PrimeX wrote:I hate everything.
I just hate Minute Maid Park:
1) George Herbert Walker and that lady who is kind enough to point out how sucky life is for the poor.
2) The retired numbers. I think if a player reaches his 5 and 10 while wearing the star he gets his number retired. Larry Dierker gets a number retired? When does Eusebio get his number up there?
3) Choo Choo train. It blows a whistle and moves when a home run is hit. It blows. It means something to the people in Houston, but to everyone else in the world it means "you'd have to hit it this far for it to be a home run in other stadiums."
4) Towles Hill. Biggest joke in all of baseball stadiumnessosity. Bigger joke than the BoB swimming pool. Bigger joke than Wrigley's bathrooms. Bigger joke than the Twins' garbage bag. Bigger joke than the entirety of Tropicana.
5) The flag pole on Towles Hill. Second biggest joke.
6) Killer B's noise. We get it. It remind us of the menace of Derek Bell's grill.
7) Stadium dimensions. 200 feet to left, the D Train and two buses to center and a resemblance of normalcy to right.
8) Crawford boxes. When people want to get excited about a weak pop up to left, they sit in the Crawford boxes. Their mere presence is a mockery to the sport. Fuck Bud Selig for letting this happen.
SWIIIIIIIING AND HELLO 4TH OF JULY!