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Jersey Chaser or not...

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Rack Jake Plummer!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2194401
At issue was a column by Penny Parker of the Rocky Mountain News, who saw Plummer with his girlfriend at a charity event last week and did some digging to find out more about her. Turns out, the girlfriend is Kollette Klassen, a Broncos cheerleader, a fact Parker reported in her column last Thursday.

The morning after the column, a local radio show talked about Klassen and accused her of being a "jersey chaser."

Parker wrote that Plummer -- worried that his girlfriend would be harassed in public if people knew they were dating -- called her and tore into her after hearing that on the radio. In part of his tirade, Parker reported Plummer said, "You think Denver has the greatest fans. Well, they aren't."
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Parker reported Plummer said, "You think Denver has the greatest fans. Well, they aren't."
Shocking......

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What's not to like.......I see no problem here......
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She should mix in a few salads.

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You think Denver has the greatest fans. Well, they aren't."
And the only reason why he allegedly says that about the fans here is because they hate him simply because his name isn't John Elway and he throws incompletes and interceptions every once in a while. :roll:

Brian Griese had to go through the same thing and that's basically the reason why he's not here anymore.

I find it hilarious that I run across this thread. Just yesterday my girlfriend, who is a Packers and Cowboys fan, pointed out just how "fugly" Plummer is and she wondered if he had a girlfriend. I wasn't sure if he did or not so I couldn't give her a definite answer. I guess I can now!
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Fraudo, with the title of this thread and his sudden ability to use bold and big letters is either ...

A. Trolling, in the hope that this will turn into a discussion about Denver fans.

or

B. Making strides in the Cryin' Ryan award, depending on how the Donks do this season.

or

C. A pathetic excuse to post a hottie.

I've already got my vote as A. (I'm sure this cheerleader is an exact replica of his wife, whom he's claimed as a "sister" of a Playboy playmate. :roll: ), with a second ballot as C, because yes, folks, he really is that much of a tard.

We'll see.

P.S., Fraudo --
Fraudo_biguns wrote:
RadioFan wrote:(I'm sure this cheerleader is an exact replica of his wife, whom he's claimed as a "sister" of a Playboy playmate.
Not an exact relplica, but close! :wink:
Save it.
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She's not a jersey chaser, she thought it was a pron audition.

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RadioFan wrote:Fraudo, with the title of this thread and his sudden ability to use bold and big letters is either ...

A. Trolling, in the hope that this will turn into a discussion about Denver fans.

or

B. Making strides in the Cryin' Ryan award, depending on how the Donks do this season.

or

C. A pathetic excuse to post a hottie.

I've already got my vote as A. (I'm sure this cheerleader is an exact replica of his wife, whom he's claimed as a "sister" of a Playboy playmate. :roll: ), with a second ballot as C, because yes, folks, he really is that much of a tard.

We'll see.

P.S., Fraudo --
Fraudo_biguns wrote:
RadioFan wrote:(I'm sure this cheerleader is an exact replica of his wife, whom he's claimed as a "sister" of a Playboy playmate.
Not an exact relplica, but close! :wink:
Save it.
RadioFan... Yes she was in playboy and my wife was too smart to be a cheerleader. :wink: But nice try! You don't have to make every thread about me. Come on now... your obvious attempt at jealously is clearly evident.
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Fraudo,
What does your wife do for a living? Plenty of NFL cheerleaders are college graduates. Lawyers, teachers, business women, etc.

Usually the girls aren't supposed to carouse with the team though.
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trev wrote:Fraudo,
What does your wife do for a living? Plenty of NFL cheerleaders are college graduates. Lawyers, teachers, business women, etc.

Usually the girls aren't supposed to carouse with the team though.
Yea right.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:Fraudo,
What does your wife do for a living? Plenty of NFL cheerleaders are college graduates. Lawyers, teachers, business women, etc.

Usually the girls aren't supposed to carouse with the team though.
Yea right.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah. Most are full time college students.

I'm sure they aren't as smart as Fraudo's wife though. :lol:
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trev wrote:
BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:Fraudo,
What does your wife do for a living? Plenty of NFL cheerleaders are college graduates. Lawyers, teachers, business women, etc.

