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Punctured Myths: Rain in Southern California

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I believe this is your sports illustrated cover SC. Flight leaves at the crack of the crack tomorrow. I have my $175 ticket and my $650 airline ticket, 5 hunskies in my pocket and I'm loaded for bear.

Gonna bring my "traveler" for more myth punching. Hopefully Van you will rewrite the infamous Brice-ism story Thursday after we take down your preppy college.

Here's today's CnP

Rose Bowl
Tuesday, January 03, 2006

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — In sports, it's all about the adjustments.

So when I intended to come up with 19 reasons why Texas can beat Southern California on Wednesday — one for each game the Longhorns have won consecutively since that loss to Oklahoma in October 2004 — I came up a bit short.

It seems when an opponent's won back-to-back national championships, it doesn't have nearly as many flaws as, say, Texas A&M. So we're reduced to focusing on deficiencies like the running mascara on one of the Trojan pom girls during all these California rainstorms.

Hence, here are the 12 reasons the Longhorns might hoist the crystal trophy at the Rose Bowl. (Hey, be glad we could nitpick that much.)

1. Vince Young is only a cape short of being Superman. Even if USC's Matt Leinart has a Heisman Trophy and Roger Clemens comes over the top more than the mechanics-challenged Young, no other quarterback in college football has his presence and charisma.

2. A full-strength Jamaal Charles can be as electrifying as Reggie Bush. Well, almost.

America will be introduced to the game's next superstar on Wednesday. Charles said Monday he is healthy for the first time since the opener against Louisiana-Lafayette. Although he revealed that Mack Brown will surprisingly start Selvin Young at tailback — a questionable choice — Charles and Ramonce Taylor will rotate in. That means Texas should always have a fresh back in the game.

"If I get off to a good start, they'll probably keep me in there," said Charles, who came up big as a runner, as a receiver and even as a tackler with 95 all-purpose yards and a stop on linebacker A.J. Hawk after an interception in the win over Ohio State. "I don't know if I'm the wild card. We've got a lot of wild cards on our team."

3. USC has faced awful defenses that couldn't stop the Trojans if this were flag football.

Get this: The Trojans have built up gaudy numbers against as many as seven units that rank 86th or worse nationally. Among those USC victims are No. 114 Arizona State, No. 113 UCLA, No. 106 Washington State, No. 105 Stanford and No. 102 Hawaii. Texas went up against just three worse than 65th-ranked Baylor.

4. Attacking the Trojan secondary is a primary consideration.

This could be a huge advantage for Texas, even with heralded safety Darnell Bing in the backfield. The Trojans lost an All-America candidate in cornerback Eric Wright, who was suspended in the spring and transferred to Nevada-Las Vegas, and perhaps its next-best corner, Terrell Thomas, to a major knee injury in the Arkansas game.

Cornerback Josh Pinkard is a converted safety, and Justin Wyatt hasn't been able to be converted from a 5-foot-10-inch corner into a 6-4 one. Notre Dame's trio of 6-5 receivers burned USC repeatedly this season. Hello, Billy Pittman and Quan Cosby.

5. USC can't count on Texas running its offense.

This is a trick question. If Young doesn't know what he's going to do on any play, the Trojan defense certainly can't. It hasn't seen a mobile quarterback like Young.

No opposing quarterback has run for more yardage against USC than Stanford's Trent Edwards, who managed 44 yards on 10 attempts. Consider that Young ran for 850 yards without hardly playing in a fourth quarter.

6. This isn't Texas' first rodeo or Rose Bowl.

Texas will not be intimidated by USC's aura. The fact the Longhorns were in this same venue and won against Michigan last year should serve them well.

7. Aaron Ross isn't bad.

The Longhorn punt returner has one more touchdown runback this season than Bush. USC has an outstanding punter, but Tom Malone frequently outkicks his coverage because the Trojans are usually confused they're actually punting.

8. USC's linebackers are only competent.

They are without two-year starter Dallas Sartz, who dislocated a shoulder against Arkansas and is being redshirted. Weakside linebacker Keith Rivers, an outstanding athlete, is coming back from a bad hamstring injury suffered in the eighth game of the season, and middle linebacker Oscar Lua is coming off two knee surgeries.

Thomas Williams starts, but a pair of freshmen — Brian Cushing, who also missed half the season with a shoulder injury, and Rey Maualuga — figure to play prominent roles. Raise your hand, Trojan linebackers, if you haven't been in an operating room in the last six months.

9. Norm Chow doesn't live here any more.

Thankfully, one of the greatest offensive coordinators has moved on from USC to the Tennessee Titans — not that anyone has seen much of a dropoff in the Trojans' offense. That said, newcomer Lane Kiffin prefers to throw deep more often than Chow's West Coast nibbling offense, with its quick slants, wheel routes and screens. After Young, the secondary may be Texas' greatest strength.

