A wedding cake

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:56 am

It's official...And I'm gone to Hawaii for the next week.

Go Ducks!

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:49 am

Jay.....you just posted the one thing that decreases a woman's sex drive by 95%. Good luck bro, you're gonna need it.
Do you know why women smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they'll never have to give the man standing at the front another blow job again.

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:59 am

You thought the freshman 15 was bad in college, you ain't seen nothing yet.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:09 am

Laxplayer wrote:Jay.....you just posted the one thing that decreases a woman's sex drive by 95%. Good luck bro, you're gonna need it.
Do you know why women smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they'll never have to give the man standing at the front another blow job again.

you speak the truth dawg..

Jduck take up a hobbie like banging shit in your garage.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:31 pm

JD,

Congrats. HERE'S a weding cake though.

Actually, here was my groom's cake with A&M's seal on it. I like the ones above though.

Oh, and P.S., not that I'm keeping a spreadsheet, but you might want to remove your last name from that picture.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:43 pm

Damn, if I had a wedding cake that looked like that, I don't think I'd have made it through my reception alive.

My wife doesn't get sports, never will. Fortunately, I got married in June, when nobody is paying much attention to college football.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:46 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:here was my groom's cake

Your groom?

Tears Jerry, tears.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:39 pm

You call that a wedding cake Frisco. Where the hell are the dead dogs buried outside? sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh. :roll:

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:50 pm

Shit...leave it to Meds to pick apart my post...

Seriously, are groom's cakes only a Southern thing? When I told my wife I wanted an A&M groom's cake, she had NO idea what the hell a groom's cake was. I've been to 10 weddings here in Indiana in the last year. Not one groom's cake.

My wife surprised me. I had no idea I was getting my cake. Walked into the reception and there it was in front of the wedding party table, my A&M groom's cake. My wife is the best...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:44 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Seriously, are groom's cakes only a Southern thing?

I have to say, that is the first time I've ever heard of a groom's cake. Never even considered the option for my wedding.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:06 pm

BSmack wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Seriously, are groom's cakes only a Southern thing?
I have to say, that is the first time I've ever heard of a groom's cake. Never even considered the option for my wedding.

Same here.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:08 pm

Ok, so it's not just this little German town.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:18 pm

Never heard of a groom's cake. Figured it was just a fellatio-typo. :wink:

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:26 pm

No typo. I had my own cake. Then we had the main cake. Anyhow, yes, it's a Southern thing. Never knew that...

Having its roots in Southern tradition, the groom’s cake has been around for quite some time and is making a fashionable comeback on the wedding scene.

Traditionally, a groom’s cake was sliced and boxed for the unmarried girls attending the wedding to take home and place under their pillows in hopes that the man they dreamed of would be their future husband. Groom’s Cake has come along way since then. Today the cake is meant to be a reflection of the groom’s interests, whether it be one of his hobbies, favorite sport, alma mater,profession, etc..

It’s a personal choice when to serve the cake - either at the rehearsal dinner, as an alternate dessert with the wedding cake, or as a late night dessert for the wedding party. Just because primarily groom cakes tend to be a fruit cake or a chocolate cake shouldn’t dictate what the bride and groom should have. Obviously being named “Groom’s Cake” it should be a flavor and theme that the groom enjoys.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:29 pm

Oh yeah. meds, you see m2 on Main Street trying to rip off your smack?

He's my first ankle biter. I've kept a low profile over the years so didn't have to deal with these much. I guess I'll see what it's like now.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:10 pm

m2ool is a stone-cold lead pipe LOCK for 2005 Board Bitch Queen. I know I wavered in wanting to switch my vote to Trixy, but m2ool has earned it.

Like any good board bitch should, m2tard got RUN from this board and doesn't even post here anymore. By admitting defeat in this manner, he locked up the title.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:18 pm

Definately a southern thing. Same is true for corn bread dressing at thanksgiving :cry:

war sage stuffing

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:45 pm

wtf is sage stuffing?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:48 pm

wtf is wrong with cornbread stuffing?

war food coma

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:49 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:wtf is sage stuffing?

sorry my northern upbringing crosses the southern enculturation line some times.

Stuffing= dressing, ie, the shit you put inside turkey butts at thanksgiving. Hence the term "stuffing'

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:17 pm

yeah, i know what stuffing/dressing is. Never heard of "sage stuffing" before. What's in it. I could look it up but that'd be too easy.

I love my mom's cornbread dressing loaded up with chicken gizzards. Mmm..mmm...gooood.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:28 pm

daymn...another board bitch rolled in flour and plungered with the turkey baster...

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:38 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:yeah, i know what stuffing/dressing is. Never heard of "sage stuffing" before. What's in it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here... sage maybe?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:40 pm

BBMarley wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:yeah, i know what stuffing/dressing is. Never heard of "sage stuffing" before. What's in it.
I'm going to go out on a limb here... sage maybe?

Sweet! So you just take sage and stuff a turkey with it? Sounds great to me!!! :roll:

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:46 pm

Oh, and sorry JD.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:38 pm

Speaking of stuffing, last year I told my wife to double the amount of stuffing she made for Thanksgiving dinner. And this year, I'm seriously thinking of telling her to double last year's.

In fairness, it's the only time of the year I ever really eat stuffing.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:41 pm

Sage dressing is made with regular good ole white bread, chicken stock, of course chopped celery and onions and flavored with sage. Of course one can add a multitude of additional items according to thier own preference. Some even go as far as to add oysters which in my opinion is taking it over the top.
I think the best dressing has to be your own mothers that you grew up on. You get married and your wife goes through that right of passage of making dressing it just does'nt measure up. Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.

just saying

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:43 pm

Nolesy wrote:Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.

just saying

I know what you're sayin but I'm a bit confused about the comparisons going on here :?

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:50 pm

think the best dressing has to be your own mothers that you grew up on. You get married and your wife goes through that right of passage of making dressing it just does'nt measure up. Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.

You know, it's funny because the first Thanksgiving I had with my wife when we were dating her mom brought out this stuff that I had no idea what the hell it was. I asked and it was stuffing. I ate it and almost puked. 14 years later I actually like it, but you're right, nothing compares to mom's. Now as far as giving head....come on don't make us married guys jealous......

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:52 pm

peter dragon wrote:Jduck take up a hobbie like banging shit in your garage.

Werd. Like other dudes' wives.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:58 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Nolesy wrote:Your bride might give the best head in all of history but she will never top moms dressing.

just saying

I know what you're sayin but I'm a bit confused about the comparisons going on here :?

Great head=ecstasty
moms dressing=ecstasy.............................well,er, kinda