
This Cadillac comes equipped with both driver and passenger side air bags.


One more interception and you can sit in the corner for the rest of the day!

If you try to mess around with my sister again, I'll......

I just saved a whole lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Have they burnt the virgin at the stake yet mommy? Have they? Have they? Have they?

Girls, look! It's really true what they say about black men, his penis is this big!

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting - hunh (come on, hoo-hah)
Those kids were fast as lighhing - ha (woo-chop)
In fact it was a little bit frightening - hunh (huh-huh-huh)
But they fought with expert timing. - ha

I shouldn't have eaten that last Bean Burrito.

same as above: I just saved a whole lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"