Hypothetically speaking ...

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:11 am

If I were to temporarily lose my mind and, say for example, shave my head ... would that mean I could cheer for the Patriots from here on out?

Inquiring and self-conscious minds want to know.

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:14 am

The Colts bandwagon seems like a better bet at this point. :wink:

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:15 am

No, you'd probably waffle back & forth between the Patriots and the Chargers about now...

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:19 am

Appreciate the thoughts, fellas, although I could really use some authoritative help on this one.

Something has obviously changed here, as I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.

Madness.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:20 am

orcinus wrote:Something has obviously changed here, as I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.

Me too! Me too!

Sincerely,
Jamika

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:33 am

You guys hangin' out? I'll hang out.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:37 am

If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:43 am

KC Nachos 6.95 wrote:
CueBolt wrote:You guys hangin' out? I'll hang out.
Ahem.....Ahem......

SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLTS!!!

Your boys got it done last Sunday, CueBolt!! :wink:

As did the Fightin' Gunthers.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:45 am

Shave your muff and you'll fit in with Patriot Nation, orc.

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:51 am

orcinus wrote:If I were to temporarily lose my mind and, say for example, shave my head ... would that mean I could cheer for the Patriots from here on out?

Inquiring and self-conscious minds want to know.

Go for it.

I'm on the Bunghole bandwagon.....I mean, i've been chasing them since the Icky shuffle was around. And.......(follow me with this one) since my moms husband.. who's my dad ... when he was hanging out with his dads moms best friends brother who's sister was evidently a fan also

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:52 am

Paul, this is an intervention thread.

If you can't offer any assistance, find some other thread to 'tard up.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:53 am

I'm gonna go hop on the Bengals bandwagon for a week . :?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:04 am

poptart wrote:Shave your muff and you'll fit in with Patriot Nation, orc.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:26 am

Love those marathon-week ideas for race day ... or, not.

Mrs. O: WTF?

Me: OMG! Like, I totally want to hold hands with Tom Brady and skip through the park.

Mrs. O: I'm going to my mom's.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:59 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
orcinus wrote:Something has obviously changed here, as I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.
He needs to use more hair product!

Sincerely,
Jamika

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Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:20 pm

DasChoads wrote:I'd go with the Packers right now. Then in another 20 years when they have a good team again, think of all the "I was there when" smack you could run.

History bro, history.

I think Chief fan has the market cornered on "I was there when" smack.....

Almost 40 years now?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:33 pm

How did Al become a Charger fan in the first place?

It couldn't have just been his obsession with seeing Trev naked.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:28 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
CueBolt wrote:You guys hangin' out? I'll hang out.
Ahem.....Ahem......

SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLTS!!!

Your boys got it done last Sunday, CueBolt!! :wink:

FYI:

Not to scare the hell outta ya Paul, but I thought you might want to see a picture of Lee "Hacksaw" Hamilton, the braggadocios, egotistical, embellisher of all sports news in San Diego, and the originator of "SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTENING BOLT".....

When you hear Rome cut loose with...SMYLB, HELLO RANCHO PENISQUITAS, PACIFIC BEACH, LEMON GROVE, WHERE'S THE CALLERS FROM CHULA VISTA, LA MESA, IMPERIAL BEACH....It's "the Saw" he's baggin on...They had a running feud for years until Rome went National and Saw got iced by the Chargers as play by play.

Here he is all 5’4”

Aaron in Tucson · Post by **Aaron in Tucson** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:09 am

Metaphors

Here’s the scene:

Tom Brady and his new squeeze, Orcinus, are dining at one of his favorite French restaurants when Tom drops his hand in Orci’s “pocket of protection”.
“Tee hee hee” giggles Orci looking only slightly embarrassed as the five tag a longs gawk at T1B’s newest couple.

I go buy coffee and you guys are there. I go online to look at porn and you guys are there…I go to freaking dinner with my sweet darling Orci and YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
What gives?

We represent the five layers of protection, Frodo offers up.
I represent Fraud Monitoring which allows me to play with my big pickle any fucking time I please.
T Rex represents Zero Liability as he feels he owes nobody nuttin’.
KC Paul represents Verified by Visa cause he has purchased gear for every team with his plastic.
Felix represents ID Theft Assistance because he posts as a chick and Chowd 103 represents 3 Digit Code because 3 x 103 = 666 (shut up, I’m on a roll) and all chowder heads are the fucking devil!

Metaphors

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:39 am

BWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

RACK Toos! and RACK the Thread!

Th · Post by Th » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:23 am

orcinus wrote:If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:48 pm

I'm suddenly feeling the urge to run my fingers through Tom Brady's professionaly-styled coif.

He and Chad Henne must have signed a contract with some Ann Arbor streetwalking stylist. They look like they barely survived a hatchet fight.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:37 pm

Rack Toos!

And then we plummet to this ...

Th wrote:You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

After this barrage, I know one thing's for certain ... you're no Raider James. Props to you for hitting submit, though ... I guess. When you're ready to take the next step, I'm sure Paul would be happy to give you some pointers.

Rack your baseball team, btw.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:12 pm

orcinus wrote:Rack Toos!