10. Michael Griffin has blocked six punts. I'm not going to bet against a seventh.

11. Sure, Pete Carroll has had a month to prepare and carries a Genius Card in his wallet, but Texas co-defensive coordinator Gene Chizik had a month as well and hasn't lost since King Kong was a hairball. He's kind of smart, too.

12. Bush will be distracted by shopping for homes in the Houston area, Leinart has a ballroom dancing gig in Burbank and the notion of an unbeatable USC may be filed under Punctured Myths — because it darn sure does rain in Southern California.


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rack the reappearance of ggil.
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It rains in SoCal, sure, but never in Pasadena, not on the day of the Rose Bowl.

City ordinance or something.

Btw, Chizik's last loss? To USC, in Jordan-Hare.

Vince Young is only a cape away from being Superman? He's also only an NFL season or two away from being a Saskatchewan Roughrider.

The one point you did hit on though that's absolutely true is the one concerning USC's depleted defense. Their LBs and DBs have been hurt all season and they've had to shuffle different people in and out all season.

Yeah, hopefully we'll be getting a few reinforcements for this game following the month long layoff (and the two week layoff leading up to the Bye against UCLA) but certainly there's not a lot of cohesion there on the defensive side of the ball...

Bottom line though (WARNING: Hoary sports announcer cliche about to be used!), in order to beat USC somebody's going to have to actually put more points on the board than USC, and that remains the crux of this biscuit.

Bush, Leinart, White, Jarret, Smith, Byrd and company are not going to be denied, especially not in a Rose Bowl, not in Leinart's final game where not only history but USC's seniors' four year legacy is at stake. When the final gun goes off USC will have more points on the board than Texas...

...no matter how many points Texas puts on the board.

Nobody's going to outscore USC in the biggest of games.

Oh, and the other bottom line is that yeah, it's great to have ggill around again.
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Van wrote:It rains in SoCal, . . .
Less than it rains in Beirut. Let's keep things in perspective.
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I love the line "Pete Carroll has a month to prepare"

Like that means anything, Jim Tressell had an entire off-season to prepare for Texas, he talked to Stoops about how to stop Vince. He had home field advantage with a crowd that cares about college football. It didn't help.

The important point here is that Tressel is just as good a coach as Petey.
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Vito Corleone wrote:
The important point here is that Tressel is just as good a coach as Petey.
The more important point is that Mack Brown isn't
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JayDuck wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:
The important point here is that Tressel is just as good a coach as Petey.
The more important point is that Mack Brown isn't
I don't care if he is or isn't the fact is Mack is one up on Tressel and soon to be one up one petey.
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Mack will be fortunate to still be employed as the head coach of Texas two years from now.

First, USC will extend his reputation for being unable to win the Big One and then Bob Stoops will resume his annual beatdown of Mack and once OU's back on top Mack will be unceremoniously shown the door.
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Van wrote:Btw, Chizik's last loss? To USC, in Jordan-Hare.
Actually it was to Georgia in Athens...and LSU and Georgia Tech handed Auburn losses in '03 after USC as well.
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Post by Van »

LOL!!!

That'll learn me to "quote" without thinking it through first...

My local paper recently printed their "20 Reasons Why USC Will Beat Texas...and Vice Versa" article. There was also a big article on Chizik. They described the Texas winning streak, and Chizik's longer winning streak, which they (erroneously, obviously) said dated back to the USC game in '03.

Without even thinking about the rest of Auburn's season that year I just took it at face value. It's been stuck in my melon ever since and so I dropped it here.

Doh!
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Post by Spinach Genie »

No prob. The Chizik, USC rematch still makes one of the more interesting angles in this game...though I'm sure he'd like to sneak Carlos Rogers into the game in a Texas uni.
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I think he'd also like to sneak the game back to his home stadium, in front of his home crowd, rather than playing the biggest game of his career against USC in the Rose Bowl...

I'd love to be around the USC team this week when all the alumni are around pumping them up about what the Rose Bowl means to USC.

I'd love to be there during the assistant coach's pre-game speeches when they fire up their charges about what this game means to USC, playing it in L.A., in their spiritual home away from home.

Hair on the back of my neck stuff...

Actually, with all that's at stake and all that unleashed intensity, and with both teams having endured such long layoffs, I expect a fairly sloppy game early on...

Lotta missed opportunities. Missed tackles, blown coverages, overthrown passes, dropped balls, procedure penalties...and possibly some turnovers.

Each team just needs to weather the early storm and then settle in...
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