Usually the girls aren't supposed to carouse with the team though.
Yea right.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah. Most are full time college students.

I'm sure they aren't as smart as Fraudo's wife though. :lol:
OK, so which is it? Are they students or lawyers?

These girls make minimal money cheering. They're there because they are looking for some gold.
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I've not the time to argue this. I'll concede early, B. Their reasons for being a cheerleader are probably all not the same anyway. They are there to look hot, so what they do in their personal life shouldn't be our concern.
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trev wrote:I've not the time to argue this. I'll concede early, B. Their reasons for being a cheerleader are probably all not the same anyway. They are there to look hot, so what they do in their personal life shouldn't be our concern.
I could give a damn about what they do. But don't try to sell me the bullshit that they are lawyers, doctors and Nobel Prize winners who just feel the need to slut it up for 16 Sundays.
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BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:I've not the time to argue this. I'll concede early, B. Their reasons for being a cheerleader are probably all not the same anyway. They are there to look hot, so what they do in their personal life shouldn't be our concern.
I could give a damn about what they do. But don't try to sell me the bullshit that they are lawyers, doctors and Nobel Prize winners who just feel the need to slut it up for 16 Sundays.
It's still a family event. :D

And yes, most of them are in college. I know that pains you....
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trev wrote:
BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:I've not the time to argue this. I'll concede early, B. Their reasons for being a cheerleader are probably all not the same anyway. They are there to look hot, so what they do in their personal life shouldn't be our concern.
I could give a damn about what they do. But don't try to sell me the bullshit that they are lawyers, doctors and Nobel Prize winners who just feel the need to slut it up for 16 Sundays.
It's still a family event. :D

And yes, most of them are in college. I know that pains you....
Community College? OK, I'll buy that.
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trev wrote:Fraudo,
What does your wife do for a living? Plenty of NFL cheerleaders are college graduates. Lawyers, teachers, business women, etc.

Usually the girls aren't supposed to carouse with the team though.
Without giving it away. Banks >> Feds >>> Money >>> Six figures! :wink:
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trev wrote:
BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:Fraudo,
What does your wife do for a living? Plenty of NFL cheerleaders are college graduates. Lawyers, teachers, business women, etc.

Usually the girls aren't supposed to carouse with the team though.
Yea right.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah. Most are full time college students.

I'm sure they aren't as smart as Fraudo's wife though. :lol:
3.98 GPA, I'd have to say she's pretty smart. Especially for marrying me! 8)
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frodo_biguns wrote:
trev wrote:Fraudo,
What does your wife do for a living? Plenty of NFL cheerleaders are college graduates. Lawyers, teachers, business women, etc.

Usually the girls aren't supposed to carouse with the team though.
Without giving it away. Banks >> Feds >>> Money >>> Six figures! :wink:
You married Alan Greenspan?
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Fraudo-

What trev is saying is basically correct- here's a small sampling of Philly chearleaders-

College's attended: NC State (2), Conneticut, Rutgers (2), Maryland, Lasalle, U of D (2), Temple, West Chester University. Only 2 community college chicks on the squad

Current jobs Held- Teacher (5), Industrial Engineer, Biologist, Acouuntant, Account Executive (2), Personal trainers (3). About 11 of them are students- currently attending various schools listed above plus some in the UNiversity of the Arts- a top tier art school in the country...

So while they may not be lawyers, doctors, etc- they are not the neccesarily the vapid morons you think they are. Some women used to dance in high school and just enjoy doing that- and its a good way to pick a little extra money up on the side.

My father is selling a house to a former Eagles Chearleader who is a physchatrist and was on the squad just for the reasons listed above...
Yeah fuckers.... I'm back
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BBMarley wrote:My father is selling a house to a former Eagles Chearleader who is a physchatrist and was on the squad just for the reasons listed above...
Are you saying that smart girls can't be bimbos?
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Post by Cicero »

I thought it was looked down upon for the players not date the Cheerleaders. I know here in Tampa, it is forbidden. Sucks for the players cause we have some fire cheerleaders.
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