I looked at my wife and said, Its michigan week..
my 5 year old yelled "BOOOO MICHIGAN!"
I was a proud papa.
GO BUCKEYES!
An old man inherited a little over $1 billion dollars. He had three sons. He told his sons that since he now had all this money, he would like to know what each of them would like to have.
He stressed that MONEY was no object. His first son said that he had always wanted a Jaguar. His father went out, and since money was no object, bought him 7 Jaguars in different colors, so that he would have a different one to drive every day of the week.
His second son said that he always wanted a motorcycle. So his father went out, and again since money was no object, bought him 30 new motorcycles: 10 dirt bikes, 10 Hogs, and 10 touring bikes, so he would have a different bike to ride every day of the month.
His third and youngest son was only 8 years old, and the little guy said that he simply had wanted just a Mickey Mouse outfit. So, money being no object, his father went out and bought his son the University of Michigan.
Three college football fans were en route to a game when they noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead-drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Ohio State fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Purdue fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Michigan fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Ohio State cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Purdue cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Michigan cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Michigan fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you a pervert or something?"
"No” said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Michigan cap, I find an asshole."
Buckeye Battle Cry!
Drive, Drive on down the field
Men of the scarlet and gray
Don't let them through that line
We've got to win this game today
O-HI-O!!
Smash through to victory
We cheer you as we go!
Our honor defend,
we will fight to the end,
for Ohio...GO TEAM!!!
