Favorite player on your team nobody has heard of

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:58 pm

Hollis Thomas. He has had some injury problems but when he is healthy he is a boulder in the middle and runs pretty well for a fat guy. This pic-

was him making a game saving tackle on Vick in last years NFC championship game when Vick tried a draw inside the 5.

Needless to say Vick didn't get in.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:49 pm

UCant's 2,357th Troll wrote:
BSmack wrote:But there isn't a football fan in America who hasn't heard of him. Which was my fucking point you ignorant retard.
That wasn't your point... having heard of some dude in your warped mind equates to:

UCant's 2,357th Troll wrote:but there's no way anyone outside of Pittsburgh would mention him in the same breath as established elite players.
And in case you missed it:
UCant's 2,357th Troll wrote:Go fuck yourself... really.

Holy fuck-too bad I didnt catch Ucant PWNING Bri in real time.......RACK Wednesday, October 19th being the official day Ucant got the title of ownership to bsmack.

Sirfindafold-Make your time, cunt-im officially kicking down the door to the R-chives at your expense you gameless fucking mangina.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:00 pm

Patsy Stone wrote:
bbqjones wrote:patsy, after last week, dude will not be unknown for long. i predict a pro bowl in the next three years.

ps, what are you wet, wearing?
I will be wet if this hurricane hits us next week. WOOOOO!!!!!!!

*sigh*

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:15 pm

Raydah James wrote:Holy fuck-too bad I didnt catch Ucant PWNING Bri in real time.......RACK Wednesday, October 19th being the official day Ucant got the title of ownership to bsmack.

WTF are you talking about bitch? Some guy impales himself on his own needledick trying to say nobody has ever heard of Ben Roethlisberger and you think he got over? How about you go fight off the wind chime hawkers and I'll deal with slapping down the gameless slappies from the smack wasteland that is Connecticut.

Rushville · Post by **Rushville** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:43 pm

Center: Jeff Saturday

Every time Peyton Manning changes a play or waits until he gets to the line to call a play, Saturday then has to call the protection scheme out to his O-line. And being the captain of that line has lead to Edgerrin James winning the rushing title twice, and running for 1500 yards last year as well as allowing the fewest sacks of any team in the league last year and only 2 sacks so far this year.

He's good.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:54 am

It's a tie. I like Chad Brown and Monty Biesel.

Sincerely,

RBs facing the Patriots this year.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:27 am

"Brilliant" topic B!

What Paul said:

DE Jared Allen

Dude had 9 1/2 sacks as a rookie last year. Earned his 1st AFC Defensive Player Of The Week honor for last Sunday's game against the Redskins, chalking-up three sacks for 25 lost yards, forced and recovered two fumbles, and registered six total tackles. This big ol' cornfed white boy's motor NEVER stops.

Three more local boys that fit this topic:

Established himself as a virtual “touchdown machine,” leading Kansas City with eight TDs on just 20 catches in 2002 …

Despite a serious bout of skillet hands in 2003 and a potentially career-ending knee injury in 2004, Bo is back with a vengence. Caught a critical 2-pointer versus the 'Skins last week and is an invaluable performer on special teams.

The Mas-tanian Devil started all 16 games at ROLB in 2002, racking up a remarkable 162 stops to shatter LB Gary Spani’s franchise single-season record of 159 tackles which had stood since ‘79

In six seasons with the Chiefs, has played in 65 games with 31 starts … Owns 311 tackles (229 solo), 4.0 sacks (-7.0 yards), three INTs (28 yards), three fumble recoveries, three forced fumbles, 17 passes defensed and 10 QB pressures. Currently looking to complete an extensive come back from a potential career-ending knee injury. Everybody loves Mas!

You gotta love a small-college kid called "Boomer!"

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:37 am

Does every Chef player look like an inbred redneck....?

Part of the job description, I s'pose.

Scary.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:03 pm

poptart wrote:Does every Chef player look like an inbred redneck....?

Part of the job description, I s'pose.

Scary.

Scary, eh? As opposed to this pillar in the community?

Cue Dueling Banjos...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:14 pm

Truman wrote:
poptart wrote:Does every Chef player look like an inbred redneck....?

Part of the job description, I s'pose.

Scary.
Scary, eh? As opposed to this pillar in the community?

Cue Dueling Banjos...

You sure you don't mean Dueling Polkas?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:36 pm

BSmack wrote:
Truman wrote:
poptart wrote:Does every Chef player look like an inbred redneck....?

Part of the job description, I s'pose.

Scary.
Scary, eh? As opposed to this pillar in the community?

Cue Dueling Banjos...
You sure you don't mean Dueling Polkas?

Well, he DID play at Florida State....

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:48 pm

Chad O'Shea, special teams 'assistant', & Gooter, defensive specialist

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:06 am

How the fuck did I miss page 3 of this gem?

RAAAAAAAAACK Tart

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:36 am

mvscal wrote:Steve Foley

He was a pretty non-descript journeyman type player before he came to San Diego and gave the 'D' some much needed intensity and attitude.

mvscal..
easily one of the biggest losses the bengals have had. unfortunatly at the time we had Spikes Simmons and (someone else cant remember his name).. Foley can flat out play.. Im happy he found a starting spot..

as for the bengals..

Keiwan Ratliff.. getting better every year. only in his 2nd year. Looking for him to really start stepping up in the comming years..

Medieu Williams.. another young DB for the bengals. RACK YOUTH!

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:55 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:PACKERS

William Frickin Henderson

FB

Has played on 2 Packers Superbowl Teams blocking for:

Edgar Bennet
Dorsey Levens
Ahman Green

The Dude is a STUD!

Best years are behind him, but he's still a helluva ballplayer. Big fan.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:24 pm

Danny Clark

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:41 pm

UCant's 2,357th Troll wrote:
Butch-Smacked wrote:We've all heard about the LTs, Big Bens and Priest Holmes.
Nigga please... he's not even close to being in their class... be it skill wise or recognition-wise.

You're a total fucking idiot, Butch. Did all those perms give you brain damage... or were you born stupid?

P.S. to G.O.... James Thrash is that guy who had alligator arms in Philly, right? Everyone knows that.

Has LT or Priest had someone scoring women by impersonating them? Now thats the mark of a celebrity dude.

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:36 pm

poptart wrote:
Chad O'Shea, special teams 'assistant'

"He was always a nice, quiet neighbor. He kept his lawn nice and neat and my kids even went trick-or-treating at his house. Who knew the guy had a freezer full of human heads?"

T1B

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