Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:58 pm

The better team won yesterday.

Sincerely,

Scoreboard

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:01 am

The bottom drops out this week at Nyg for Grief fan.

By the time Christmas comes the Chefs will be mailing it in just like they did in their last game in 2004....to the Charger's 2nd string.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:05 am

Joe in PB wrote:The bottom drops out this week at Nyg for Grief fan.

Rack that! The Giants should be really concerned about almost losing to a bunch of second & third stringers. Pains me to say it- but I think Dallas takes the NFC east THIS year.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:19 am

ChargerMike wrote:
trev wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Ummm, NOT REALLY you lush bitch....at least WE beat the Dolphins.

Keep grasping, husky.

Anyone else in here think the Chiefs are a better team than the Chargers? Didn't think so.

NO, however the emergence of LJ makes them a legitimate threat.

Oh, no doubt.

I think the Chargers learned a hard lesson yesterday, also.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:23 am

So you are resorting to the luck card now Paul? Fookin classic bitch move right there but I expect nothing less of you. You are the sore loser dumbass, and we are all laughing AT you Rupaul. Thanks for playing.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:41 am

DallasFanatic wrote: So are you joining the elites of RuPaul Walker Lindh, Jeff2K5, and CM as sig welching faggots?

Nope, just need to remember to click on the 'Attach signature' button before hitting submit. Hell, if I've worn the brutal sigs that JHawk has laid on me, you don't think your little pansy assed words of wit lacking ingenuity are going to phase me, do you?

And if you lost to a mediocre cowgirl team, imagine the ass plungering you're going to receive in the Meadowlands and at home to the Chargers.

You mean the same team that got taken to OT by a Philly team that has already quit and a Blot team that couldn't get past the 'phins at home is going to administer an 'ass plungering'?

Okay.

I'll be optimistic and say you beat the Bengals...

Hell, Cincy worries me the most. If they have something to play for that is. I'm hoping their playoff fate is sealed at that point and they rest their starters.

Bottom line DF. You can drop in here and run scoreboard smack all you want, but you know as well as I do that the better team DID NOT win yesterday. You should just be happy and relieved it's not me laying the sig on you today.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:14 am

What part of better team yesterday = scored more points than the inferior bunch of pussies = scoreboard, do you not understand Paul? Shut up and move on. You sound like dumbass now.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:03 am

Joe in PB wrote:The bottom drops out this week at Nyg for Grief fan.

Sorta like your JAFFL team?

:wink:

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:28 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Only one small problem with that take- the Chiefs DO NOT LOSE AT HOME IN DECEMBER.

YEAH!

Now THAT's what I want to see more of for the next 2 weeks.

Well, actually 4 weeks, because as soon as both the Chargers and the Bengals dispense with that myth, there'll only be another week's worth of mileage in it to get Chef fan melting good & hard

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:29 pm

Four weeks, my ass... we've already got Weepy Wagon melting in another thread like a stood-up prom date.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:31 pm

I, for one, and pulling like a mother for the Chefs. I think they can take out the Giants. Hell, play them like you played the Cowboys and that game is yours.

Come on, Chefs. We're counting on you!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:09 pm

Headhunter wrote: Come on, Chefs. We're counting on you!

If you're waiting on the Griefs, you may be waiting a long time........

Even KC Scott had the good sense to abandon them.......

Which reminds me--since Melt Wagon has now dismissed Scott as a KC fan, we need to find Scotty a new team......

any suggestions?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:30 pm

The Cardinals. That way he can get over his hopes and dreams for a super Bowl for his team by late August.

Not waiting on the Chiefs, But any help would be appreciated. I still think they're a better teams than the Giants.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:58 pm

Felix wrote:
Headhunter wrote: Come on, Chefs. We're counting on you!
Which reminds me--since Melt Wagon has now dismissed Scott as a KC fan, we need to find Scotty a new team......

any suggestions?

CLEVELANDScott has a good ring to it!

good beer/bbq etc is ALWAYS welcome on our bandwagon!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:06 pm

Qbert wrote:
Felix wrote:
Headhunter wrote: Come on, Chefs. We're counting on you!
Which reminds me--since Melt Wagon has now dismissed Scott as a KC fan, we need to find Scotty a new team......

any suggestions?
CLEVELANDScott has a good ring to it!

good beer/bbq etc is ALWAYS welcome on our bandwagon!

Heresy....

