OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:33 pm

Jesus titty fucking Christ do you play the Raiders and Broncos every weekend?

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:33 pm

Over/under on number of illegal blocks thrown by Denver offensive linemen?

Whatever it is, take the over.

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:43 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:Over/under on number of illegal blocks thrown by Denver offensive linemen?

Whatever it is, take the over.

Isn't it a little early to start with the excuses?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:48 pm

Red wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:Over/under on number of illegal blocks thrown by Denver offensive linemen?

Whatever it is, take the over.
Isn't it a little early to start with the excuses?

it's never too early...remember, we're talking Chefs fan.....

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:59 pm

Not making excuses... just throwing out a couple of side bets to make the betting line more interesting.

Should we also set the over/under on tearful Donkfan postgame meltdowns and on calls for Shanahan to be fired? Could make for an interesting tard trifecta.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:05 pm

JHawkBCD wrote: tearful

IN.

-Dick ForMeal

Shannachompers will have that team ready to pack KC's stool-again.

Hee Haws-38

Griefs-24

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:12 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:Should we also set the over/under on tearful Donkfan postgame meltdowns and on calls for Shanahan to be fired? Could make for an interesting tard trifecta.

We should be calculating the over/under on the number of Chefs fans showing up screaming they got jobbed by the refs when the Broncos finally put that pathetic team out of their misery.....

I'm guessing that number will closely approximate the number of tears Vermiel sheds as he watches another "season of promise" go down in flames......

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:27 pm

Felix wrote:We should be calculating the over/under on the number of Chefs fans showing up screaming they got jobbed by the refs when the Broncos finally put that pathetic team out of their misery.....

That's Faiderfan you're thinking of there, sport.

I'm guessing that number will closely approximate the number of tears Vermiel sheds as he watches another "season of promise" go down in flames......

Now you're getting the idea. Keep 'em coming... we'll have so many plays working on this game, KC Scott will need a second mortgage just to get in on all of the action.

How about - number of cheese wheels on the gameday training table for Ratahan's personal consumption? Probably four.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:29 pm

Dick ForMeal

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:45 pm

JHawk, Raydah James is right…When it comes to tears the best odds are on your coach. I don’t think too many Bronco Fans will be to upset it they lose, before the Dallas game I was hoping that Denver could come home with 1 win out of the next 2 games. 2 wins would just be icing on the cake! (No Paul not your cake) Asking them to come home from KC with another win might be asking for to much. The Chiefs for sure have a shot at winning this game. Denver always has a hard time in KC. Shanahan is only 2-8 in Arrowhead. Either way the Broncos are the better team and thats good enough for me to pick em.

Won’t be the ass kicking that they laid on em earlier this year but they’ll win it in a close one.
Denver 24
KC 20

joe6pac · Post by **joe6pac** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:55 pm

Plummer will wake up this week as he has been showing signs of it lately ie. defensive backs droping sure picks. If KC contains that stupid bootleg will be the key.

Larry Johnson should get about a buck forty and Fast Eddie will "break something off in their ass".

KC 31
Glue 17

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:08 pm

godzilla2002 wrote:JHawk, Raydah James is right…When it comes to tears the best odds are on your coach.

Actually, Pinks was the one who shot that one over the bow first... and I admitted that he was pretty much right-on.

It's a good thing that you Denver folk have good football going for you, cuz reading comprehension isn't one of your stronger suits.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:55 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:Actually, Pinks was the one who shot that one over the bow first

Run if you have to JHawk but keep up! Guess this went right over your head…

Raydah James wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote: tearful
IN.

-Dick ForMeal

KYOAM?

BTW nice avatar what says chicken shit better than a punk flipping the bird from a moving vehicle?

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:46 pm

godzilla2002 wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:Actually, Pinks was the one who shot that one over the bow first
Run if you have to JHawk but keep up! Guess this went right over your head…
Raydah James wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote: tearful
IN.

-Dick ForMeal
KYOAM?

You were talking about odds. Jamika didn't lay odds, though he may have bedded Otto a time or two. Pinks suggested laying odds on the tears...

... ah, who gives a fuck? You're still a douche.

