hep me

Tiny Tim · Post by **Tiny Tim** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:59 pm

I hope somebody hep me pretty soon.

merry christmas to all

I wanna be a bace · Post by **I wanna be a bace** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:32 pm

Help you? Help ME! Wifey asked me to use EXACTLY one-half teaspoon Caraway seed in the goulash I'm supposed to make for her tonight and I only have enough for one-quarter! Can I substitute fennel? Turmeric? I need help, people!

Pomegranate Cheesecake · Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:45 pm

Remember when you tried to make me for the lovely wife but you screwed it up and she threw you in a tiny bamboo cage, Bizzarofelice?

Tiny Arms · Post by **Tiny Arms** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:11 am

I cant reach my crank!
:sad:

Brokeback_the_Spongebath · Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:01 am

I only wish that was the least of my problems.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:17 am

heh heh

i love this forum

Random Racker · Post by **Random Racker** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:01 am

RACK!

Tiny Tim · Post by **Tiny Tim** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:14 pm

time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

somebody hep me

Dumpster Diver · Post by **Dumpster Diver** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:34 pm

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

somebody hep me

I found this for ya tim

Merry Xmas

Tiny Crank · Post by **Tiny Crank** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:37 pm

I cant reach my arms.

:sad:

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:42 pm

Why have I not been reading this forum before? This is gold...

Evil Santa · Post by **Evil Santa** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:10 pm

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

I think one more day of starving and you'll be small enough to fit in a child's stocking.

Just imagine the happy children all sleepy-eyed and wandering downstairs to see what Santa brought them. Little Billy got a BBGun, Tommy got train set and Susie got a 4 lb. starved ethnic boy.

Speak for little Susie.

Pneumonia · Post by **Pneumonia** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:24 pm

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

Have we met?

Death · Post by **Death** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:24 pm

Tiny Tim wrote:time be runnin' out

i gonna die by christmas maybe

Thursday good for you?

Tiny Tim · Post by **Tiny Tim** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:33 pm

dats tomorrow.

I needs another ham sammich or chick bone

hep me

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:03 pm

Can I have your ukelele?

bf · Post by bf » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Can I have your ukelele?

I should delete this to help the board.
I should delete this to help your image.

skidmark · Post by **skidmark** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:54 pm

psufan.

call me

LK_Hick · Post by **LK_Hick** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:29 am

Bill,

Call me.

And if you could bring your checkbook, that would be super.

LK_Lick · Post by **LK_Lick** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:43 am

and don't forget the fridge dollies

Big Bill Hawky · Post by **Big Bill Hawky** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:05 am

Come on, sweets. Lemme jam my peeled baby carrot between those droopy bologna flaps again.

Eject · Post by **Eject** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:13 am

eject wrote:eject

Tiny Tim · Post by **Tiny Tim** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:30 am

christmas eve, I be about dead and you all jiving bullaZzzzzzShitt around. fukkers...

serious now, this about it fo me....

I too weak to fight with the gulls over fries out the window in da parking lot now...

hep me

Looter Joahlquin · Post by **Looter Joahlquin** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:58 pm

I breeng the beer for the Ti-ny Teem.
Wake up boy. Wake up.

Elton John · Post by **Elton John** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:50 pm

Help you? Someone needs to help me find another mimosa.

Please my dear boy. I'm 2nd knuckle deep in my wonderfully extravagant honeymoon with my new husband. I hope to find items about your size and suck on them until they decorate me like my face was a tinsel covered christmas tree.

Empty Champagne Bottle · Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:54 pm

Help me.

I was once proud and full of expensive champagne. One night in the Elton John honeymoon suite and I'm covered in felchampagne.

Soul Food · Post by **Soul Food** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:24 pm

I would mop up this thread with some corn bread.

Last Poets · Post by **Last Poets** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:25 pm

Have you seen the skinny little boy that chases the white ghost at night?

scrooge 06 · Post by **scrooge 06** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:40 am

Well....

is the little whelp dead yet or not?

can I please have some peace!

R. Budd Dwyer · Post by **R. Budd Dwyer** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:30 am

I could use some Excedrin right about now.

Tony Dungy · Post by **Tony Dungy** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:31 am

Where did you find my kindergarten picture?

Tiny Tim · Post by **Tiny Tim** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:20 pm

hello

I be Timmie's mom. He dead now.
But he lef me his password ax I say bye

We keepin his pants for remembering

bye

dumpster diver · Post by **dumpster diver** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:40 pm

Tiny Tim wrote:hello

I be Timmie's mom. He dead now.

you ate the sandwich I fished out of the dumpster for him didn't you, you pathetic overweight biotch?

timmy could have lived for months on that sandwich.......

Tiny Tim's Mammie · Post by **Tiny Tim's Mammie** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:33 pm

whitey got me down

and dat picture of me is a link to whitey doin it

Rack Bace · Post by **Rack Bace** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:56 pm

Up and left

Eddie Sutton · Post by **Eddie Sutton** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:08 pm

GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!

Big Country · Post by **Big Country** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:09 pm

WayDrunkBen · Post by **WayDrunkBen** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:11 pm

Eddie Sutton wrote:GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!

Nopesh, I'm all good to go- whoops, dropped my keys. Hang on.

Okay...gonna take off now...see you guysh later.

Town of Stillwater · Post by **Town of Stillwater** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:18 pm

Eddie Sutton wrote:GRRAARRRR!!!!! ANYONE NEED A RIDE!?!

Thanks. Them cows ain't gonn tip themselves, you know.