Wanna sing-along? I'll sing-along.
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Paper cuts, lawn darts, soap scum, Broken hearts,
AIDS, Ants, Humidity, John Tesh, Stupidity
Liars, Lies, Lice, Goth
Priapism, Pessimism, The ice monster on Hoth
The Price of Gas, the price of rent, the price is Right, the plague
The Unabomber, Jeffrey Dahmer, sinusitis, Squeaky brakes
Out-of-order ATMS, PMS, MSG,
DUI, Double dippers, Floods, flies, flats, fleas
All of these things they suck it's true
but none suck more than O.U.
Going bald, halitosis, infomercials, notes with post-its,
Tom Green, earthquakes, Allergies, rats, snakes
Dead beat dads, Celine Dion, car dings, Neon Deon
Fabio, rubberneckers, Taxes, faxes, non sequiturs
All of these things they suck it's true
but none suck more than O.U.
404-not found, mudslinging, British pounds
Back hair, being broke, road rage, Religious cults
fraud, crack, warts, Sids, DOS, gnats, war, zits,
Rust, debt, guilt, Spam, Asbestos and dishpan hands
All of these things they suck it's true
but none suck more than O.U.
Hanson, Charles Manson, Hockey, non-stick pans that stick
Mistaking cooking powdered chocolate when you want a Nestle Quick
Having to work on holidays, hiccups, jock itch, hurricanes
Jihad, the 4th Vacation movie, L R. Hubbard, Nazi's, pain
Beggars, Bums, and hobos, paparazzi, pop-up ads
Burnt Popcorn, pot holes, propaganda, Botox, bow ties, and boy bands (like hanson)
Chiggers, cheaters, beepers, and dry heaving in the can
The spins, and dander and panhandlers, dandruff, and Rather, Dan
All of these things they suck it's true
but none suck more than O.U.
My early gift to the resident spooners;
GO STOOPS, GO STOOPS, IT'S YOUR BIRFDAY!
Game ON!
