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hey heupel, I seem to remember you feeling good before the 01 NU - OU game, in fact, you sang the exact same tune, and nebraska fucked oklahoma,

wanna know what I find amusing?
our QB throws for over 400 yds, and oklahoma has yet to throw for that kind of prolific yardage, EVEN THOUGH oklahoma has played pussies and pansies such as tulsa and tcu,
seems to me that when your QB gets to meet such pusssy programs like tulsa, he'd have no trouble whatsoever in throwing for 400 yds,

let me put it to you this way, the sooners are a pussy program, you just dont realize it yet,
and I will be eating a big fat juicy steak, you on the other hand, sound like a to-fu queen to me, you are the kind of guy who eats sprouts and cottage cheese, ya sooner fruit,
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kinda like the way Oklahoma fucked Nebraska last year.
get ready to throat some more Sooner cock :0
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I wonder if Taco will drop 70+ on the Huskers again this year.
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'95 Montana Grizzlies would roll.









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brad,
I hate to be the one to break i to you, but your life will is just a crappy and pathetic know matter how well NU is, was, or will be.

Whoo-hoo '95 NU ...BEST EVER whooooo!

*Yawn*
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The 1997 CSUN football would roll the 94 huskes.
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See You Next Wednesday wrote:brad,
I hate to be the one to break i to you, but your life will is just a crappy and pathetic know matter how well NU is, was, or will be.

Whoo-hoo '95 NU ...BEST EVER whooooo!

*Yawn*
hey wednesday, why is it, that when you open your mouth wide to "yawn" like that, every single troll in this forum, has a mental picture of you getting a "double penetration" in that fairy mouth of yours?

could it be because you are a..............................QUEEN?
what the fuck are you doing in a forum dedicated to "big time" power football?
you would feel more at home over at the "fairies "R" us" site,
ya lil' bitch,
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bradhusker wrote:
See You Next Wednesday wrote:brad,
I hate to be the one to break i to you, but your life will is just a crappy and pathetic know matter how well NU is, was, or will be.

Whoo-hoo '95 NU ...BEST EVER whooooo!

*Yawn*
hey wednesday, why is it, that when you open your mouth wide to "yawn" like that, every single troll in this forum, has a mental picture of you getting a "double penetration" in that fairy mouth of yours?

could it be because you are a..............................QUEEN?
what the fuck are you doing in a forum dedicated to "big time" power football?
you would feel more at home over at the "fairies "R" us" site,
ya lil' bitch,
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So you got nothing.
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peter dragon wrote:rack MgoBlue... nothing like a scientific experiment for internet fliends.. what are your numbers.. 10 games? 20? what about field? dome? artifical? grass?
8 teams. I wanted to represent most of the teams mentioned in this thread (which was the entire point), but I didn't want to duplicate any schools...for example, I put in the 04 Trojans, but left out the 03 squad.

Here are first round results (winners in bold):

Left Bracket -

Pasadena, CA
95 Nebraska (34-14)
94 Penn St

Jacksonville, FL
00 Oklahoma
93 Florida St (31-7)

Right Bracket -

New Orleans, LA
04 USC (17-3)
02 Ohio St

Detroit, MI
01 Miami (38-14)
96 Florida

Semifinals coming soon...around Monday or so:

Left Bracket -

Atlanta, GA
95 Nebraska
vs
93 Florida St

Right Bracket -

Tempe, AZ
04 USC
vs
01 Miami
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guys, just to be totally unbiased and fair here, me and a few of my buddies will be running a similar sim this weekend, using the same teams, KEEP IN MIND, this is just a sim, nothing more, nothing less,
we should have the results by monday, stay tuned............. :evil:
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bradhusker wrote:guys, just to be totally unbiased and fair here, me and a few of my buddies will be running a similar sim this weekend, using the same teams, KEEP IN MIND, this is just a sim, nothing more, nothing less,
we should have the results by monday, stay tuned............. :evil:
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^^ what Killian said. PM the keys to someone and do it NOW.
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jimmy, shut the fuck up, what was it that guy named jimmy says to patrick swayze in the movie "roadhouse"? oh yeah, he says,
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison", end quote,
or, remember the movie "shawshank redemption"? what was it the warden says to tim robbins, oh yeah, he says with a grin,
"I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton, and cast you down with the sodomites", end quote,

if that doesnt prove that I am the REAL, the famous, the one and only, BRADHUSKER, the corn fed stud to end all corn fed studs, the original SMASHMOUTH POWER FOOTBALL ANIMAL, then you are just one sorry sad ass son-of-a-bitch, Jimmy, when you suck as much cock as you have, your brain becomes waterlogged to the point where you cant possibly function in normal civilization, much less in a big time powerhouse football forum,
anyway, gotta get ready for the NU / tech game, get my game face on,
if we win, we're 5-0, if not, I'm gonna take it out on your ass jimmy,
thats a lot of frustration and anger to be taken out on your ass, can you handle that?
DONT YOU EVER question if I'm the real bradhusker, could there have been any doubt at all? ive got that very rare combination of brains wit and wisdom, matched up with super size and strength,
I'm A BIG RED POWERHOUSE!!! and dont you ever forget that ,
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ok, ive got the first round results for ya,

pasadena,
95 Nebraska (56-17)
94 Penn st.

