Cowboys vs. Chargers

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:54 pm

Nice 18-yard punt.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:01 pm

Jones is a monster

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:02 pm

This is the Chargers defense we all know and love.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:05 pm

Fucking Meshawn.

At least there is 3 minutes left to pull it out.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:06 pm

Diogenes wrote:This is the Chargers defense we all know and love.

RACK that! It kills me to see Dallas winning- but Jones is helping me out today. Give him another 20 yards and I'm set

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:22 pm

Marty's not looking too happy

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:23 pm

Brees pwnd.

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:24 pm

BBMarley wrote:Marty's not looking too happy

Maybe he shouldn't have benched his best receiver. You think he might have come in handy in the red zone?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:24 pm

So who's beating the dolts next week?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:31 pm

Fuck the haters.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:34 pm

jackass007 wrote:I guess the Charger D-cord needs to learn what Off Tackle means, huh ChargerMike?

I have no idear what the hell yer talking about jackass???

Jones' only TD came when he bounced it outside. Other than that he got stuffed on 22 of his 26 carries, and didn't break the 100 yd. mark on 26 carries. Actually, I like the kid, he's a tough runner, but he got a good dose of gang mauling today.

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:39 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
jackass007 wrote:I guess the Charger D-cord needs to learn what Off Tackle means, huh ChargerMike?
I have no idear what the hell yer talking about jackass???

Jones' only TD came when he bounced it outside.

You're really not that shit ass stupid are you?

I'd like to think you're not, but.........You are

I don't give a rats cunt if he had 100 yds, he comanded attention, your Lb's were stacking the line, and he still moved the ball

get a fucking clue asshole, and how bout some props for getting punked at home?

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:40 pm

ChargerMike wrote:four straight offensive penalties....oh my, this is butt ugly.

Question:

1. Is San Diego this bad
2. Are the Cowboys this good
3. Will Marty have a coronary before the postgame news conference?

FTFY :D

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:43 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:four straight offensive penalties....oh my, this is butt ugly.

Question:

1. Is San Diego this bad
2. Are the Cowboys this good
3. Will Marty have a coronary before the postgame news conference?
FTFY :D

Yes.
No.
Could happen any sunday.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:45 pm

Well, I agree. San Diego giftwrapped this game for the Boys. All that talent doesn't matter if you can't make smart plays.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:47 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:four straight offensive penalties....oh my, this is butt ugly.

Question:

1. Is San Diego this bad
2. Are the Cowboys this good
3. Will Marty have a coronary before the postgame news conference?
FTFY :D

Lemm give those question a try..

1. Is San Diego this bad..their secondary is.
2. Are the Cowboys this good..no
3. Will Marty have a coronary before the postgame news conference?..unfortunately no...he'll blame it on penalties instead of addressing the real problem..Quintin Jammer got worked and repeatedly beaten like a drum. He was guiltyu of every penalty called on him.

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:54 pm

ChargerMike wrote:2. Are the Cowboys this good..no

Wow at least Gayder James saced up after his beloved Raiders got punked

Your team just got punked at home on opening day, and you offer no props

I shall put you on my asshole list, and remind you the Crackwagon record as we head to the playoffs, we will only get better.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:56 pm

jackass007 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
jackass007 wrote:I guess the Charger D-cord needs to learn what Off Tackle means, huh ChargerMike?
I have no idear what the hell yer talking about jackass???

Jones' only TD came when he bounced it outside.
You're really not that shit ass stupid are you?

I'd like to think you're not, but.........You are

I don't give a rats cunt if he had 100 yds, he comanded attention, your Lb's were stacking the line, and he still moved the ball

get a fucking clue asshole, and how bout some props for getting punked at home?

I normally wouldn't waste my time answering a Jackass, Jackass..however your comeback was so freekin lame I'm still LMAO..."He commanded attention" ???huh...wth?? This isn't the friggin Army JA....

If you're going to gloat that's fine, but don't embarrass yourself.

Raider-like penalties gave the game to Dallas, and the Bolt's only need look in the mirror as to why they lost. Additionally, Bleedsoe drilled our secondary senseless, and it had nothing to do with JJ. He was dropped behind the line 15 times today.
Grab a clue, and come back when you do. Wait never mind, don't come back, I'm through with you.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:59 pm

jackass007 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:2. Are the Cowboys this good..no
I shall put you on my asshole list, and remind you the Crackwagon record as we head to the playoffs, we will only get better.

KCPaul imitation?

or m2?

