First coach to get the ax...

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:30 am

Mike Tice...followed very closely by Mike Martz.

Both teams looked poor yesterday.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:35 am

Holmgren is bringing up the rear.

Doktor Jellyfinger · Post by **Doktor Jellyfinger** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:39 am

Martz has only used up 8 of his nine lives. He'll live to another year.

Tice is walking the plank.. The ticket scalping still looms and the Vikes are in decline. He'll be gonzo

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:44 am

The Assassin wrote:Mike Tice...followed very closely by Mike Martz.

Both teams looked poor yesterday.

Agreed. I was on KFAN this afternoon with Barrario and saying the exact same thing. The douchebag isn't even a Viking fan and was trying with all his might to support Tice. Dudes a dick, and not even a Vikings fan!

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:08 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

You mean Alice likes to fire coaches? Since when? :?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:35 am

Tice - no one does less with more

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:51 am

Tice if the bengals dominate them on sunday..

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:06 am

KC Scott wrote:Tice - no one does less with more

Agreed

signed
Jim Haslett

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:39 am

The Assassin wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Tice - no one does less with more

Agreed

signed
Jim Haslett

Haslett gets a freebee this year with all that's gone on surrounding the Saints situation. And he gets major props for beating the Panthers in Carolina like they did, so he's off the hook for a while.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:16 pm

Mike Sherman should get the AXE, but they just extended him. The dude looks like he's lost on the field.

Ruff · Post by **Ruff** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:22 pm

The shitty thing about this is Tice should have been gone LAST YEAR!

Between a change in ownership and blaming Moss, he must have found enough ways to save his ass.

What has he done in his tenure to deserve his position? He's got to go.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:27 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

Paul, in all honesty I couldnt agree with you more.

Norv's seat is hotter than any other coach in the NFL right now-including the many other useless fuckups mentioned in this thread.

If shit does go down, I dont think Norv will be fired-He'll instead be moved to the Offensive Coordinator position after Jimmy Raye is fired.

Jimmie Johnson then comes out of retirement to Coach the Raiders-you heard it here first.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:42 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Jimmie Johnson then comes out of retirement to Coach the Raiders-you heard it here first.
With all due respect James, Alice doesn't have enough $$$ to get Jimmah to coach the Raiduhs.

Besides, the fishing in the Bay Area isn't anywhere near as good as South Florida.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:02 pm

BSmack wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Jimmie Johnson then comes out of retirement to Coach the Raiders-you heard it here first.
With all due respect James, Alice doesn't have enough $$$ to get Jimmah to coach the Raiduhs.
Besides, the fishing in the Bay Area isn't anywhere near as good as South Florida.

Peeps forget that Al was talking with JJ (And, to a lesser extent, Parcells) about the vacancy recently. In fact, JJ was the one who reccommended Norv when he decided to enjoy his retirement for a few more years.

With that fucking nutcase Al running our team, anything is possible. Anything.

I dont think JJ would take the job without Norv on staff, though-hence my prediction.

Thats only IF the team falls flat on its face, Moss gets out of control, and Al pulls his head out of his old wrinkled stinkstar and realizes that this team needs severe discipline.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:02 pm

You never know. He might want to start living dangerously around the Farallons.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:19 pm

orcinus wrote:You never know. He might want to start living dangerously around the Farallons.

Figures Dana would be the one dropping the Farallons reference.

Here Jimmah Jimmah...

sin

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:16 pm

Ruff wrote:The shitty thing about this is Tice should have been gone LAST YEAR!

Between a change in ownership and blaming Moss, he must have found enough ways to save his ass.

What has he done in his tenure to deserve his position? He's got to go.

He's a 6-8 white redneck. That should count for something.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:05 pm

BUMP

You might wanna add Dom Capers to this list. The Texans in my opinion havent gotten better since starting 4 years ago. They show signs of potential,only to get slapped back into reality. Capers isnt getting this team any better.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:11 pm

Herm Edwards would get the axe from my team....

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:18 pm

Looks pretty obvious who will get the axe first...........

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:54 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Looks pretty obvious who will get the axe first...........

What, he HASN'T yet???

I think the Queens owner is waiting for hell to freeze over before axing that clown. Nice franchise you've got there Queenfan!

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:03 pm

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Looks pretty obvious who will get the axe first...........

