most of the people here follow english soccer, and the only teams they really know of are arsenal, manchester united, chelsea, and liverpool, the perennial front runners. so i've decided to teach them about mediocrity:
my friend here calls michigan over michigan state, two goals to nil.
You should be ashamed of yourself for fashioning a football out of hide froma freshly killed elephant. That's a waste. Lemme guess, you'll be coming back stateside with ivory trinkets too.
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
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