PLEASE WELCOME YOUR 2005 BOARD BITCH CHAMPION

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:19 pm

Unsticky that other thread, and join me in congratulating our 2005 Board Bitch Champion......

m2ool

Let's be clear...JON=bitch and T-Bag did their best to pull votes away from m2ool, but the Board Bitch Juggernaut from Kal-country would have nothing of it. Displaying the most prolific bitch schemes ever employed, m2ool has set a new Gold Standard of Excellence for all future board bitches to follow.

To me, gentlemen, I think we've seen something special this year. In all of my years as a poster on messageboards, I've never seen a board bitch quite like m2ool. The kind that can do it all with persistence, all the while taking himself seriously.

m2ool is the Reggie Bush of board bitches.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:27 pm

Here here...

for he's a jolly good fellow...

the early line on 2006:

1) Jon
2) Babs
3) mTard

if we added basketball posts to this...BABS wins in a rout...

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:27 pm

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:28 pm

Congrats Tool....
Please Jimmy tell him what he's won.
Well first off he's won a pair of knee pads to decrease the abrasiveness of the carpet in Tedford's office.
Second he's won a lifelong subscription to the magazine:
How can my team make the BCS championship game with 4+ losses.
Along with that we'll give him a copy of the book:
How we beat USC last year without outscoring them. In that book Jimmy there's a chapter on how can we blame our ass raping in our bowl game on offensive injuries when our defense gave up 50+ points.
Congratulations M2
the truth.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:34 pm

JON made a late push and T Rex was retarded at times as well, but m2's myopia is well..........

the truth

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:15 pm

No offense, Cicero but aren't you that fag that roots for Duke in basketball and FSU in football? Talk about being a bitch....

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:18 pm

Do we have a slap fight waiting to happen?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:30 pm

Keeping the streak alive!

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:34 pm

TheJON wrote:No offense, Cicero but aren't you that fag that roots for Duke in basketball and FSU in football? Talk about being a bitch....

That is just a weak, old take. I admit I root for both teams but I root for FSU basktball as well, just isnt much to root for. At least I am not myopic when shit is going bad. I will acknowledge when things are going bad and I am not afraid to give other schools props. Just b/c your team has 52 future NFL HOFers on its roster doesnt give you the right to sound like a fucking retard. The fact that your team has the greatest players of all-time and still managed to finish 7-4 either says that you have the worst coaches in CFB or that your player's balls shrink up like prunes when a big game is on the line. You being a finalist for the Bitch List has everything to do w/ your inability to come up w/ a coherent take about anything besides Iowa football. Everyday for the past 6 weeks you have kicked your own ass. You have no one but to blame for your bitchdom but yourself. At times m2 makes you look like the gold medal winner at the Special Olympics.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:44 pm

Duke/FSU fan saying osmeone else sounds like a retard??? Oh god that's funny! Sounding like a retard = trying to explain why you root for FSU in football and Duke in hoops. Moron.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:02 pm

Great comeback. Does "TheJon" stand for "Where my takes belong when I am done w/ them?"

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:55 pm

Cicero wrote:Great comeback. Does "TheJon" stand for "Where my takes belong when I am done w/ them?"

ouch!!
that has to leave a stain

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:59 pm

quacker backer wrote:ouch!!
that has to leave a stain

What would you know?

-PSUFAN

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:15 pm

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:06 am

Laxplayer wrote:Congrats Tool....
Please Jimmy tell him what he's won.
Well first off he's won a pair of knee pads to decrease the abrasiveness of the carpet in Tedford's office.
Second he's won a lifelong subscription to the magazine:
How can my team make the BCS championship game with 4+ losses.
Along with that we'll give him a copy of the book:
How we beat USC last year without outscoring them. In that book Jimmy there's a chapter on how can we blame our ass raping in our bowl game on offensive injuries when our defense gave up 50+ points.
Congratulations M2
the truth.

This deserves a rack, all the way from San Jose' del Cabo...speaking of racks...I saw....

...today!

