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Bush Announces Do-Not-Wiretap List

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Bush Announces Do-Not-Wiretap List
(2005-12-19) — Just days after the New York Times released classified information about eavesdropping by the NSA on Americans linked to international terrorists, President George Bush at a news conference today announced creation of a new website which allows people to voluntarily exclude their phone numbers and email addresses from NSA wiretap lists.

The new National Do Not Wiretap Registry (DoNotWiretap.gov) follows the successful DoNotCall.gov model of allowing citizens to opt-out of harassment by electronic means.

“If you’re concerned that your civil rights might be violated simply because some al Qaeda member has your information in his cellphone or computer,” the president said, “then go to DoNotWiretap.gov, enter your contact phone number, email address, and names of terrorists who might have you on speed dial and we’ll let the National Security Administration know that you don’t want them eavesdropping on you.”
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Hahaha
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Funny-----
when most folks hear about this--
they conjur up images of some shady characters
connecting wires to your telephone and sitting in
an umarked van drinking Starbucks coffee and
listening in on Aunt Sadie's phone sex calls !!
Anyone who know what really happens understands that all this stuff is in "the ether" and can be grabbed
by anyone with the gear to do it !!
In fact -- it's my older son's job---
oh oh---
now I'll have to kill you !!
OK-- I'll let it slide if you promise to be
thankful that the "organization" has been protecting
us from another 9/11--something that Jay Rockefeeler
and Diane Frankenstein have seemed to forgotten !
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Wolfman wrote: oh oh---
now I'll have to kill you !!
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Martyred wrote:
Wolfman wrote: oh oh---
now I'll have to kill you !!
:meds:

Believe me, your shit posts have taken 20 years off my life.
Now you know how your inane ravings effect the rest of us.
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it's a tough job
but somebody has
to do it !
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Wolfman wrote:shady characters
connecting wires to your telephone and sitting in
an umarked van drinking Starbucks coffee and
listening in on Aunt Sadie's phone sex calls !!
Leave Fu out of this.
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Bunch of kettles in this thread for sure.
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Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Wolfman wrote: oh oh---
now I'll have to kill you !!
:meds:

Believe me, your shit posts have taken 20 years off my life.
Now you know how your inane ravings effect the rest of us.
Have you ever met a gag you didn't want to gravy-train off of, you 3rd tier douchebag?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Wolfman wrote: oh oh---
now I'll have to kill you !!
:meds:

Believe me, your shit posts have taken 20 years off my life.
Now you know how your inane ravings effect the rest of us.
You read them?
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Martyred wrote:
Wolfman wrote: oh oh---
now I'll have to kill you !!
:meds:

Believe me, your shit posts have taken 20 years off my life.


We can only hope....


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I laughed.

I can only wonder how many trolls tried the webpage. :lol:
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