Atlanta,
00 Oklahoma (17-14)
93 Florida st.

New Orleans,
04 Usc (21-17)
02 Ohio st.

Jacksonville,
01 Miami
96 Florida (34-31)

semis,

Detroit,
96 Florida
04 Usc

Tempe,
95 Nebraska
00 Oklahoma

be back with the results of the semis tomorrow,
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bradhusker wrote:jimmy, shut the fuck up, what was it that guy named jimmy says to patrick swayze in the movie "roadhouse"? oh yeah, he says,
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison", end quote,
you fuck guys?? or is it Jimmy ass fucking you?
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ah,, no pete, THATS penn st fucking your beloved ohio st.
dont cry pete, OH, in case you are wondering, YES, nebraska is good enough to fuck ohio st this year,
our QB, would toss for over 400 yds EASY on your fruity buckeye defense,
right now, were the season to end, and both nebraska and ohio st meet in a bowl game, nebraska would dry fuck your beloved buckeyes,
dont cry pete, I am paging "SEASON OVER" for you,
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umm.. by the way, MgoBlue, I knew there was something wrong with your sim, BECAUSE there is NO WAY 93 FSU could hang 31 pts on the 00 sooner defense, any IDIOT could tell you that,
anyway,
THAT BEING SAID,
heres the results,
semis,

tempe,
95 nebraska (49-17)
00 oklahoma

detroit,
04 usc (34-31)
96 Florida

ALL TIME BOWL!

95 nebraska (56-24)
04 usc

there you have it guys, and, may I indeed say, it came as no big suprise, 95 NU has way too much strength, size and speed for the competition, not to mention, the most depth of any team in history,

I knew that the michigan fans sim was faulty from the start, when he had the 93 fsu squad putting up 31 pts on the 00 sooner D?
what, are you freaking kidding me? 00 fsu, with an offense ten times as potent as 93, failed to score a single point on offense, against the sooner D,

yep, when you really take a long HARD look at the facts, 95 NU is too powerful, they toy with teams, 95 NU can routinely put in 2nd and 3rd string, and run circles around anyone,
it has been an honor to run this "all time" sim, and, may I say, a great joy,
GO BIG RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

In a "real life" situation, you might be right, brad. But keep in mind these results are based on a fucking simulated VIDEO GAME. What "should" happen has no relevance.

I'll have the completed results for my sims tomorrow.
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Here's more fuel for you, brad...

THE RESULTS -


95 Nebraska (42-35)
93 Florida St

04 USC
01 Miami (*13-10)

*Low score due to snowy 20 degree weather in Denver

Finals:

95 Nebraska (42-21)
01 Miami
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well, MgoBlue, I cant argue with those fine ass results, but really, was there ever ANY doubt?
believe me, ive been watching big time college football for over 25 years now, and ive YET to see a team with the rare combination of strength, size and speed that 95 NU possessed,
add to that equation, an incredible amount of depth, at every position,
and you've got an ALL TIME powerhouse,

93 NU was awesome, 94 NU was even better, BUT, that 95 squad,
was sick, imagine trying to stop them?
they were 5 deep at tailback, think about it? you cant stop phillips,
then, they bring in ahmann green, cant stop him either, PLUS, that offensive line was a monster line, not only sick strong, but fast as well,
THEN, on the defensive side of the ball, WATCH OUT, the blackshirts were insane, they hit ya, they crippled ya, this unit was perhaps the fastest hardest hitting defense in college history,
I realize that there are usc apologists everywhere, BUT, for my money, usc would be dead on arrival against 95 NU,
reggie bush isnt half the runner that fred taylor is, and we completely shut him down,
danny weurfell puts the current usc QB to fuckin shame, and we made a joke of him, plus, usc plays in the pac ten, which is a well known wussy conf.
from any and all angles, from all points of view, 95 NU stands alone,
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The Brad troll was so much more enteraining when Nebraska actually WAS a physical, smashmouth-type team instead of a fluffy, togo box toting, passing offense.

Fegs.

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did you say fluffy? huh skull?
it seems to me that when tulsa gives your sooners all they can handle,
YOUR team is fluffy, not mine, by the way, are you feeling the balance of power shifting? I am, and, its a fuckin great feeling,
you had a nice 5 year run though, for what thats worth,
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Nice win against TTech brad...

wait...

nevermind.
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