Jon get your dripping vagina in here

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:49 am

Hey you BITCH...get in here and sack up...

tOSU bitchslapped your pussy Hawks...Tate cried like a little FUCKING baby on Saturday...he got knocked around like a FUCKING RAG DOLL...

Hawkeyes MNC contenders..BWAHHAAHHHAAA...

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:12 am

This board is full of bitches.

Jon could start his own faternity.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:31 am

I guess dead women tell no tales.

Jon=bitch

the clock is running you have until Monday afternoon. That ends the 48 hour rule and you officially puss out.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:13 pm

JON=Crickets.

I don't think we'll see too much of him, now that Iowa has been exposed, not once but twice, as a pretender on TV coverage covering a significant portion of the country.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:08 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:JON=Crickets.

I don't think we'll see too much of him, now that Iowa has been exposed, not once but twice, as a pretender on TV coverage covering a significant portion of the country.

Your logic is faulty.

Sin,
Babs

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:28 pm

Drew Tate is STILL better than Jason White and Josh Heupel.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:28 pm

I'm not giving Buckeye-in-sc any props. First off, asshole, I said OSU would whoop Iowa. 2nd off, you're a douche.

Wow, you won a football game. Whoopty friggin' doo. Are you looking for a blowjob or something??? Act like you've won before. It's just a fucking game. Not life or death. Grow up.

Iowa's not a good team right now. We'll be back. Drew Tate needs to grow up, he even admitted to that. His temper tantrums are getting old. And his actions on Saturday were simply inexcuseable. Throwing the ball down in frustration was classless and showed up his teamates. No excuse for that. He has a lot of talent, but he needs to mature as a person before he can live up to his potential.

As for those of you that think I puss out, you can suck my nuts. The first thing on my mind after a game, win or lose, is not making sure I post on this site. For the record, I rarely post on here anymore anyways. Second off, I was in Chicago. I've got better things to do in Chi-town than get on the internet. I first started posting on these boards in 1999 when Iowa was 1-10. So those responses are uninformed and ignorant.

Hawks will be back. We're going to go 8-3 this year, mark it down. We were 2-2 last year after 2 equally bad losses and then ran off 8 straight.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:46 pm

I thought this was supposed to be the year that you dominate? You'll probably sucks ass, next year too.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:19 pm

TheJON wrote:We're going to go 8-3 this year, mark it down.

Who cares.

Sin,
National Rankings

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:45 pm

88 wrote:
TheJON wrote:I'm not giving Buckeye-in-sc any props. First off, asshole, I said OSU would whoop Iowa. 2nd off, you're a douche.

Wow, you won a football game. Whoopty friggin' doo. Are you looking for a blowjob or something??? Act like you've won before. It's just a fucking game. Not life or death. Grow up.

Iowa's not a good team right now. We'll be back. Drew Tate needs to grow up, he even admitted to that. His temper tantrums are getting old. And his actions on Saturday were simply inexcuseable. Throwing the ball down in frustration was classless and showed up his teamates. No excuse for that. He has a lot of talent, but he needs to mature as a person before he can live up to his potential.

As for those of you that think I puss out, you can suck my nuts. The first thing on my mind after a game, win or lose, is not making sure I post on this site. For the record, I rarely post on here anymore anyways. Second off, I was in Chicago. I've got better things to do in Chi-town than get on the internet. I first started posting on these boards in 1999 when Iowa was 1-10. So those responses are uninformed and ignorant.

Hawks will be back. We're going to go 8-3 this year, mark it down. We were 2-2 last year after 2 equally bad losses and then ran off 8 straight.
Damn, I thought Drew Tate was a lock as a Heisman Finalist:

viewtopic.php?p=83122&highlight=#83122

And what happened to 10-1 and a matchup with USC?

viewtopic.php?p=61811&highlight=#61811

The reason why TheJON will always be this board's bitch has nothing to do with bold predictions. It has everything to do with having no class when the predictions turn out to be shit.

RACK. Jon has and always will be a huge bitch. Ins't it funny how when Iowa wins he is here and spouts his man love for Drew and then they get punked twice and we are all losers for posting the same place he has for 6 years.

JON=TOTALBITCH

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:45 pm

88 wrote:
TheJON wrote:I'm not giving Buckeye-in-sc any props. First off, asshole, I said OSU would whoop Iowa. 2nd off, you're a douche.

Wow, you won a football game. Whoopty friggin' doo. Are you looking for a blowjob or something??? Act like you've won before. It's just a fucking game. Not life or death. Grow up.

Iowa's not a good team right now. We'll be back. Drew Tate needs to grow up, he even admitted to that. His temper tantrums are getting old. And his actions on Saturday were simply inexcuseable. Throwing the ball down in frustration was classless and showed up his teamates. No excuse for that. He has a lot of talent, but he needs to mature as a person before he can live up to his potential.

As for those of you that think I puss out, you can suck my nuts. The first thing on my mind after a game, win or lose, is not making sure I post on this site. For the record, I rarely post on here anymore anyways. Second off, I was in Chicago. I've got better things to do in Chi-town than get on the internet. I first started posting on these boards in 1999 when Iowa was 1-10. So those responses are uninformed and ignorant.