I like the sound of
BRONCO SCOTT...

he's gonna have to stay in the AFC West...unless we can talk trade.....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:26 pm

Felix wrote:
Qbert wrote:
Felix wrote: Which reminds me--since Melt Wagon has now dismissed Scott as a KC fan, we need to find Scotty a new team......

any suggestions?
CLEVELANDScott has a good ring to it!

good beer/bbq etc is ALWAYS welcome on our bandwagon!
Heresy....

I like the sound of
BRONCO SCOTT...

he's gonna have to stay in the AFC West...unless we can talk trade.....

i will offer up: 1 container of styrofoam peanuts, a snack~size bag of Ruffles, an Old Spice gift set and a dirty sock for the rights to __________Scott.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:38 pm

You guys are all off. With the loss to the Boys deeply implanted in Scotts melon, he will most definitely be joining the Cowboy contingents on this board. Back off, he is OURS.

:D

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:00 pm

Not so fast. By trying to absorb Scott's loyalty to your team, you also risk getting sued by Weepy Wagon for the emotional pain and suffering he claims Scott caused him. Rumor is that he's cashing in the 401K to bring in a crack law firm to represent his interests.

The downside is that his wife ran off with the Carrier air conditioner guy shortly after the rumor went public, and she took the kids with her.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:02 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:Not so fast. By trying to absorb Scott's loyalty to your team, you also risk getting sued by Weepy Wagon for the emotional pain and suffering he claims Scott caused him. Rumor is that he's cashing in the 401K to bring in a crack law firm to represent his interests.

We can easily avoid any litigation if we settle out of court for....lets say..... an air conditioner.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:24 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:Not so fast. By trying to absorb Scott's loyalty to your team, you also risk getting sued by Weepy Wagon for the emotional pain and suffering he claims Scott caused him. Rumor is that he's cashing in the 401K to bring in a crack law firm to represent his interests.
We can easily avoid any litigation if we settle out of court for....lets say..... an air conditioner.

Throw in some chain-link fencing, a dog, and a used Macintosh and I think we can cut a deal....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:31 pm

KING OF PAGE SIX wrote:

FTFY

Felix wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:Not so fast. By trying to absorb Scott's loyalty to your team, you also risk getting sued by Weepy Wagon for the emotional pain and suffering he claims Scott caused him. Rumor is that he's cashing in the 401K to bring in a crack law firm to represent his interests.
We can easily avoid any litigation if we settle out of court for....lets say..... an air conditioner.
Throw in some chain-link fencing, a dog, and a used Macintosh and I think we can cut a deal....

i believe it is a webtv...not a MAC.

i'll up my offer: a full size bag of Ruffles and a clean sock.

CLEVELANDScott has a niiiiice ring to it! :bode:

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:41 pm

Felix wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:Not so fast. By trying to absorb Scott's loyalty to your team, you also risk getting sued by Weepy Wagon for the emotional pain and suffering he claims Scott caused him. Rumor is that he's cashing in the 401K to bring in a crack law firm to represent his interests.
We can easily avoid any litigation if we settle out of court for....lets say..... an air conditioner.
Throw in some chain-link fencing, a dog, and a used Macintosh and I think we can cut a deal....

RACK you fuckin' 3. I needed to laugh this hard today.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:02 am

Qbert wrote:
i believe it is a webtv...not a MAC.

It was, but Wags wants to step up to newer technology.....

I'm using one of these as a paper weight, but it's light years ahead of what WebTVWags is using.....

i'll up my offer: a full size bag of Ruffles and a clean sock.

CLEVELANDScott has a niiiiice ring to it!

It's a fair trade Q, but we've got to get this lawsuit thingy settled before we can start talking trades.........

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:07 am

Felix wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:Not so fast. By trying to absorb Scott's loyalty to your team, you also risk getting sued by Weepy Wagon for the emotional pain and suffering he claims Scott caused him. Rumor is that he's cashing in the 401K to bring in a crack law firm to represent his interests.
We can easily avoid any litigation if we settle out of court for....lets say..... an air conditioner.
Throw in some chain-link fencing, a dog, and a used Macintosh and I think we can cut a deal....

I can't do the dog, but I will throw in a brand new KC Royals hat and a lifetime supply of altoids for that nasty tongue of your clients.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:11 am

What a bunch of moronic pussies.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:13 am

I'd like a gag order placed on this case. MeltWagon is making this process very trying. Sit down and let the big boys take care of things.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:59 am

War Wagon wrote:

RACK this fucking thread!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:02 am

DallasFanatic wrote:
I can't do the dog, but I will throw in a brand new KC Royals hat and a lifetime supply of altoids for that nasty tongue of your clients.

no problem on the dog, I'll stop by the pound and pick one up....

hey, we're making progress

Melts, if you keep talking you're gonna kill this deal......