It's 1 win against a mediocre team.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:02 am

What about all the penalties Dallas had in the first quarter?

Five in a row at one point, a shanked punt and a first quarter where they practically begged San Diego for a knockout blow ... and yet, the Bolts couldn't take advantage.

I guess that don't count, though, right?

Yep ... those penalties cost you the game.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:03 am

Diogenes wrote:
jackass007 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:2. Are the Cowboys this good..no
I shall put you on my asshole list, and remind you the Crackwagon record as we head to the playoffs, we will only get better.
KCPaul imitation?

or m2?

It's 1 win against a mediocre team.

Exactly....

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:06 am

orcinus wrote:What about all the penalties Dallas had in the first quarter?

Five in a row at one point, a shanked punt and a first quarter where they practically begged San Diego for a knockout blow ... and yet, the Bolts couldn't take advantage.

I guess that don't count, though, right?

Yep ... those penalties cost you the game.

Right.

And...

I hate Dallas. I hate to see Parcels smile.

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:07 am

ChargerMike wrote:If you're going to gloat that's fine, but don't embarrass yourself.

Raider-like penalties gave the game to Dallas, and the Bolt's only need look in the mirror as to why they lost. Additionally, Bleedsoe drilled our secondary senseless, and it had nothing to do with JJ. He was dropped behind the line 15 times today.
Grab a clue, and come back when you do. Wait never mind, don't come back, I'm through with you.

26 for 93 yards really sucks doesn't it horses ass? What did LT have like 70yds?

most of his gains were off tackle you stupid fuck, just like you said "wouldn't" happen.. Cowboys won, we didn't kick your ass but a win on the road against a 12-4 team, I'll take it

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:11 am

Rack trev.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:13 am

jackass007 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:If you're going to gloat that's fine, but don't embarrass yourself.

Raider-like penalties gave the game to Dallas, and the Bolt's only need look in the mirror as to why they lost. Additionally, Bleedsoe drilled our secondary senseless, and it had nothing to do with JJ. He was dropped behind the line 15 times today.
Grab a clue, and come back when you do. Wait never mind, don't come back, I'm through with you.
26 for 93 yards really sucks doesn't it horses ass? What did LT have like 70yds?

most of his gains were off tackle you stupid fuck, just like you said "wouldn't" happen.. Cowboys won, we didn't kick your ass but a win on the road against a 12-4 team, I'll take it

Get over it, twinkie.

Their second best reciever had a subpar rushing performance because their best reciever was on the bench.

Not like any of their wideouts are worth mentioning.

McCardell gets very limited props as both his TDs came from your shit secondary leaving him wide fucking open, plus at least 1 more time I saw that he was sitting alone in the end zone and Brees didn't see him.

BTW, if you have ME defending the fucking Dolts, you trully suck.

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:28 am

Diogenes wrote:Get over it, twinkie.

Their second best reciever had a subpar rushing performance because their best reciever was on the bench.

Not like any of their wideouts are worth mentioning.

McCardell gets very limited props as both his TDs came from your shit secondary leaving him wide fucking open, plus at least 1 more time I saw that he was sitting alone in the end zone and Brees didn't see him.

BTW, if you have ME defending the fucking Dolts, you trully suck

First tell me who your team is? Second tell me why "you" wanna stick up for asshole Dolt fan who ran his fucking asshole mouth last week and now is crying "we gave them the game" What? is ChargerMike that much of an asshole he can't answer himself?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:41 am

jackass007 wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Get over it, twinkie.

Their second best reciever had a subpar rushing performance because their best reciever was on the bench.

Not like any of their wideouts are worth mentioning.

McCardell gets very limited props as both his TDs came from your shit secondary leaving him wide fucking open, plus at least 1 more time I saw that he was sitting alone in the end zone and Brees didn't see him.

BTW, if you have ME defending the fucking Dolts, you trully suck
First tell me who your team is? Second tell me why "you" wanna stick up for asshole Dolt fan who ran his fucking asshole mouth last week and now is crying "we gave them the game" What? is ChargerMike that much of an asshole he can't answer himself?

A)If you can't tell who my team is....

Their cheerleaders are in my av, they punked you in the preseason, and they lost today to a team with an actual shot at winning your division, which the Cowboys don't have, beating mediocre teams in game one not withstanding.

And I could care less about charger fan, one of the coolest things about living in San Diego is laughing at their team and all the free drinks they end up bying you when it gets squashed.