BTW nice avatar what says chicken shit better than a punk flipping the bird from a moving vehicle?

Sincerely,

Some other guy running his mouth with the use of a phpbb and a PC

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:03 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Raydah James wrote: -Dick ForMeal
"ForMeal"? WTF is THAT...?

He picked it up off his secret hero mv-slo-cal....thought he'd run with it. Hey, some guy who calls himself PUSfan seemed to get a jolly out of it, so at least Lamesy had that going for him.

As long as Dicky Weeps keeps winning, he can break down in sobs and roll on the Arrowhead carpet for all I care. I"ll hand him all the tissues he needs.

Speaking of the Arrowhead carpet, wth was up with that lousy field condition yesterday? I've never seen the grass so torn up, even after a farging soccah match had been played the night before. Did Scott get loose in there with his F-150 and do a bit of plowing, taking out his frustration with Jackson county, or what?

Anyways, on to the game. This will be the toughest game left on the schedule. I feel like if KC can win this one, they just might run the table.

And I believe they can and will win it (surprise surprise). The Chiefs D has been playing better and better each week. It looks like Goonther has finally got everyone singing from the same hymn book. As stated earlier, if they can just stop that accursed bootleg, I like their chances of holding the hated Mules in check.

On offense everything is clicking just like in the past three years...well, except for having to settle for field goals in the red zone rather than TD's. But at least we can count on our kicker to NOT miss a chip shot to win the game like some others have recently....cough, cough... s'up Cowgirls? And this game will probably come down to just that.

Chiefs 23
Mules 20

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:10 am

War Wagon wrote:
As long as Dicky Weeps keeps winning, he can break down in sobs and roll on the Arrowhead carpet for all I care.

Cheffan hits new fucking lows yet again by compromising thier collective manhoods in exchange for a win.....

Shocking.

No, Really.

I"ll hand him all the tissues he needs.

I'm sure he'd tell you to keep them plugged in your twat instead. Bitch.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:27 am

Memo to Grief Fan: There are only a few NFL stadia that aren't cold & miserable in December, and unless you're playing San Diego, H-Town or the Florida teams, Arrowhead is overrated in terms of home-field advantage- although from the looks of the playing surface there, the Broncos might do themselves a favor by abandoning their nicely groomed practice facility this week & practicing in a fucking cow-pasture for this week's game.

Grief fan cracks me up.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:40 am

Cuda wrote:....although from the looks of the playing surface there, the Broncos might do themselves a favor by abandoning their nicely groomed practice facility this week & practicing in a fucking cow-pasture for this week's game.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:42 am

Maybe you can take a 30 second time-out from your meltdown, Paula, and explain why any part of my post was NOT football related.

Or you can just continue to melt

whatever, pathetic twat

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:44 am

Not enough Xs and Os, Cuda.

Paul's a DEEP thinka.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:47 am

Cuda wrote: the Broncos might do themselves a favor by abandoning their nicely groomed practice facility this week & practicing in a fucking cow-pasture for this week's game.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:55 am

Cuda wrote:Memo to Grief Fan: There are only a few NFL stadia that aren't cold & miserable in December, and unless you're playing San Diego, H-Town or the Florida teams, Arrowhead is overrated in terms of home-field advantage-

Wha? :?

Way to take two completely unrelated tidbits and try to blend them together into a semi-coherent arguement about...something.

Didn't work.

But let's address each one of your weak-assed unrelated points, shall we?

Last I checked, there are more than a few places where NFL games are played in December that aren't cold and miserable. To add to that list:

Indy
St. Loser
Minny
N.O. (formerly)
Arizona
Atlanta
etc, you could also count Tennesee, among others.

Next, most players and coaches name Arrowhead as one of the toughest places to play as a roadie due to the noise factor. Us rednecks like to raise hell. And before you go spouting off about home field advantage or lack thereof, go look up some facts about the Chiefs record in December at home the past 15 years before you make yourself look like an even bigger idiot.

Hint: It doesn't suck.

although from the looks of the playing surface there, the Broncos might do themselves a favor by abandoning their nicely groomed practice facility this week & practicing in a fucking cow-pasture for this week's game.