What, he HASN'T yet???
I think the Queens owner is waiting for hell to freeze over before axing that clown. Nice franchise you've got there Queenfan!

I there is a God he will listen to us.

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:20 pm

i say shanahan

post elway he's been a bust

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:22 pm

mothster wrote:i say shanahan

post elway he's been a bust

Doesn't Bowlen love him though?

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:30 pm

Dom Capers

Pathetic

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:48 pm

rozy wrote:Dom Capers

Pathetic

I've done a more pathetic job than Dom.

sincerely,

Mike Tice

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:13 pm

mooch will be the first to go, and when they fire him, they should fire millen and cut harrington outright. what a joke.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:35 pm

38-7 to a Bears team this is consistantly in the bottom 5 teams in total offense. Now that is pathetic.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:53 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:mooch will be the first to go, and when they fire him, they should fire millen and cut harrington outright. what a joke.

With the offensive weapons in Detroit? Yep. You nailed it.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:02 am

Who could the Lions hire that would be a better coach then Mooch. Jimmah Johnson isn't coming back so forget him. :roll:

Sad thing is, Harrington is probably the best QB the Lions have had in the last 20 years.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:56 am

I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating. Things evidently went bad enough after the expansion draft granted The Panthers a lot of talent. Is the same thing happening in Houston? When teams begin to figure you out, it is the coaches that respond that prolong their tenures.

Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:58 am

Dumbass wrote:I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating.

Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.

I can't beleve they've held on to Capers for this long in the first place.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:36 am

Dumbass wrote:I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating. Things evidently went bad enough after the expansion draft granted The Panthers a lot of talent. Is the same thing happening in Houston? When teams begin to figure you out, it is the coaches that respond that prolong their tenures.

Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.

Capers needs to be kicked to the curb along with Casserly for fucking up every one of our drafts to date and for his horrible trades. 'Sup Phillip Buchanon? YOU FUCKING SUCK THAT'S WHAT, *PUSSY!

*If you're bored enought to sit through Sports Center highlights of the Texans/Steelers matchup, watch him suck. Especially with his slapping runners at the goal line. :roll: The Radiers totally got over on that trade.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:27 am

PrimeX wrote:
Dumbass wrote:I held onto this one last week and I really don't know the contract situation and all but eventhough they are young, Dom Capers may actually be in trouble. The promise they were showing 2 years ago is quickly deteriorating. Things evidently went bad enough after the expansion draft granted The Panthers a lot of talent. Is the same thing happening in Houston? When teams begin to figure you out, it is the coaches that respond that prolong their tenures.

Tice may be running away with this one but Dom may give him a run for his money.
Capers needs to be kicked to the curb along with Casserly for fucking up every one of our drafts to date and for his horrible trades.

You mean Dave Ragone in the 3rd round a few years ago wasn't a good/necessary pick? :P

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:43 am

PrimeX wrote:Capers needs to be kicked to the curb along with Casserly for fucking up every one of our drafts to date and for his horrible trades. 'Sup Phillip Buchanon? YOU FUCKING SUCK THAT'S WHAT, *PUSSY!

I don't know what Buchanon scored on the Wunderlich, but if he got above a 2 it was a catastrophic error of some sort.

Dude is a dumb & lazy loudmouth........and a BAD player to boot.

I knew the Texans were hosed Bigtime when they traded for Blowtime.

Fuckin' joke, he is.

KUTTER · Post by **KUTTER** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:59 pm

Cross Traffic wrote:38-7 to a Bears team this is consistantly in the bottom 5 teams in total offense. Now that is pathetic.

What is more pathetic is that the final was actually 38-6, due to a missed PAT. I'd like to collect early from every moron I bet with who said Kevin Jones would run for 1600 yards and 12 TDs. He was drafted 5 rounds early in every FF draft I have seen.

See You Next Wednesday · Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:18 pm

Mike Sherman should have been canned the minute Philly converted 4th and 26.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:51 pm

See You Next Wednesday wrote:Mike Sherman should have been canned the minute Philly converted 4th and 26.

Problem is, canned by who? Sherman is coach and GM and there's no owner.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:37 pm

Houston offensive coorindator, Chris Palmer has received the first Houston axe.

Should I hold onto Domanick still or try and team Moss and Horn with Fitz? :?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:14 pm

Save those dollars.

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