Hawks will be back. We're going to go 8-3 this year, mark it down. We were 2-2 last year after 2 equally bad losses and then ran off 8 straight.
Damn, I thought Drew Tate was a lock as a Heisman Finalist:

viewtopic.php?p=83122&highlight=#83122

And what happened to 10-1 and a matchup with USC?

viewtopic.php?p=61811&highlight=#61811

The reason why TheJON will always be this board's bitch has nothing to do with bold predictions. It has everything to do with having no class when the predictions turn out to be shit.

Damn 88 you were quicker on the draw than I. I was just laughing as I recalled when John=bitch=parrot=racist=osama was pimping Tate for the H and proclaiming this to be the year of the Hawkeye. Geesh, what a tool.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:53 pm

Bold predictions? Give me a break. Why don't you morons read what I wrote before spouting off. Read my "Keys to the season." I said we'd go 10-1. I was wrong. I can admit to that. I wasn't running any smack at all to anyone. Just saying that I thought we would go 10-1 or better if we handled the pressure, Tate cut down the mistakes, the D-line stepped up, and the O-line stayed healthy. Those things haven't happened. That's why we're 2-2 right now. Plain and simple.

If you would have told me our 2 top O-linemen would miss the entire year, and our D-line would be playing like this, I would have said we would go 2-2. I did not expect that from this team.

And no, I do NOT go run my mouth after Iowa wins to anyone unless said fan was talkign shit leading up to the game. You're just making shit up. Find me one instance where I have done that. Don't bother wasting your time, you won't find any.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:54 pm

TheJON wrote:I'm not giving Buckeye-in-sc any props. First off, asshole, I said OSU would whoop Iowa. 2nd off, you're a douche.

Whoops! No you didn't. In fact, this is what you said.

You're throwing douche around like Tate does a football. Careless and without meaning.

TheJON wrote:Wow, you won a football game. Whoopty friggin' doo. Are you looking for a blowjob or something??? Act like you've won before.

meet

TheJON wrote:It's just a fucking game. Not life or death. Grow up.

Thanks, Aristotle. Good thing you kept it in perspective for us. You should then tell us that we should worry about Hurricane Katrina and Rita, not sports and that teachers, cops and firefighters are real heros, not football players. And I suggest you take some of your own advice. Grow up, it is just a game. A game you said Iowa would win and they got beat. Own up and take it like a man.

TheJON wrote:Iowa's not a good team right now. We'll be back. Drew Tate needs to grow up, he even admitted to that. His temper tantrums are getting old. And his actions on Saturday were simply inexcuseable. Throwing the ball down in frustration was classless and showed up his teamates. No excuse for that. He has a lot of talent, but he needs to mature as a person before he can live up to his potential.

This is all you needed to say, along with racking the Buckeyes for winning the game. In fact, just go by this:

IndyFrisco wrote:If you are talking out of the both sides of your mouth, whatever “props" you give on one side is “taken back” with the garbage coming out the other side.

Here, for OregonFan (and MSUFan when the time comes this season)

Eating Crow 101

- Admit your team sucked ass
- Give opposing team their props
- Shut the fuck up

It’s that easy.

That's all you have to do.

TheJON wrote:As for those of you that think I puss out, you can suck my nuts. The first thing on my mind after a game, win or lose, is not making sure I post on this site. For the record, I rarely post on here anymore anyways. Second off, I was in Chicago. I've got better things to do in Chi-town than get on the internet. I first started posting on these boards in 1999 when Iowa was 1-10. So those responses are uninformed and ignorant.

Hawks will be back. We're going to go 8-3 this year, mark it down. We were 2-2 last year after 2 equally bad losses and then ran off 8 straight

I don't think anyone's first thought is "I need to post on T1B." So that statement doesn't hold any water. Second, if you rarely post, why do you come on here to call out other players (Bomar) or teams (OU) when they lose, then disapear when your team gets beat? And why would these comments even bother you?

It doesn't matter when or where you started posting, it matters how you post now. You still post like a little bitch when you get called out. Own up to it and move on. It's that simple. But you come in here to talk shit before the season and before you lose, then you are gone. In 6 years your act hasn't changed.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:03 pm

I was prepared to jump in and deal with this, but I see you guys have it handled.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:06 pm

don't forget, Iowa will have 3 teams in the sweet 16.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:13 pm

ha ha, nothing better than a belated meltdown from Jon. He makes everything better.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:24 pm

TheJon wrote:Actually, I think Tate will make Hawk and the rest of the Luckeye defense his bitch just like he did last year. Now go tell your coach not to buy any of his players a car on his way to practice today.

hahahahahhahahahaha!

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:34 pm

Killian....

Again....I PREDICTED OSU WOULD WIN. I posted on here last week I believe and picked a score of 27-14 or something like that. I did not pick Iowa to win. I will give OSU props, I will not give buckeye_in_sc props because he is, much like John Edward, a douche.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:37 pm

Because he called you out after you said, to him, that Tate would make Hawk and the Buckeyes his bitch? That's not douche, that's called him getting his pound of flesh.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:41 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

making m2 and Babs semm like a distant memory.