That's right, we're gonna' put the holes and ruts where only the Donks can step in 'em. Maybe a few cowpies too.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:26 pm

War Wagon wrote: Last I checked, there are more than a few places where NFL games are played in December that aren't cold and miserable. To add to that list:

Indy
St. Loser
Minny
N.O. (formerly)
Arizona
Atlanta
etc, you could also count Tennesee, among others.

You really don't want to try putting Tennesee in the warm weather category, and Indy, St.Louis & Minnesota only play their games indoors- they only practice indoors when there's too much snow on the ground.

Also noteworthy is that you can't list places such as Pittsburgh, NY, Cleveland, Cincy, B-lo, and, ahem, Denver.

Next, most players and coaches name Arrowhead as one of the toughest places to play as a roadie due to the noise factor. Us rednecks like to raise hell. And before you go spouting off about home field advantage or lack thereof, go look up some facts about the Chiefs record in December at home the past 15 years before you make yourself look like an even bigger idiot.

I'm aware of all that, and all it really means is that the law of averages starts to turn against the Chefs at a certain point.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:18 pm

Cuda wrote: I'm aware of all that, and all it really means is that the law of averages starts to turn against the Chefs at a certain point.

Didn't you mention something similiar about the Raider vs. Chiefs game a few weeks ago? Fuck the law of averages a fuck you.

Do you even have a team you root for?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:05 pm

Nixhex wrote:
Cuda wrote: I'm aware of all that, and all it really means is that the law of averages starts to turn against the Chefs at a certain point.
Didn't you mention something similiar about the Raider vs. Chiefs game a few weeks ago?

Yeah, and the fact that the LOA didn't catch up with the Chefs that game doesn't discredit the LOA, it makes it more likely to catch up with the Chefs & bite them in the ass at an even more inopportune moment.

Fuck the law of averages a fuck you.

BWAH! Nice melt, cunt

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:49 pm

Cuda wrote:
Nixhex wrote:
Cuda wrote: I'm aware of all that, and all it really means is that the law of averages starts to turn against the Chefs at a certain point.
Didn't you mention something similiar about the Raider vs. Chiefs game a few weeks ago?
Yeah, and the fact that the LOA didn't catch up with the Chefs that game doesn't discredit the LOA, it makes it more likely to catch up with the Chefs & bite them in the ass at an even more inopportune moment.

Fuck the law of averages a fuck you.

BWAH! Nice melt, cunt

Still not going to mention the team you root for? That makes you the biggest cunt in this entire forum. Sack up and back a team pussy. All I've seen you do is come in here talk smack on the Chiefs. A teamless poster in the NFL forum is nothing more than a troll.

Speaking of the law of averages. How the fuck are you still alive? Anyone whose snatch bleeds as much as yours should have died a long time ago. You just keep beating the odds. Amazing.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:21 pm

Nixhex wrote:Still not going to mention the team you root for? That makes you the biggest cunt in this entire forum. Sack up and back a team pussy. All I've seen you do is come in here talk smack on the Chiefs. A teamless poster in the NFL forum is nothing more than a troll.

Cudes has long been known to be a card carrying Donk fan. Paul out front should have told you.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:31 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
Nixhex wrote:Still not going to mention the team you root for? That makes you the biggest cunt in this entire forum. Sack up and back a team pussy. All I've seen you do is come in here talk smack on the Chiefs. A teamless poster in the NFL forum is nothing more than a troll.
Cudes has long been known to be a card carrying Donk fan. Paul out front should have told you.

Now it all makes sense.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:23 pm

Never mention the words NFL & Fan in the same sentence when referring to me.

Fan connotes some level of emotional investment on my part- something that is almost totally lacking, btw. I only give a shit about the Broncos to the degree it causes Chef fan to melt.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:10 pm

Lemme help you out here, Nix:

sCud-a wrote:I only give a shit about the Broncos to the degree it causes Chef fan to melt.

Translation: I'm still pissed that the Loser in the Barrel gets more run than I do.

Sors, sCuds, but you can't have it both ways. Now, is it Trends or Law of Averages?

