Brady Quinn's sister

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:14 pm

I kept hearing her on the radio last week and all of this hype about her dating Hawk. Also, they kept talking about how she was in school for broadcasting and was going to be a sideline reporter.

So, I was expecting some hottness there...but then I turn on the TV and see this horse faced chick that looks like she should be in the WNBA...

WTF?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:17 pm

Overrated, yes, but still not a bad pull for a guy who looks like a serial killing caveman.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Overrated, yes, but still not a bad pull for a guy who looks like a serial killing caveman.

RACK!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:19 pm

^^^ rack as well.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:21 pm

Definitely too much airtime for this whole thing.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:23 pm

She's about 6.5/7...looks like a Jersey girl.

What was with Hawk growing out the hair anyways? I remembered him looking like Katzenmoyer with a crew cut when he first came into OSU. It seemed like he played for 8 years at OSU...glad to see him go. :wink:

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:27 pm

Shoalzie wrote:She's about 6.5/7...looks like a Jersey girl.

What was with Hawk growing out the hair anyways? I remembered him looking like Katzenmoyer with a crew cut when he first came into OSU. It seemed like he played for 8 years at OSU...glad to see him go. :wink:

The all did it in honor of Pat Tillman. Rack them.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:27 pm

More funny stuff from a bunch of guys who would be so busy drooling if she was in the same room as them, that they couldn't even drop the epic "what's your sign" ladykiller.

Priceless. Tell us again about that time you gave Cindy Crawford the big brushoff becuase you thought her mole was too big?

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:29 pm

Shoalzie wrote:She's about 6.5/7...looks like a Jersey girl.

What was with Hawk growing out the hair anyways? I remembered him looking like Katzenmoyer with a crew cut when he first came into OSU. It seemed like he played for 8 years at OSU...glad to see him go. :wink:

They said on the broadcast...well ok, let me re-phrase that....Mushroomburger man gooed all over himself yesterday about how Carpenter, Hawk and the dude in their shadows grew their hair out to honor Pat Tillman, who gave up a life of millions and haircuts to go get killed in Iraq (by his own peeps no less). Methinks he didn't have the same "do" when they drug his body off the battlefield. Please don't misconstrue my comments...I give huge props to #42 and don't doubt for a second the stones dude had to make the choice(s) he made.

Funny story about ManQuinn the Sister. My buddy from SB told me about her and Hawk dating a few weeks back. He was tellin me that Brady's sister was WAY hot blah blah blah. So yesterday, when they started going on and on and on and on and on about the whole deal, I was all ready to see this "hotness". When they flashed her Marilyn Manson/Hermun Munster type grill on the screen I nearly pissed myself. It just goes to show that a midwest hot is muuuuuuch different than a so cal hot.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:32 pm

Killian wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:She's about 6.5/7...looks like a Jersey girl.

What was with Hawk growing out the hair anyways? I remembered him looking like Katzenmoyer with a crew cut when he first came into OSU. It seemed like he played for 8 years at OSU...glad to see him go. :wink:
The all did it in honor of Pat Tillman. Rack them.

That's cool...I never knew that. Indeed, RACK 'em!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:34 pm

I think she's pretty hot, but I actually score chicks, rather than just commenting on chicks over the internet.

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I know hotter chicks, but I still think she's more-than-doable.

Heck, who am I kidding? Now that I'm old, any chick who says "yes" while I'm hammered counts as "hot" in my book...assuming none of my friends saw her and can refute my story.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:34 pm

Dinsdale wrote:More funny stuff from a bunch of guys who would be so busy drooling if she was in the same room as them, that they couldn't even drop the epic "what's your sign" ladykiller.

Priceless. Tell us again about that time you gave Cindy Crawford the big brushoff becuase you thought her mole was too big?

We'd all fuck her.