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:06 am

Felix wrote:Melts, if you keep talking you're gonna kill this deal......

Mr. Greenjeanshaus, what have you done for your client other than get him to melt down?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:11 am

JHawkBCD wrote:
Felix wrote:Melts, if you keep talking you're gonna kill this deal......
Mr. Greenjeanshaus, what have you done for your client other than get him to melt down?

I tell ya I'm trying.....but my client is thwarting me at every turn....

how about if I just throw him on the mercy of the court...

or under a forklift.......

your witness counselor.....

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:16 am

I have no questions of this meltdown your honor. The evidence presented to this court is proof beyond a reasonable doubt, that MeltWagon is one of the saddest little pussies to ever grace a bulltein board.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:54 am

War Wagon wrote:Bottom line DF. You can drop in here and run scoreboard smack all you want, but you know as well as I do that the better team DID NOT win yesterday....

Its not Dallas fault your coach makes poor decisions and your defense sucks. Look in the rozy colored mirror bro....

Oh yeah, and Dallas played clutch on that last drive. Sorry your argument that KC is better just doesn't hold water.

Now please exhort those red clad warriors to victory next week against Peyton Jr. Then you can pretend your better than the Giants.... :wink:

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:00 am

Lets try this again......

JHawkBCD wrote:

Mr. Greenjeanshaus, what have you done for your client other than get him to melt down?

(Mustering my best monosylabic tone, with a throat clearing cough and smarmy look)

Next Question.......

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:13 am

Felix wrote:Lets try this again......

JHawkBCD wrote:

Mr. Greenjeanshaus, what have you done for your client other than get him to melt down?
(Mustering my best monosylabic tone, with a throat clearing cough and smarmy look)

Next Question.......

Much better.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:16 am

Mr. Greenjeanshaus....aren't you going to TRY to SAVE your Client....much like you did for that lil'Spud drowning in the p00l?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:20 am

Qbert wrote:Mr. Greenjeanshaus....aren't you going to TRY to SAVE your Client....much like you did for that lil'Spud drowning in the p00l?

no saving those that won't save themselves........

er........Next Question

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:51 pm

Chiefs vs. Cowboys

The above is video from the Cowboys final and go ahead scoring drive in last Sunday's game. This is the play that happened right before the 4th down holding call in the endzone on Derrick Johnson. Not sure how the refs missed the holding call on the Cowboy's right tackle. I understand holding can be called on every play. However, when it's as blatant and visible as this I just don't understand the non call.
___________________________________________________________

The refs really suck. Not just against the Chiefs but as a whole.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:07 pm

I guess that's payback for the one the did call on Al Johnson where he was guilty of falling down face first into a Chiefs defender and his hand landed on the top of his shoe. This happened as Barber was being tackled for a 1 yard gain after running off the right tackle. Not really close to the play.

Holding is one of those calls you seem to see on every play against your teams opponent. I saw lot's of non-calls against the Chiefs that were probably border line to begin with, but you tend to see with your heart in these instances

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:50 pm

Nixhex wrote:Chiefs vs. Cowboys

The above is video from the Cowboys final and go ahead scoring drive in last Sunday's game. This is the play that happened right before the 4th down holding call in the endzone on Derrick Johnson. Not sure how the refs missed the holding call on the Cowboy's right tackle. I understand holding can be called on every play. However, when it's as blatant and visible as this I just don't understand the non call.
___________________________________________________________

The refs really suck. Not just against the Chiefs but as a whole.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

Other than KC Scott and JHawk..KC fan compiles the biggest group of whiners and poor losers on this board. Get the fuck over it..u lost.

You guys are dwellin like Magellan over this game.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:56 pm

Mississippi Neck wrote:
Nixhex wrote:Chiefs vs. Cowboys

The above is video from the Cowboys final and go ahead scoring drive in last Sunday's game. This is the play that happened right before the 4th down holding call in the endzone on Derrick Johnson. Not sure how the refs missed the holding call on the Cowboy's right tackle. I understand holding can be called on every play. However, when it's as blatant and visible as this I just don't understand the non call.
___________________________________________________________

The refs really suck. Not just against the Chiefs but as a whole.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

Other than KC Scott and JHawk..KC fan compiles the biggest group of whiners and poor losers on this board. Get the fuck over it..u lost.

You guys are dwellin like Magellan over this game.

You got me all wrong bro. That post was more aimed at the overall performance around the league by the zebras. I understand the Chiefs had multiple opportunities to win that game and didn't capitalize. In the end the game was decided by the players not the refs. I just thought that was a really good example of piss poor officiating.