Chef fans... Come and get it.
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Chef fans... Come and get it.
You playoffs just went down the drain. Great game. I could have done without the chest pains a nail bitter like that produces, but enjoyable once all was said and done.
I'll let my boy DF drop a sig fore you fine folks.
Wear 'em with pride!
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
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Looks like DF already dropped one for you fellas.DF wrote:"Queef fan's myopia knows no boundaries. While we may talk a big game out of our industrial sized cockholsters, our team lays down like the two dollar whores they are. We will now shut up for the rest of the year and watch the Giants, Chargers and Bengals service our pink balloon knots."
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
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Let's not forget 'cockholsters' and 'two dollar whores'.KC Scott wrote: DF, Did you have a mental regression or is Queen Jane writing your material now?
Pink Baloon Knots?
Pulled out all the stops this time, DF did.
I hate sigs. But I lost a stupid fucking bet because a KC Paul lookalike and his sorry ass team were inferior to the greatness that is the Pittsburg Steelers.
The worse thing was that I found myself cheering for KC amongst a bunch of Cowboys fans, including one very annoying fat, Mexican bitch from Anaslime. She's bouncing all around, fist in the air, bringing it down like a WWF wrestler, "How bought them Cowboys!" as she jiggled around and I mean AROUND the bar. Please lady, there are children present and from all these video games around, they could easily mistake you and your cheering for a stuck pig that got a Hanzo Sword jammed up the rib cage.
Um how 'bout that kicker or lack thereof?
How 'bout the Cowboy fan that left only to come back because he heard this whale blowing her hole again, coming back asking, "Did he miss it? I couldn't watch it." You couldn't watch it?!?!
Pussy!
I got Moby Spic on my left and Colossal Cowcunt on my right and all we needed was a 41 yd FG to spare us all from this disgusting site.
I haven't seen a tank job that bad since Kasay decided to kick the ball out of bounds in The Superbowl.
Just in case you're wondering, I'm a bean eating brown boy too...Holmes.
Um how 'bout that kicker or lack thereof?
How 'bout the Cowboy fan that left only to come back because he heard this whale blowing her hole again, coming back asking, "Did he miss it? I couldn't watch it." You couldn't watch it?!?!
Pussy!
I got Moby Spic on my left and Colossal Cowcunt on my right and all we needed was a 41 yd FG to spare us all from this disgusting site.
I haven't seen a tank job that bad since Kasay decided to kick the ball out of bounds in The Superbowl.
Just in case you're wondering, I'm a bean eating brown boy too...Holmes.
Striving to be a victim of Polly's plagiarizing ways.
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