SunCoastSooner wrote:Sounds eerily similar to my marriage Indy.
Yep.
Sincerely,
Half the fuckers in here.
Actually, my gf isn't as bad as she used to be, thankfully. She doesn't get all caught up in the bullshit half as much as she seemed to a few years ago, and here's why ... :twisted:
Indy, try this, seriously ... it worked for me with the Jessica/Nick saga earlier this year.
Start telling your wife you're having strange dreams, with weird scenes and stuff in them ... when she presses you, feed her a bunch of bullshit about seeing natural disasters and people drowning and being sucked up by tornadoes, ect. Then, every once in a while, mix in a celebrity breakup, preferrably one that you
know she follows closely. But be all non challant and shit about it, after it's been solidly established that you've been having "premonition" dreams.
And the first time you throw in a celebrity breakup or other "big" celebrity news (like Tom Cruise being put in a mental hospital or Mariah Carey trying to OD on pills ... whatever the relevant "star" of the month or year is), just do it in a kind of passing way, not right after you wake up.
For example, your Jessica/Nick example is perfect. I employed this exact technique with my gf, about 6 months ago, I swear to God. One night, after she got home and we were talking about upcoming games and College Gameday, ect., the topic of my stating how much of a fucking clueless faggot Lachey was, and how I couldn't understand why the fuck he was on ESPN to being with ... well, you get the point.
So naturally, she starts trying to tell me how much "America
loves Nick and Jessica, Mike, just deal with it."
So I sheepishly respond, "OK, well, why does America love them?"
Her: "Because they are the perfect couple. They have their own show and they have a
Great marriage!"
Me: "They do? I thought they were breaking up or some shit."
Her: (all-knowing and stuff) "
NOoooo. They're not breaking up."
Me: "Oh, OK. Maybe I just had a bad dream with Nick and Jessica in it, for some strange reason. Sorry."
About 4 months later ... yep, they were breaking up, a fact that I reminded her, when she brought it up.
I am now a GOD of pop culture and premonition in her eyes. And let me tell you friend, when I say something is bullshit in the pop world, it carries a hella lot of weight in this house.
The number of People magazines since that episode is zero, my friend.
Premonition dreams are you answer, Indy. I know from experience.
