36 pm

Always the voice of reason that guy.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:48 pm

Screw it.

It's time to troll some FFL geeks.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:11 pm

We're attracting some fans over there, Duane.

They love me.

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:45 pm

Holy shit:

Originally posted by Jayson100:
people need to die over this.....

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:46 pm

Way to out your fanball nic, Red.

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:54 pm

Yeah, that's me.

Seriously, I'm glad live scoring is down; ignorance is bliss. Trent stopped throwing early, Domanick Davis got jack shit, Drew Bennett laid an egg and I ended up starting Kinney over Troupe. At least Ike finally got me on the board.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:55 pm

We disagree ... vehemently.

Sin,

FFL Geeks

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:04 pm

orcinus wrote:We're attracting some fans over there, Duane.

They love me.

Aparently not. The "Orcinus is a moron" thread just went up.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:18 pm

I can't believe people are going postal over this. I mean, yeah ... I guess I'd like to have live scoring today, but my wife hasn't deemed it necessary to hide the razor blades and sleeping pills because it's not working properly.

Forget I ever complained about some of our posters.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:05 am

Can't breathe after Red's post. I noticed that and said, "WTF" before seeing the author.

Tears ensued.

Genius, man.

fix · Post by **fix** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:11 am

Some dipshit named behnkem wrote: This is enough on this topic. i'm locking this thread. Rule #1: No Personal Attacks.

1.) A user targeting another specifically to cause him or her distress, embarrassment, unwanted attention, or other discomfort, is engaging in harassment. Fanball will not tolerate harassment in any form, and reminds you that such harassment interferes with the goals of this message board. Lively discussion is encouraged, and understand that users may disagree or hold different points of view. If you disagree with another user, address your disagreement to the subject matter, and not the person. Personal attacks, name-calling, or ridiculing a user based on his or her race, nationality, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or other affiliation is not allowed. Included to harassment are any direct/indirect threats to Fanball.com, or any related parties.
Harassment is grounds for immediate suspension/termination of a member's account.

Mike

Fucking Nazi mods. :roll: