Larry Johnson is a fucking scumbag

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http://www.pitch.com/Issues/current/news/feature.html

Amazing how all you KC inbreds welcome a gangster pussy like this into your community as long as he produces on the field.

Some of my favorites:
Johnson saw her from across the club and sent her a text message asking her to meet him downstairs. They argued, and Johnson pulled her to an exit and tried to have her removed by a bouncer. The club manager allowed her to stay, and she marched upstairs to confront Johnson's date. Johnson then became upset, pushed the local woman to the ground and grabbed her, scratching her wrist.
"My reputation is I'm crazy. I beat women. I carry a lot of guns," Johnson says. He doesn't argue some of those points. "Everybody's crazy to a point," he says. "I am crazy to a point."
Johnson isn't likely to turn the other cheek when slighted, even by teammates. He remembers losing his temper during a practice when a coach asked him to block the towering defensive lineman Eric Hicks. "Apparently, I did a good job. He got frustrated. He ripped my helmet off."

In return, Johnson says he blindsided Hicks, knocking him to the turf. "I tried to kick so hard to try to break his neck through his helmet."
Classy dude Cheffan.

Glad he's your problem. Meanwhile we continue to churn out 1,000 yard backs every year, none of which we need to spend a first round pick on either.

What's the over/under on when he implodes?

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Ah....farty..... which Denver RB is going to get 1000 yds this season? Dayne?

Let me know how that works out for ya. :wink:

The Broncos better be able to run the ball against the Chiefs, or their defense is going to get worn down & bowled over trying to stop Holmes and......... Johnson.
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Sounds like a good guy

signed,

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icantstopfarting wrote:Meanwhile we continue to churn out 1,000 yard backs every year, none of which we need to spend a first round pick on either.
Good point, tooter. Rack the donks. :roll: Chiefs draft a punk in the 1st round, who .... when all is told, is not the best of guys, but produces, and racks up yards and td's. donks, on the other hand, draft a punk in the 3rd round, not the best of guys, (Maurice) and realize it was totally wasted before the start of the season when they cut his ass.
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kcdave wrote:
icantstopfarting wrote:Meanwhile we continue to churn out 1,000 yard backs every year, none of which we need to spend a first round pick on either.
Good point, tooter. Rack the donks. :roll: Chiefs draft a punk in the 1st round, who .... when all is told, is not the best of guys, but produces, and racks up yards and td's. donks, on the other hand, draft a punk in the 3rd round, not the best of guys, (Maurice) and realize it was totally wasted before the start of the season when they cut his ass.

Clarett is only a self-destructive punk. He doesn't hurt anyone but himself. Can't say the same for Johnson.
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KUTTER wrote:
kcdave wrote:
icantstopfarting wrote:Meanwhile we continue to churn out 1,000 yard backs every year, none of which we need to spend a first round pick on either.
Good point, tooter. Rack the donks. :roll: Chiefs draft a punk in the 1st round, who .... when all is told, is not the best of guys, but produces, and racks up yards and td's. donks, on the other hand, draft a punk in the 3rd round, not the best of guys, (Maurice) and realize it was totally wasted before the start of the season when they cut his ass.
Clarett is only a self-destructive punk. He doesn't hurt anyone but himself. Can't say the same for Johnson.
Last I heard about the Johnson case, the skank in question was being contradicted by damn near every other witness.
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icantstopfarting wrote: Amazing how all you KC inbreds welcome a gangster pussy like this into your community as long as he produces on the field.
Have you ever cheered when Mike Anderson or Dwayne Carswell scored a TD? Maybe when Bill Romanowski or John Mobley made a tackle? I'm even leaving some out. Nice job hypocrite. :roll:
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That's nice. Did you happen to come across the LJ story in between scouring the Pitch for the gay phone sex ads?

Fucking fag.
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JHawkBCD wrote:
That's nice. Did you happen to come across the LJ story in between scouring the Pitch for the gay phone sex ads?

Fucking fag.
Only a fag would know about the gay phone sex ads.

Fag.
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Call me.

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icantstopfarting wrote: Meanwhile we continue to churn out 1,000 yard backs every year, none of which we need to spend a first round pick on either.
A whopping 62.5 yards a game? :roll:

...and no rings since you had a QB. Make no mistake, Denver is still suffering from Ravenitas.
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...and no rings since you had a QB. Make no mistake, Denver is still suffering from Ravenitas.
What's the Chief's excuse?
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Raider Loco wrote:
...and no rings since you had a QB. Make no mistake, Denver is still suffering from Ravenitas.
What's the Chief's excuse?
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How many trophies that he was named after has your owner won again since its inception? :lol:



What a laughable fucking joke the cheifs are.... :lol:
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Raydah James wrote: What a laughable fucking joke the cheifs are.... :lol:
23-17 :lol:
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Nixhex wrote:
Raydah James wrote: What a laughable fucking joke the cheifs are.... :lol:
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Raydah James wrote:


What a laughable fucking joke the cheifs are.... :lol:
It may even be more laughable- if that's possible- that KC Myopian 3.0 C&P's a self ass-kicking into all this.
The Kansas City incident could prompt the reinstatement of charges in Johnson County for an alleged assault in Johnson’s Leawood home, where he was accused of slapping a woman and threatening her with a gun. Johnson avoided charges by agreeing in February 2004 to enter a domestic-violence diversion program. As part of the deal, he had to stay clear of legal trouble for two years.
Yeah, that shores up your argument- whatever the fuck it is- pretty well, Paula.
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