And then we plummet to this ...

Th wrote:You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?
After this barrage, I know one thing's for certain ... you're no Raider James. Props to you for hitting submit, though ... I guess. When you're ready to take the next step, I'm sure Paul would be happy to give you some pointers.

Rack your baseball team, btw.

Excuse me but KC fan running sports smack on anywhere is HILARIOUS!!
Especially towards the fanbase of champions right now. I mean you guys lucked into your WS championship back in the 80's and when was that Superbowl victory again???

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:44 pm

Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:49 pm

orcinus wrote:Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

I call em like I see em Orc. Just happen to have alot of free time right now. How is Don Denkinger doing anyway????

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:31 pm

Th wrote:
orcinus wrote:If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reading THIS tripe just after ROF at Toos' usual masterpiece is like ...well...it's like walking into your bedroom after a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar and seeing Cinder spread out on your bed with a longneck brew wedged betweeen her bags....

As you eagerly dive for the submit link.....DON'T

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:39 pm

Aaron in Tucson wrote: T Rex represents Zero Liability as he feels he owes nobody nuttin’.

Rack the fuck out of this line alone.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:29 pm

Neely8 wrote:
orcinus wrote:Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

I call em like I see em Orc. Just happen to have alot of free time right now. How is Don Denkinger doing anyway????

Damn Neely, what happened to you dude?

You used to be solid and now your a fag.

As for the "lot of free time", your unemployment will eventually run out.

Get motivated, Get off your ass and go become a productive member of society again.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:43 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
orcinus wrote:Only 35 minutes for Trollholer's girfriend to come in and run the deflection protocol?

Slipping ....

I call em like I see em Orc. Just happen to have alot of free time right now. How is Don Denkinger doing anyway????

Damn Neely, what happened to you dude?

You used to be solid and now your a fag.

As for the "lot of free time", your unemployment will eventually run out.

Get motivated, Get off your ass and go become a productive member of society again.

Never collected a day of my life. Living off my own funds and actually considering going back to school. Not that any of that matters......

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:13 pm

Neely8 wrote:
Never collected a day of my life. Living off my own funds and actually considering going back to school. Not that any of that matters......

Hey, I didn't mean to touch a nerve.

Don't go getting all emotional and shit.

everyone goes through hard times and the fact you realize your under-educated is a step in the right direction.

Today is the First Day of the rest of your Life!

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:49 pm

3 out of 4 ! 3 out of 4 damnit....RESPECT!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:18 pm

Respect? Respect who? The Pats? Screw the Pats. No Souperbowl for you!!!!!!

:twisted:

Th · Post by Th » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:14 am

ChargerMike wrote:
Th wrote:
orcinus wrote:If I'm to be a Patriot fan, I guess I have to talk about going to the games and getting stellar seats next to old guys, right?

The Cardinal game was tres deece, and I spent much of the sixth inning doodling on the right field foul pole with a Sharpie.

You would probably rather sit naked in front of the computer with your limp dick in your hand and read about the scores Sunday afternoon as usual rather than go to any games. To each their own though there fag boy - :?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reading THIS tripe just after ROF at Toos' usual masterpiece is like ...well...it's like walking into your bedroom after a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar and seeing Cinder spread out on your bed with a longneck brew wedged betweeen her bags....

As you eagerly dive for the submit link.....DON'T

If you want to call any of the constant reach-arounds you guys doll out to each other on this board a 'masterpiece', its fine by me. Doesn't do much to bolster any type of credibilty you have in my eyes. ~yawn~

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:37 pm

Th wrote:If you want to call any of the constant reach-arounds you guys doll out to each other on this board a 'masterpiece', its fine by me. Doesn't do much to bolster any type of credibilty you have in my eyes. ~yawn~

First off, the word you were searching for is dole.

Secondly, Mike's post is spot on. Reread Toos' post slowly (as if there were any other way for you to) and then look at yours. Calling a kid at the playground a limp dicked fag boy may gain you scoreboard but here, as you are witness to, it gets you a pile-on.

And thirdly, you and KNeely are getting your Tom Brady-autographed panties in a wad over an obvious fishing trip. Limp dicked fag boys.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:04 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
Never collected a day of my life. Living off my own funds and actually considering going back to school. Not that any of that matters......
Hey, I didn't mean to touch a nerve.

Don't go getting all emotional and shit.

everyone goes through hard times and the fact you realize your under-educated is a step in the right direction.

Today is the First Day of the rest of your Life!

No nerves touched. Yes I have realized that maybe the business world is a dead end so I have decided to "go back" to school to enter the medical field. I'm really quite excited about it really. Also very proud of never having lived off our fine Govt. Thats all....

Red---Orc took a shot at the Sox and I shot back. Panties ain't in a bunch here........

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:34 pm

Red wrote:First off, the word you were searching for is dole.

"Bob Dole never ran homo smack"

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:12 pm

Aaron in Tucson wrote: ... Chowd 103 represents 3 Digit Code because 3 x 103 = 666 (shut up, I’m on a roll) and all chowder heads are the fucking devil!

Metaphors

Bwahahahhahaha!

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