Now, LOA suggests that the Chiefs were due for a W at AskLesko. Unfortunately, Trends held true by proving that the Chiefs still can't win there. So let's take this argument East, shall we?

The Mules haven't won a December game in Arrowhead in 20 years.

Yeah, Elwayville has weather, but the HeeHaws have consistantly bitched about the how cold it is here in December. Oh, and that it's loud. Much louder than Piled High. Add all this to the fact that Arrowhead has proven to be a personal House of Horrors for Jake the Fake AND the fact that he has never won a game in Kansas City.... I like our chances.

Vegas loves LOA gamblers. Me... I'll stick with the Trend.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:26 pm

Cuda wrote: I'm aware of all that, and all it really means is that the law of averages starts to turn against the Chefs at a certain point.

The law of averages doesn't mean squat when referring to homefield advantage at Arrowhead in December.

Furthermore, I've never suggested that any advantage was gleaned from cold, miserable weather.

The advantage is gained from having a talented, well prepared team. That, and having 79,000 screaming, maniacal fans disrupting the other teams play calling doesn't hurt either.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:36 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^

What Wags said.

'Cept the Mules DO hate weather.

Pussies.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:46 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Cuda wrote: I'm aware of all that, and all it really means is that the law of averages starts to turn against the Chefs at a certain point.
The law of averages doesn't mean squat when referring to homefield advantage at Arrowhead in December.

Furthermore, I've never suggested that any advantage was gleaned from cold, miserable weather.

The advantage is gained from having a talented, well prepared team. That, and having 79,000 screaming, maniacal fans disrupting the other teams play calling doesn't hurt either.

This may come as a surprise to you, but, with very few exceptions, the 70k drunk, screaming fans is also pretty much the norm for NFL stadia .

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:14 am

sCud-a wrote:This may come as a surprise to you, but, with very few exceptions, the 70k drunk, screaming fans is also pretty much the norm for NFL stadia .

Have you ever been to Kansas City sCuds? Arrowhead is not "the norm."

This may come as a surprise to you, but...

We hate Denver. The ol' barn will be rockin'. And the Mules will lose.

Fuck.

'sayin.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:49 am

Truman wrote: We hate Denver.

Truer words will never be written.

While we may have a healthy dislike for the 'duhs, it's hard to truly hate on a team you've pwn'd for 15 years, with the exception of the Gannon era, and hell we liked Gannon round these parts.

As for the Blots, we just snicker at their recent success in mildly humorous disdain. Hell, it took OUR washed up coach to turn that moribund squad into something other than a perrenial laughing stock.

But when it comes to the fucking Mules...words can't describe the depth of loathing even the mere mention of that chop blocking scum inspires...

DEATH TO THE DESPISED MULES AND ALL THEIR BASTARD OFFSPRING. DESTRUCTION TO THE ACCURSED CITY THAT DARES HOST SUCH AN UTTER ABOMINATION UPON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. DAMNATION TO EVERY LAST FUCKING MULE FAN WHO EVER FUCKING BREATHED OR WILL BREATHE FROM THIS DAY FORWARD (especially those who call themselves 'dispassionate' observers ahem)....

...DISEASE, PESTILENCE, STRIFE...BROKEN BONES TRIPPING OVER THEIR DOG GOING DOWN THE STAIRS....

DEATH I SAY!!!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:05 am

Go figure, Chef fan's biggest hope in this game is that the weather turns cold..........

cudes had it right--you guys make me laugh

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:27 am

Felix wrote:Go figure, Chef fan's biggest hope in this game is that the weather turns cold.

Go figure, Pinks brings a butter knife to a gun fight.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:31 am

...enjoy seeing dispassionate Donker getting his asssssz handed to him by DOTRF.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:54 am

War Wagon wrote:

Go figure, Pinks brings a butter knife to a gun fight.

What, more blustering?????

You remember that time Wags unleashed that promised ass-kicking on that guy.....

neither do I

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:59 am

War Wagon wrote:The advantage is gained from having a talented, well prepared team. That, and having 79,000 screaming, maniacal fans disrupting the other teams play calling doesn't hurt either.

Too bad for you that the talented, well prepared team is the Broncos, who should have your 79,000 necks sitting on their hands by halftime.