Cicero

[PSUFAN]

Step it up, or talk a walk. We're getting tired of your idiotic posts in here.

[the_ouskull]

You could just MAKE him walk. Asking him to step it up is like bitching at Stephen Hawking during the wave...

the_ouskull

[PSUFAN]

You're right there.

Asking Cicero to step it up is like asking JON to FULLY ATTACH his flag to the belt.

[Cicero]

Fuck you PSUFAN. Honestly, I dont get where 95% of you come off thinking your posts are that great. PSU, I dont know what the fuck you have against me. Its probably cause you think i'm Crown but you must be the stupidest fucking person I know cause Tiberious is Crown. I dont see my posts being anymore avg than 95% of the people in here. Get off your high chair you baby.

[the_ouskull]

"Get off your high chair you baby."

Pull your foot out of your ass, Crown. You're gonna need it to walk away.

the_ouskull

[Killian]

Fuck you PSUFAN. Honestly, I dont get where 95% of you come off thinking your posts are that great. PSU, I dont know what the fuck you have against me. Its probably cause you think i'm Crown but you must be the stupidest fucking person I know cause Tiberious is Crown. I dont see my posts being anymore avg than 95% of the people in here. Get off your high chair you baby.

First of all, I doubt you "know" PSU, but we'll let that slide.

But what he's talking about are the stupid one line posts that typically don't add to the conversation. You and I had this same talk about 6 months ago, when you said you knew more than 80% of the posters on here. Well, you're going about your old ways again. You want to tard up a forum, take it to main street. If you want to add to a discussion, do it here. But you are a lot closer to A than you are to B. Everyone here is growing tired of the act. Running up post totals isn't something you do in this forum. Do it elsewhere.

Fuck it, from now on, before you hit that submit button, ask yourself "does this add to the conversation?" If you have to think about it, it doesn't. If you think it will because it's funny, it won't because it's not. Add or don't post.

[SunCoastSooner]

You want to tard up a forum, take it to main street.

Don't dump your trash on my sidewalk, mang.

Shut up and do your damn job ;) :D

[Cicero]

Fuck you PSUFAN. Honestly, I dont get where 95% of you come off thinking your posts are that great. PSU, I dont know what the fuck you have against me. Its probably cause you think i'm Crown but you must be the stupidest fucking person I know cause Tiberious is Crown. I dont see my posts being anymore avg than 95% of the people in here. Get off your high chair you baby.

First of all, I doubt you "know" PSU, but we'll let that slide.

But what he's talking about are the stupid one line posts that typically don't add to the conversation. You and I had this same talk about 6 months ago, when you said you knew more than 80% of the posters on here. Well, you're going about your old ways again. You want to tard up a forum, take it to main street. If you want to add to a discussion, do it here. But you are a lot closer to A than you are to B. Everyone here is growing tired of the act. Running up post totals isn't something you do in this forum. Do it elsewhere.

Fuck it, from now on, before you hit that submit button, ask yourself "does this add to the conversation?" If you have to think about it, it doesn't. If you think it will because it's funny, it won't because it's not. Add or don't post.

Im sorry Zues. I will try my best.

[the_ouskull]

...and try not to mis-spell the names of any more Greek gods if you can handle that. It's four fucking letters, you ignorant fucking swampdonkey.

the_ouskull

[Cicero]

Spelling smack? EPIIIIC.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Its probably cause you think i'm Crown but you must be the stupidest fucking person I know cause Tiberious is Crown.

Is it just me, or does Crown protest this point too much to be credible on it?

[Mr T]

I think tiberious really is crown. I think he might have even said it. I dont know.

We all know cicero isnt that strong of a poster. But PSU, out of all the people you could call out, why this smuck?

Frodo, m2, and drdetroit are all more worthy of a call out. It would be nice to get rid of this cocksmokers first.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I think tiberious really is crown. I think he might have even said it. I dont know.

He didn't say it, but did imply it.

Having said that, I think there's a strong possibility that Tiberious and Cicero are really the same person. Both claim to know the other offline, and I believe both are FSU football fans and Duke basketball fans. Their writing styles are also very similar.

I know there's a no trolling rule on this board, but there are ways to troll and still fly under the mods' radar screen. Not that I'm advocating that, mind you.

[Tiberious]

Stop talking about me when i am not here. That guy is not me, I am Crown, I choose to spam another board than deal with you people all day long.

[PSUFAN]

I've heard that they are sexually congruous, as well. Both are given to leering at shaved cactii, water balloons, and yellow bell peppers. I've heard that they are unnervingly lock-step as they trudge around Tally, seeking homespun acne remedies and Britnie Spears trivia. Can any of this be allowed to continue?

[Sky]

...and try not to mis-spell the names of any more Greek gods if you can handle that. It's four fucking letters, you ignorant fucking swampdonkey.

the_ouskull

Ahh, that really made laugh. Mabye just because I haven't seen grammatical smack in a while but it was really funny.

[the_ouskull]

Thank you, Sky. I feel like the word "swampdonkey" doesn't get enough run and I'm tired of using my other phrases, like "buttfuck you in the mouth" since other boards have ruined them by their overuse.

the_ouskull

[Terry in Crapchester]

And while we're on the Crown=Cicero thing, let's not forget Cicero's post, within the context of a conference debate, that ND's '93 national championship helped the Big Ten's argument. Only a few problems with that: (1) ND doesn't play in the Big Ten now, and didn't play in the Big Ten in '93, or at any other time, for that matter; and (2) ND didn't win the national championship in '93.

The argument was positively Crown-like in its tardishness. Game, set and match.

[Cicero]

I meant 88 and I fucking know that ND is an independent. It was a joke. Basically, b/c at one time they basically played a Big Ten schedule. Fucking Ay dude, I watch ND every Sat just like 75% of the country.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I meant 88 and I fucking know that ND is an independent. It was a joke. Basically, b/c at one time they basically played a Big Ten schedule.

Nice attempt at backpedaling. Truth is, ND has played more than three games against Big Ten schools only four times since 1968. In 1968, I was still a pre-schooler, and I suspect you weren't born yet. And yes, they did play five Big Ten schools in 1991 and 1992. But one of those schools was Penn State. ND and Penn State had signed a long-term deal to begin in the early 1980's, back when Penn State was still an independent. That series ultimately was a casualty of Penn State's decision to join the Big Ten.

Just for fun, here's a conference breakdown of ND's opponents on their 1988 schedule, based on conference alignments at the time:

Independents: 5 (Miami, Navy, Penn State, Pitt, and West Virginia in Fiesta Bowl)
Big Ten: 3 (Michigan, Michigan State, and Purdue)
Pac-10: 2 (Stanford and USC)
SWC: 1 (Rice)
WAC: 1 (Air Force)

I wouldn't call that a Big Ten schedule.

And there's a number of Big Ten schools whom Notre Dame hasn't played in quite awhile:

Illinois: last played in 1968
Iowa: last played in 1968
Wisconsin: last played in 1964
Minnesota: last played in 1938

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/sch ... Scores.pdf

Fucking Ay dude, I watch ND every Sat just like 75% of the country.

Perhaps, but I doubt you know as much about the history and tradition of Notre Dame football as you think you do. You weren't, by any chance, in the "Notre Dame needs to get over themselves and join a conference" chorus, were you?