CU Sucks

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:33 pm

... and I can say that with authority, although I haven't seen them play this year.

Mike sucks too. Ralphie -- she sucks and is a lesbian.

Have you noticed that Angry, Drunk Mike NEVER sacks up? It's because he sucks. People who don't sack up suck. Ralphie refuses to sack up because she has no sack AND is a lesbian -- and she's fat.

[insert emoticon of a fat lesbian buffalo sucking]

Now, I promise to sack up after the game, unless I'm too drunk or too busy or too traumatized by watching a fat, lesbian buffalo.

Prepare to meet your DOOM, Mike. I said "DOOM" -- at the hands of the WRECKIN' CREW defense. If they can find the ball carrier, they will inflict PAIN and SUFFERING. I have INSIDE INFORMATION. They'll all be wearing brass knuckles and carrying clubs. Additionally, all cornerbacks have grown four inches and have shaven four seconds off of their 40 times.

Now, go sew your fat, lesbian mascot a sixe 620X flannel jersey.

YOU SUCK.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:56 pm

Didn't you have enough trouble with Baylor last week?

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:04 pm

Typical ignorance.

Baylor wears green and white uniforms. Do you know how hard it is to see green and white uniforms on a green and white field? Additionally, the sun was shining off of those gold helmets RIGHT INTO THE EYES of Reggie. Despite these obstacles, the Aggies triumphed, CLEARLY dominating in OT.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:13 pm

You don't see fat lesbian buffaloes every day. On top of that, when they actually SUCK, it's going to be hard to get any Wrecking or Crewing done. Whatever sordid spectacle ensues here, it will surely eclipse all else in College Football for at least a few weeks.

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:34 pm

Gal, that take was...

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:54 pm

Wouldn't a lesbian buffalo lick rather than suck?

Just asking.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:57 pm

I can't wait. I was going to hold my son and listen to the game online for his first ever Aggie experience, but I fear a celebratory Frisco spike. He'll have to enjoy the game with me from the safety confines of his bouncy seat.

A&M - 5
CU - 3

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:05 pm

Dan, Ralphie is ambiSUCKstrous.

Frisco, I think I may be in a bouncy seat too.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:00 pm

CUffs

snoochie boochies!

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:53 pm

Aggie Gal wrote:... and I can say that with authority, although I haven't seen them play this year.

Mike sucks too. Ralphie -- she sucks and is a lesbian.

Have you noticed that Angry, Drunk Mike NEVER sacks up? It's because he sucks. People who don't sack up suck. Ralphie refuses to sack up because she has no sack AND is a lesbian -- and she's fat.

[insert emoticon of a fat lesbian buffalo sucking]

Now, I promise to sack up after the game, unless I'm too drunk or too busy or too traumatized by watching a fat, lesbian buffalo.

Prepare to meet your DOOM, Mike. I said "DOOM" -- at the hands of the WRECKIN' CREW defense. If they can find the ball carrier, they will inflict PAIN and SUFFERING. I have INSIDE INFORMATION. They'll all be wearing brass knuckles and carrying clubs. Additionally, all cornerbacks have grown four inches and have shaven four seconds off of their 40 times.

Now, go sew your fat, lesbian mascot a sixe 620X flannel jersey.

YOU SUCK.

Wow. Fallout from that testoterone mill explosion????

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:34 am

i think CU will beat A&M.

(unless Barney lays one of his "WTF?" games on the home crowd. he's good for one of those every year).

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:17 pm

King Crimson wrote:i think CU will beat A&M.

(unless Barney lays one of his "WTF?" games on the home crowd. he's good for one of those every year).

No way. A&M defensive line has started using that new Right Guard with Protective Gel. They will be stopping the CU rushing attack like Bam's Boys did T.O. in the Rover Red Rover game.

Watch. You'll see.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:42 pm

Aggie Gal wrote:Have you noticed that Angry, Drunk Mike NEVER sacks up? It's because he sucks. People who don't sack up suck.

