OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:06 am

War Wagon wrote:No surprise that there ain't a mulefan anywhere who can provide even a mildly decent take or rebuttal to obliterate.

In fairness to donk fans, which I have never done before, Chief fan has not exactly stated anything that has not been read before on these boards during this rivalry. Although, I did get a chuckle from Scott at "Elways furniture and feed."

If you have not noticed already, Im still bent about the Philly choke, and still totally pissed about the Bills game. Sorry, cant turn the page on those games yet. Just me, but unless the Chiefs are playing the duh's, Im not gonna talk any shit before a game, until this team can go out and handle its business with a "Take no prisoner," type of approach, of which I have yet to see this year against decent, or the better teams.

I want ....... a Chiefs win.
I feel another Chiefs loss ..... Close, like that really fucking matters.

Instead of talking shit, I will waste this post on this game, focusing on the issues at hand.

1. Chiefs win, they can again be considered legit. Lose ..... foooogget abowdit.

2. donks win @ Arrowhead ....... they are still likely to lose at Indy, but I would at least give them 5 seconds of thought in winning that game, if it is ever played.

3. Chiefs and donks both have to play SD again, of which no one from either side, (aside from me) is even giving a second thought, yet they still have a huge voice in all of this.

Im going tart yet again on this game.

Chiefs - 1 :cry:

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:45 am

^^^ Sackless pussy

Chiefs win it in a romp - Plummer throws two picks and fumbles once.

38-7

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:28 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
T REX wrote:This is exactly what everyone talks about.....run the fucking table?????
Shouldn't that be what ALL fans want out of their teams?
Complete and utter homerism to the nth degree.
That's never been in question, so what's your point?
Fuck people, take a deep breath and look at your team. Your secondary is porous at best while giving up 4 yards a carry.
The Chiefs' secondary was LAST in the league in 2004, giving up almost 263 ypg. This year they are 25ypg better, yet NOBODY accused them of being legendary by any stretch.

As for our rush defense, we are ranked 5th in the NFL against the run, giving up an average of 3.9 a carry and 88 ypg. The Donkeys have the best ranked rush D in the NFL right now, giving up 3.8 a carry and 79 ypg. Where I come from, that's pretty much a WASH, so AGAIN what is your GODDAMN point?
Please. You ain't running the table unless its a buffet table.
Mmmmm, buffet.....

Ummm, ERRRRR, where were we???

That is pretty funny. I almost want you guys to win......naw....

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:51 pm

KC Scott wrote:More Chiefs gear on peaks 8, 9 & 10 in Breck than Doink fans

It just looked like Chief gear from a distance...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:34 am

Felix wrote: We should be calculating the over/under on the number of Chefs fans showing up screaming they got jobbed by the refs when the Broncos finally put that pathetic team out of their misery.

Who's the miserable bitch crying about the refs now?

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:37 am

Is it me or is officiating around the NFL getting more and more pathetic by the season?

I know Rayduh fan got screwed earlier this season and the Broncos got screwed today.

I thought the NFL only hired officials who were NOT fans of the two teams on the field. :roll:

And don't tell us to just give props where they are due and scoreboard and blah blah blah, Chieffan, you KNOW you would have done the SAME thing if the tables were turned.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:38 am

War Wagon wrote:
Felix wrote: We should be calculating the over/under on the number of Chefs fans showing up screaming they got jobbed by the refs when the Broncos finally put that pathetic team out of their misery.
Who's the miserable bitch crying about the refs now?

Quote where I'm crying about the refs dimbulb........

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:57 am

Felix wrote: Quote where I'm crying about the refs dimbulb........

I'd rather see you put on a pink dress and prance around like a queerbait....but since you asked, what part of saying that Lynch only got that flag because of his reputation wasn't crying?

Maybe your squad of overrated, overhyped LOSERS should try to figure out how to NOT get trampled by LJ instead of whining about a call?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:00 am

i think Ashlee Simpson wouldbe a beter fit in Denvers recieving core than Ashley Lelee. Hes like James Jett,he makes one amazing deep catch then drops everything else.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:03 am

War Wagon wrote:
I'd rather see you put on a pink dress and prance around like a queerbait....

Thanks for the sig moron......

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:10 am

The dress fits, apparently.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:12 am

d-townmike wrote:Is it me or is officiating around the NFL getting more and more pathetic by the season?

It's you.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:04 am

“Stupid horse.”

