On the Juice again..

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:38 pm

On the juice again
Just couldn't wait to get on the juice again
The life I love is hitting Homeruns with my friends
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
On the juice again
Shooting in places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again.

On the juice again
Like a band of shrunken testicled WWF stars we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the juice again
Just couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
The life I love is hitting Homeruns with my friends
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again..

On the juice again
Like a band of shrunken testicled WWF stars we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the juice again

Just couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again
And I couldn’t wait to get on the juice again.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:26 pm

RACK. I'm glad someone else realizes this.

Career threatening leg injury last year and all of a sudden this year he's hitting bombs left and right?

A. Miraculous recovery or
B. back on the juice

Toughy. :roll:

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:39 pm

He worked hard and got down to a playing weight more condusive to leg injuries.

- Barry Bonds

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:26 pm

Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

Both are roiding, so I don't see a difference. :P

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:59 pm

Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:55 am

Neely8 wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......

Rack that!

Although the way he knocked the ball out of Millar's glove like a girl in game 6 last year was impressive.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:05 am

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I can't decide which person I'd rather see hit a walk off ALCS winning HR against the Sox.....Giambi or A-Rod.

Whichever one would piss off Soxfan more would be my choice.

I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......
Rack that!

Although the way he knocked the ball out of Millar's glove like a girl in game 6 last year was impressive.

Heh heh!

That was me.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:55 pm

chowd103 wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
I think Giambi would piss people off more up here. Since he is a proven cheater and all. Plus we all know how A-Rod plays in big games so we don't worry about him.......
Rack that!

Although the way he knocked the ball out of Millar's glove like a girl in game 6 last year was impressive.
Heh heh!
That was me.

Thought it was Millar but I couldn't remember for sure, thanks. :wink:

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:47 pm

Millar was on the bench, Mientkiewicz was the late inning replacment. Hope this helps.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:54 pm

No way Giambi is on the juice. He was a beast when he played college ball. Just look.

I'm sure he just worked really hard and took his vitamins...err ate good food.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:53 pm

Great parody.

2 suggestions…

1. Willie says “can’t”, not “couldn’t”. Gotta make that change.
2. Sounds a bit better with “On the roids again…” instead of “On the juice again…”

Aside from those two things, I give it an A.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:14 pm

1) Being that Giambi is a confessed cheater, I would think that he would be tested bi-monthly, which would be almost impossible to sneak by. Then again, there is so much stuff out there that are probably not tested for, that he could be back on something undectable b/c he has played like the Giambi of old that last half of the season. When I see Giambi it reminds me of Latimer in the Program. Coach wanted him off the roids and when he did, he sucked. So he scams the system, gets back on and dominates, only everyone knows it, but they just cant prove it.

2) A-Rod aint on Roids. That guy has been a stud since he was a boy and he is never hurt, which is a glaring side effect of steroid abuse.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:42 pm

Cicero wrote:1) Being that Giambi is a confessed cheater, I would think that he would be tested bi-monthly, which would be almost impossible to sneak by. Then again, there is so much stuff out there that are probably not tested for, that he could be back on something undectable b/c he has played like the Giambi of old that last half of the season. When I see Giambi it reminds me of Latimer in the Program. Coach wanted him off the roids and when he did, he sucked. So he scams the system, gets back on and dominates, only everyone knows it, but they just cant prove it.

There will never be a 100% foolproof system without samples that are kept and retested after new banned substances are found with life altering suspensions and financial penalties for players caught retroctively.

Of course I'm sure the players union would go for that.

2) A-Rod aint on Roids. That guy has been a stud since he was a boy and he is never hurt, which is a glaring side effect of steroid abuse.

At 6'3" 190, I'd say the suspicion level on A Rod is rather low.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:57 pm

It is possible, even in this steroid era, that there is such a great player like we've had in the past such as Joe D, Mays, Banks, Mantle, etc.

His name is A-Rod. Dude is the ultimate baseball player and I have no suspicion at all he uses roids. If A-Rod were to test positive, we all might as well quit watching the game.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:31 pm

BSmack wrote:At 6'3" 190, I'd say the suspicion level on A Rod is rather low.

If you still think he's 190 you haven't seen him play in the last 8 years. :roll:

Not only are there many roids that aren't tested for, but there are also a ton of things you can take to mask the roids that are tested for. I'm sure these guys are quite familar with how to get their hands on stuff like that.

What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:24 pm

Maybe its b/c Barry is really good you pubic hair.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:00 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Great parody.

2 suggestions…

1. Willie says “can’t”, not “couldn’t”. Gotta make that change.
2. Sounds a bit better with “On the roids again…” instead of “On the juice again…”

Aside from those two things, I give it an A.

Thanks for grading me.. I think..

but can't wait would indicate that he was not presently using.

Couldn't indicates that he is currently using.

and 'roids also connotates hemorrhoids....

Don Zimmer and George Brett have already trademarked that line...
[url=http://]George Brett although he is most famous for his ' roid rage!!had a problem with hemorrhoids -- not steroids[/url]

Don Zimmer also had a 'roid rage episode.. which was more likely due to hemorrhoids than steroids..

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:58 pm

Jeff 2K5 wrote:
What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:

Maybe suspicious that he was never taking them in the first place?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:19 pm

Giambi wins AL Comeback award

After the first two months, things didn't look great for the first baseman, but he was among the best hitters in the American League over the final four months, which earned him the AL Comeback Player of the Year Award presented by Viagra.

Funny, not a mention of steroids in that article...

Look up steroid needles on Google Images and you will see Giambi's mug!!!
(honestly, do a search..)

http://images.google.com/images?q=stero ... rch+Images

What a JOKE this award is....

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:12 pm

Cicero wrote:Maybe its b/c Barry is really good you pubic hair.

Or he's on an undectable roid. Don't be naive about this, we know his past history. :roll:

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:16 pm

Mikey wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:
What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:
Maybe suspicious that he was never taking them in the first place?

Isn't there Grand Jury testimony that he did?

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:22 pm

Mikey wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:
What slid under the radar is how Barroid came back in late September after sitting out nearly the whole season and all of a sudden starts hitting bombs again left and right. Yeah that's not the least bit suspicious. :roll:
Maybe suspicious that he was never taking them in the first place?

So in other words you don't believe Grand Jury testimony. Okie dokie.