I believe M-Dub is having computer issues at the moment, but he told me to tell you that you suck.

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:19 pm

A likely story. Computer problems? Right.

Fact is, he couldn't handle my epic smack. I brought it; I ran him.

I was going to offer him a sig bet. Not the girly kind either.
Loser has to etch a sig in his/her forearm with one of these:

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:31 pm

Indeed. No one can deny the Rackability of your smack.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:48 pm

Damn this thread oozes with sig lines

Aggie Gal wrote:A likely story. Computer problems? Right.

Fact is, he couldn't handle my epic smack. I brought it; I ran him.

I was going to offer him a sig bet. Not the girly kind either.
Loser has to etch a sig in his/her forearm with one of these:

Wow your vibrater doubles as a Tatoo pen. I bet that set you back a pretty penny. :D

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:59 pm

Vito,

If you think that's a vibrator, you need (1) to schedule an appointment with an eye doctor or (2) have your wife committed.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:13 pm

Aggie Gal - 12
Rest of board - 0

Marry me.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:27 pm

Well, well, well. Our resident Aggie fans want some, eh?

Nice mascot smack there, Gal. I'd come up with a hilarious take on Aggies, if I could figure out what the fuck one is.

There's one thing I do know - a buffalo, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, is a far more intimidating mascot than a bunch of douchebags in faux-military garb bending over in the stands, practically begging for gay butt sex. Oooh, but they do have swords!

With Georgia Tech losing last night, the bottom fifth of the Top 25 is just begging for a Big XII pretender to make an appearance. This game could give the winner that false sense of confidence they need before being reamed by Texas.

It is on, Aggie fan. I am game for whatever bets are on the table. Tatoos, piercings, farm sex, baby names - whatever.

P.S. Our kicker could beat up your kicker.

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:46 pm

Well,

FUCK YOU, Mike.

You want to see our mascot. Here she is

The picture clearly indicates HER sexual orientation.

And, don't FUCK with our kicker, one of the most consistent players we've had this year. He's a BADASS son-of-a-bitch. Here's a picture of him hand-surfing:

Baby-name bet is is!

If the Ags win, you must name your first-born: "Lesbian-Bison Marie."

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:11 am

Aggie Gal wrote:Well,

FUCK YOU, Mike.

You want to see our mascot. Here she is

The picture clearly indicates HER sexual orientation.

A collie??? You've got to be kidding me. And how can you be so sure about her sexual orientation? Sure, she's really pretty and all, but she might be one of those lipstick lesbians.

The way that one dude is ogling her, I'd say his sexual orientation is fairly clear.

And, don't FUCK with our kicker, one of the most consistent players we've had this year. He's a BADASS son-of-a-bitch. Here's a picture of him hand-surfing:

Now you're just being foolish. Mason Crosby would butcher rape that limp-wristed faggot in a no-hold-barred street fight. Here is the face of BIG TIME COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLACE-KICKING!

Baby-name bet is is!

If the Ags win, you must name your first-born: "Lesbian-Bison Marie."

You're on, sucka.

I can see it now - 10 years down the road, Aggie Gal typing a page-long rant on whatever board we're on, complaining about how all the other 1st-graders are picking on her son, Lipstick Lassie, because of his name and how it's all my fault and would I please please please let her out of some stupid bet we made 10 years ago so her son can lead a normal life.

Under the circumstances, you might want to rethink that marriage proposal, Seer.

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:33 am

Now, look, I know that CU has a history of studly kickers,

and that square-headed freak might be able to do a push-up or two, but our defensive coordinator

will shut down ANY effort to score.

Good luck getting a good night's sleep before little Lesbian-Bison Marie's baptism.

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:54 pm

POOR AGGIES....

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:32 am

[annoying sing-songy voice]I get to name your baby. I get to name your baby.[/annoying sing-songy voice]

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:01 am

Little "Lip"

Just give me nine months or so, okay?

T1B

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