My old man went to Illinois and tried to get me to go there. I chose USC.
He calls me today and seyz "Have you seen the score of my game in the second quarter?"
"Yeah, 35-3"
"Well, now it's 56-3. Paterno should put in the water boy right about now. Aren't you glad you went to USC?"
"Yeah, and you tried to make me go to Illinois. I would have held that against you for the rest of my life"
"I know. We're terrible".
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