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Red wrote:Week after week we've heard that "This is the week Jake remembers he's Jake..." Keep squawking that and then sit there dumbfounded when he's in the running for league MVP.

Week 12 Results:

Palmer: 22 of 38, 227 yards; 3 TDs, 0 INTs.
Manning: 13 of 17, 187 yards; 3 TDs, 0 INTs.
Plummer: 18 of 29, 276 yards; 1 TD, 2 INTs

Looks like this was the week.

Yep, we're dumbfounded all right there, Red... Dumbfounded that you and the rest of you myopic-ass Mule fans would ever consider stringing together the words "Jake Plummer" and "MVP" in the same paragraph.

War the Ides of December.

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:59 am

truman wrote:Yep, we're dumbfounded all right there, Red... Dumbfounded that you and the rest of you myopic-ass Mule fans would ever consider stringing together the words "Jake Plummer" and "MVP" in the same paragraph.

I am practically the only Bronco fan who has never even considered such a thing. If I were to put VP in a sentence with Jake Plummer it would be "BVP finally replaces Jake Plummer".

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:57 pm

d-townmike wrote: If I were to put VP in a sentence with Jake Plummer it would be "BVP finally replaces Jake Plummer".

RACK THAT!

BVP can't do anything worth a shit except win.

So the Law of Averages didn't catch up with the Chefs this week... that'll only make the meltdown all the more spectacular when the Bengals lay an ass-raping on the Chefs to polish off their 4-game-losing-streak & end the Chefs 8 & 8 out-of-the-playoffs-again season for them.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:59 pm

And WTF with the Mr. Ed theme?

Elway's retired , Grief fan. Long time ago

Let it go already; get over it

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:30 pm

Oh, that's right; you're the one who thinks the Chefs will run the table.

Put down the crack pipe, Paula.

The Bengals beat Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh- and Pittsburgh in December makes KC look like Maimi in comparrison, so that's a Chef loss right there. Beating both Dallas & NYG on the road isn't even in the realm of possibility for the Chefs. The most likely outcome is losing to both of them and you can forget about beating the Chargers on the road too. Best case, the Chefs go 1-3 in their last 4 games.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:24 pm

Cuda wrote:The Bengals beat Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh- and Pittsburgh in December makes KC look like Maimi in comparrison, so that's a Chef loss right there.

Coods once again proves he knows even less about Football than M2:

With their victory Sunday, the Chiefs have won 17 consecutive home games in December since the 1997 season.

Month Home rec.
September 11-6
October 12-6
November 10-7
December 17-0

Beating both Dallas & NYG on the road isn't even in the realm of possibility for the Chefs.

Why's that dumbass?

Give us a "football" reason rather than a hormonal blurt

and you can forget about beating the Chargers on the road too

They play in KC Xmas eve. Once again proving your a dumbuck that needs to continue dwelling on main street rather than cluttering up this fourm where men are discussing somthing they understand.

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As for the game, the Chiefs run defense showed why they are # 4 in the league and the Pass defense continues to tae some steps towards respectability.

On offense, I really didn't expect LJ to plow through the Orange towels in the 4th Quarter the way he did.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:30 pm

Cuda wrote:And WTF with the Mr. Ed theme?

Elway's retired , Grief fan. Long time ago

Let it go already; get over it

RACK

That same Elway guy that won back to back super bowls and stomped the Chiefs asses on the way to one?

Christ, cheffan are the biggest bunch of collective dumbfucks this board has ever seen.

Nice sound clip, dipshits. Wheres the one that gives Elway 'bode for being in your heads?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:56 pm

KC Scott wrote:[ this fourm where men are discussing somthing they understand.

You've obviously confused this place with The Cornhole Forum

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:16 am

Cuda wrote: So the Law of Averages didn't catch up with the Chefs this week...

Just as your ass has never caught up with your mouth, and as everyone knows full well, it never will.

As for the law of averages, you'd think that just once you'd have a football take that didn't suck, but that hasn't happened yet either.

That law of averages thingy is a real bitch for you, ain't it Coods?

Go figure.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:10 pm

War Wagon wrote:
That law of averages thingy is a real bitch for you, ain't it Coods?

.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse, Whitey.

You learning the hard way = more laughs for me

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:18 pm

KC Scott wrote:

Month Home rec.
September 11-6
October 12-6
November 10-7
December 17-0
January 0-4

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:24 pm

^^^^^^

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:53 pm

Yet the Bucs have the same number of Super Bowl wins as the Chefs

Ponderous