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:50 pm

TheJON wrote:
As for those of you that think I puss out, you can suck my nuts. The first thing on my mind after a game, win or lose, is not making sure I post on this site. For the record, I rarely post on here anymore anyways. Second off, I was in Chicago. I've got better things to do in Chi-town than get on the internet. I first started posting on these boards in 1999 when Iowa was 1-10. So those responses are uninformed and ignorant.

Thanks for the update tJon, we all really care about your personal life.

But really, is Tuesday too soon for you to talk about a game that happened Saturday? Despite your busy schedule in Chi, I am sure you would have made time to post about a Buckeye loss, huh.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:12 pm

Now this is what I was waiting for!

Gotta rush home for this....

and this....

Don't let these basturds push you around Jonnie Boy!

Don't be like the Hawk fans in Omaha that suddenly disappeared since the Iowa St. fiasco...and that prostate check by tOSU.

Keep punchin' Chump! errr...Champ!

I can taste that popcorn and cold one now....

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:26 pm

Cornhusker wrote:

At least your honest.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:08 pm

JON=[stream]http://members.cox.net/trolling/crickets.wav[/stream]

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:27 pm

Frozen,

How am I jumping off the bandwagon? I'm telling it like it is. Drew Tate needs to grow up. His actions were unacceptable on Saturday. It was childish of him to take a sack and then throw the football down in the ground like he did. If I were the coach, he would have been sitting in the lockeroom the rest of the game.

The offensive line blows. The defensive line blows. They need to get better.

I'm not sure how that is jumping off the bandwagon. Explain it to me please....

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:33 pm

TheJON wrote:I'm not sure how that is jumping off the bandwagon. Explain it to me please....

I'll take this one BtH

[bandwagon]
2003: Iowa good, USC better. JON=bitch talks big, gets rolled, disappears

2004: Iowa still good. JON=bitch talks big, wins bowl game but still disappears

2005 pre-season: JON=bitch talks VERY BIG about going all the way, how Tate is the man, we will run the table, etc.. [/bandwagon]

2005: Iowa gets plungered in several games, JON=bitch then seyz Tate sucks. Dline sucks. Oline sucks.

JON, orally-copulate a 12 guage. Preferably in a room with a hose bib.

Waz · Post by **Waz** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:00 pm

what's worse is Team Hasselhoff didn't make the intramural playoffs.

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:29 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:This board is full of bitches.

Jon could start his own faternity.

Wouldn't that make it a sorority?

Just sayin'.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:45 am

twice.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:00 pm

Ok, now you guys are just making shit up. When I post has jack squat to do with an Iowa win or loss. If memory serves me correct, I did not post during the entire season last year and we were Co-big-10 champs. I didn't say a word after Iowa whooped OSU 33-7. So nice try.

If you want me to say how exstatic I am of the teams play, than I will. Fine, you're right. I'm a bandwagon fan. A non-bandwagon fan would be speaking through their Black and Gold blinders and say how great the team is playing and how Tate's actions on saturday were not immature. So there you go.....Tate is playing great, the O-line is dominant, so is the D-line. Happy??

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:02 pm

One more thing....

Is there anything more hilarious than a USC fan calling someone else out for bandwagoning??

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:13 pm

Jonsense at its finest.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:31 pm

how are we making shit up when THOSE were the exact words YOU FUCKING TYPED...?

did a ghost in the machine suddenly take over your computer?

Look the whole reason for this post was based on what you said about Hawk and Company and how Iowa was going to roll...man up...but in that case i got the thread title right...you do have a dripping vagina don't you?

KYOA Much?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:41 pm

TheJON wrote:One more thing....

Is there anything more hilarious than a USC fan calling someone else out for bandwagoning??

Implying that the USC fan is who called you on it.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:56 pm

I watched some guy yesterday jump off a parking garage across the street from my office and kill himself, and I kept thinking "Nolesy and Buckeye_in_SC are pretty worthless too, they should consider copying that guy."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:57 pm

If you had grown up with Fred Rogers, you never would have thought such a thing.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:01 pm

TheJON wrote:I watched some guy yesterday jump off a parking garage across the street from my office and kill himself

Must have been an Iowa fan.

Poor JON=bitch. There will never be a rainbow.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:03 pm

He probably wasn't an Iowa fan. But he was wearing a cape. I think it was a Superman cape. No joke.

Fred Rogers was a pedaphile.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:04 pm

TheJON wrote: Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:56 pm Post subject:

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I watched some guy yesterday jump off a parking garage across the street from my office and kill himself, and I kept thinking "Nolesy and Buckeye_in_SC are pretty worthless too, they should consider copying that guy."

Don't hate us because we are right fucker...

by the way you didn't have to kick your own ass...the board pretty much as taken the torch from my just asking you to man up and give props since you talked shit back...and don't think for one second you wouldn't have been in here running your yap had Iowa won...

you and tate are one in the same FUCKING PUSSIES...

you make mTard look like he knows what he is talking about...I didn't think that could be done...

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:05 pm

This is way too easy. All I have to do is post anything and Buckeye will take the bait. What a dolt.