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:13 am

Cornhusker wrote:
Laxplayer wrote:Congrats Tool....
Please Jimmy tell him what he's won.
Well first off he's won a pair of knee pads to decrease the abrasiveness of the carpet in Tedford's office.
Second he's won a lifelong subscription to the magazine:
How can my team make the BCS championship game with 4+ losses.
Along with that we'll give him a copy of the book:
How we beat USC last year without outscoring them. In that book Jimmy there's a chapter on how can we blame our ass raping in our bowl game on offensive injuries when our defense gave up 50+ points.
Congratulations M2
the truth.
This deserves a rack, all the way from San Jose' del Cabo...speaking of racks...I saw.... ...today!

You saw two smiley faces wearing sunglasses? Sweet!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:53 am

Laxplayer wrote:Congrats Tool....
Please Jimmy tell him what he's won.
Well first off he's won a pair of knee pads to decrease the abrasiveness of the carpet in Tedford's office.
Second he's won a lifelong subscription to the magazine:
How can my team make the BCS championship game with 4+ losses.
Along with that we'll give him a copy of the book:
How we beat USC last year without outscoring them. In that book Jimmy there's a chapter on how can we blame our ass raping in our bowl game on offensive injuries when our defense gave up 50+ points.
Congratulations M2
the truth.

RACK

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:15 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote: all the while taking himself.

.

no doubt about that.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:21 pm

TheJON wrote:No offense, Cicero but aren't you that fag that roots for Duke in basketball and FSU in football? Talk about being a bitch....

[Preface] There's a first time for everything... [/Preface]

Rack JON.

the_ouskull

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:25 pm

the_ouskull wrote:
TheJON wrote:No offense, Cicero but aren't you that fag that roots for Duke in basketball and FSU in football? Talk about being a bitch....
[Preface] There's a first time for everything... [/Preface]

Rack JON.

the_ouskull

Seriously skull, go fuck yourself.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:35 pm

Oh crap, another famous Retard DukeFSU Fan vs the_ouskull war is about to begin......

Skull has been served, but will he serve back??

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:21 pm

No.

I tend to save my responses for good smack. "Go fuck yourself," is more like giving up than smacking someone. He knows better than to open this can. It's resulted in an "L" every time. It's better he just takes his big win (depending on which team he's rooting for and / or which sport I'm talking about) and stay away from me.

Besides, I like FSU too. I won $5 on them last weekend. I'm just not a bitch about it.

the_ouskull

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:36 pm

Skull does not serve back, therefore, it is not on.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:54 am

m2ool wrote:[stream]http://members.cox.net/trolling/crickets.wav[/stream]

Standard board bitch move.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:14 pm

Is it just me, or does anyone else have a hard time believing Al Bundy stories when they come from

?

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:18 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Is it just me, or does anyone else have a hard time believing Al Bundy stories when they come from

?

I find his stories to be very credible.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:57 pm

Jimmy,

I wouldve paired Trix vs m2 in a championship game.

Have you seen Trix melt lately over FSU and ND getting into the BCS?

It has been downright hilarious.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:07 pm

Is that pic really supposed to be m2??

With so much of it being wytched which portions of it are really him? For example, is that really his face, or did someone pull a Luther and slap a face on someone else's body and then add make up to it?

Does anybody have the original, unwytched pic?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:12 pm

Just remove the crown and the bitch sign and you got the original.

Sad, aint it?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:15 pm

The make up and the Cindy Crawford facial eggplant aren't wytched??

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:58 am

Mr T wrote:Jimmy,

I wouldve paired Trix vs m2 in a championship game.

That's an "and one"...

I say add two -

1. m2
2. Trix

3. Spinach genie - unbelievable game late in season

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:28 am

Seer is right, SG's melt from last season came roaring back late this fall to steal a few votes away from m2.

Vito deserves some recognition as well as a late bloomer. Good thing he's not going to the draft...he'll be all-preseason and shit.

T1B

PLEASE WELCOME YOUR 2005 BOARD BITCH CHAMPION

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