I was responding to your clueless comment about LT, the reason he had a subpar rushing performance was because their best reciever was on the bench.

And your secondary still had trouble with their remaining scrubs and has-beens.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:38 am

ChargerMike wrote:
Lemm give those question a try..

1. Is San Diego this bad..their secondary is.
2. Are the Cowboys this good..no
3. Will Marty have a coronary before the postgame news conference?..unfortunately no...he'll blame it on penalties instead of addressing the real problem..Quintin Jammer got worked and repeatedly beaten like a drum. He was guiltyu of every penalty called on him.

Hey Mike

I gave you guys this one in the preseason predictions too.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:02 am

Alot of happy Chief and Raiduhfan's tonight...nice bulldozing of the Jet's..

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:30 am

Do you guys have a fucking life.
Bolts got fucked(actually they didn't, but I'm feeling that way). They did not hand off enough. Cam Cameron had shit for a game plan. Never the less PROPS to the the tuna and the 'boys for winning the game and havine a solid plan. Hell, Keyshawn made a hell of a catch there in the 1st half for that TD.

It wasn't the ass-raping I predicted, so lay it on me boys. I can take it.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:20 pm

Uh, OK.

atomicdad wrote:Scifres is becoming one of the better punters in the league, both in downed punts inside the 20 as well as returns or lack there of per punt. He booms it high which gives the coverage team time to get down in the face of the returner.

That statement alone should haunt you all week. Nice 18 yard punt to put your defense in a great position to hold the lead!

All in all, it was a great game. Both teams tried their asses off to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, but in the end, San Diego wanted it more. You guys still think you didn't miss Gates?

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:03 pm

atomicdad wrote:Do you guys have a fucking life. .

We're not the one with our pet dressed in a game uniform (no offense Orc..)

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:07 pm

Coulda woulda shoulda won this game. Without Gates. 2 penalties on 3rd down that Dallas scored on lost it. But Brees is taking the blame. We should have ran it once or even twice in that last series. It was a good game though.

By the way, did you see the 3rd down personal foul our D had on Bledsoe? I missed it, so I'm wondering if it was a bad call. He went down and scored after that.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:19 pm

After 72 posts yesterday, I think I'm covered under any and all "get a life" resets, Neck.

Sunday laptops + Michelob = Bad Idea

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:04 pm

trev wrote:
By the way, did you see the 3rd down personal foul our D had on Bledsoe? I missed it, so I'm wondering if it was a bad call. He went down and scored after that.

Nope it was a good call. Bledsoe got head slapped pretty good. The refs will ALWAYS call that one.

I really can't remember a bad call all game. I remember lot's of stupid penalties on both teams, but replays showed all to be good calls. All in a ll a well officiated game.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:17 pm

Headhunter wrote:
trev wrote:
By the way, did you see the 3rd down personal foul our D had on Bledsoe? I missed it, so I'm wondering if it was a bad call. He went down and scored after that.
Nope it was a good call. Bledsoe got head slapped pretty good. The refs will ALWAYS call that one.

I really can't remember a bad call all game. I remember lot's of stupid penalties on both teams, but replays showed all to be good calls. All in a ll a well officiated game.

Ya........he caught a hand to the helmet......on ANOTHER 3rd down play that we'd stopped them on.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:46 pm

Headhunter wrote:Uh, OK.

atomicdad wrote:
Scifres is becoming one of the better punters in the league, both in downed punts inside the 20 as well as returns or lack there of per punt. He booms it high which gives the coverage team time to get down in the face of the returner.

That statement alone should haunt you all week. Nice 18 yard punt to put your defense in a great position to hold the lead!

Damn you saw that one, I was hoping you would have been out taking a piss or something. :o

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:47 pm

atomicdad wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Uh, OK.

atomicdad wrote:
Scifres is becoming one of the better punters in the league, both in downed punts inside the 20 as well as returns or lack there of per punt. He booms it high which gives the coverage team time to get down in the face of the returner.

That statement alone should haunt you all week. Nice 18 yard punt to put your defense in a great position to hold the lead!
Damn you saw that one, I was hoping you would have been out taking a piss or something. :o

bad timing for a kick like that.
Kid's still a helluva punter

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:48 pm

We're not the one with our pet dressed in a game uniform (no offense Orc..)

No, she always dresses that way.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:52 pm

atomicdad wrote:
We're not the one with our pet dressed in a game uniform (no offense Orc..)
No, she always dresses that way.

she must trip a lot