In life, there are few absolutes. But with respect to The French, one is clear: their fans are and will always be the most myopic in all of collegiate athletics. Apologies in advance to the word athletics, I meant no disrespect.
It is true that The French enjoyed quite a run on Soutern Cal during their darkest of days, and it's in no way surprising that The French will stoop so low as to to dig this deep into the history books to find something making their team (read: former teams) relevant today.
Keeping in the spirit of this thread, let's be honest with each other. PtTCF (Pete the Trophy Case Filler) has flat-out owned The French for the past three years. Sure, in 2001 PtTCF stumbled against a pathetic 5-6 French squad. And how did he respond?
31-point beatdown.
31-point plungering.
31-point hurry-up-and-lose.
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You see? The French only love trends when they are favorable, so naturally a 15-year winless streak during the darkest of Southern Cal's days sounds nice. Never mind that the streak ended in the prior century.
While it may feel good to have a historical advantage, which is ultimately the
only place The French can win an argument these days, what the poor French miss is the following:
USC Pass Offense YTD - 118 for 185, 1,746 yards,
9.4 YPC, 15 TD
USC Rush Offense YTD - 209 carries for 1,456 yards,
7.0 YPC, 19 TD
French Pass Offense YTD - 125 for 193, 1,649 yards,
8.5 YPC, 13 TD
French Rush Offense YTD - 229 carries for 872 yards,
3.8 YPC, 11 TD
Do you see what PtTCF no doubt already sees? That's right. A team with a marginal, at-best, running game. Want to bet PtTCF is able to shut this running game down and force Brady "I'm Not Gay, Really" Quinn to throw on us? How did Gaylord Quinn fare against the Trojans a year ago?
15 for 29, 105 yards, 1 TD.
D.J. Fitzpatrick was the leader for The French in total yardage that day. Too bad he's the punter. Not that there's anything wrong with it...
Because I'm feeling gracious today, I'd like to thank The French for their willingness to become a part of history this Saturday. That's right. Through five games, the Trojans led by PtTCF have amassed over 3,200 yards of total offense. The 2005 vintage of The French will keep with tradition and lie down when the Trojans continue on this path, on their way to NCAA records for total offense in a season. At their current pace, they'll be at over 7,500 yards by the end of the season. Bowl game excluded, of course. In this regard, The French will become a part of history. Congratulations.
Back to 1996. Let's see what both programs have accomplished through today:
Southern Cal
Bowl record of 3-2
Two Heisman Trophies
Two National Championships
The French
Bowl record of 0-5
Zero Heisman Trophies
Zero National Championships
Now, for fun, back to 1983, the year of The French's streak. Let's see how those match up:
Southern Cal
Bowl record of 8-8
Two Heisman Trophies
Two National Championships
The French
Bowl record of 5-10 (including losing the last 7 in a row!)
One Heisman Trophy
One National Championship
You see kids? No matter how you slice it, The French are still a pathetic squad whose best accomplishments seem to be against a single team, instead of the entire field.
But yep, that's right, since 1989 this is what The French have accomplished:
In that same time, this is what The Trojans have accomplished:
Those poor French. Someday after 10/15/05 maybe they'll matter again.