That being said...being complimentary isn't how we roll here. It just makes for very boring conversation.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:35 pm

Yeah, running around looking like you're campaigning to take the next bullet at Kent State is a great way to honor a guy.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:36 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That being said...being complimentary isn't how we roll here. It just makes for very boring conversation.

Oh.

Good to know.

I guess I'm going to have to rethink my entire posting style now.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:51 pm

Chicks are like parking spaces.

All the good ones are taken, so if no one is looking you stick it in the handicapped.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:08 pm

Look...I doubt any of us have palms that would shine up well for pics, yet we sure fuck the hell out of them.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:08 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That being said...being complimentary isn't how we roll here. It just makes for very boring conversation.
Oh.

Good to know.

I guess I'm going to have to rethink my entire posting style now.

Just callin' em as I see em, mr. self-proclaimed asshole.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:09 pm

Ya know, Dins, I wanted to treat your response with respect, so I went back up and looked at the photo again.

Perhaps...and just perhaps....it wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't wearing a box of Bisquick on her grill. Too much makeup, thus the Herman Munster reference. Of course, if she scaled back the makeup, she might end up looking like her brother. Maybe there's a point behind the excess warpaint?

Seriously....look at that grill and tell me you're not goin Michael Johnson for the front door if you woke up next to it.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:10 pm

Dinsdale wrote:DON'T GET ME WRONG, I know hotter chicks, but I still think she's more-than-doable.

Heck, who am I kidding? Now that I'm old, any chick who says "yes" while I'm hammered counts as "hot" in my book...assuming none of my friends saw her and can refute my story.

Rack the Internet confession!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:22 pm

She's not very good looking. She not horrible looking. Period.

Single and sober...hell no.

Drunk?

turns into this rather quickly:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:26 pm

Roofer wrote: Seriously....look at that grill and tell me you're not goin Michael Johnson for the front door if you woke up next to it.

HUH?

What is this "woke up next to" thing you speak of?

Damn, there's some serious rookies in here.

It's the beauty of playing Away Games -- you don'thave to wake up next to a mystery skank. Shit, if I wanted to wake up next to some annoying bitch in the morning, I would have gotten married a long time ago.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:33 pm

I think most here are pumping their internet muscles.

You'd ALL hit her in a NY minute. Admit it. I know I would.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:33 pm

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:36 pm

Dinsdale wrote:HUH?

What is this "woke up next to" thing you speak of?

Damn, there's some serious rookies in here.

It's the beauty of playing Away Games -- you don'thave to wake up next to a mystery skank. Shit, if I wanted to wake up next to some annoying bitch in the morning, I would have gotten married a long time ago.

^^^^^^^^

Preception:

Reality:

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:37 pm

Worst pic this board's ever witnessed, and of course it had to be SFF who posted it.

:-)

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:26 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Roofer wrote: Seriously....look at that grill and tell me you're not goin Michael Johnson for the front door if you woke up next to it.
HUH?

What is this "woke up next to" thing you speak of?

Damn, there's some serious rookies in here.

It's the beauty of playing Away Games -- you don'thave to wake up next to a mystery skank. Shit, if I wanted to wake up next to some annoying bitch in the morning, I would have gotten married a long time ago.

Dins,

Point taken but....

A) it was meant more figuratively than literally

and

B) for someone who openly claims to wear beer goggles (big beer goggles at that) on quite a frequent basis, I find it highly doubtful you've never found yourself in a position where you passed out in some skank's crib after a night of excessive drinking and tuna tunneling. Cmon bro, we know you're spot on about the "rules of engagement", but don't think we're dumb enough to think you've never let your guard down.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:49 pm

Maybe as a younger man, sure.

But these days, I'm pretty adamant about my habits -- and getting into some serious gastric/self of steam discomfort first thing in the AM isn't on the agenda.

If I'm marching for the door and I think there's a chance chick might be deece, I find the most sober guy I can on the way out the door, and get a second opinion. I thought everybody did that?

Buncha rookies up in this beyotch.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:14 pm

JayDuck wrote:

Why the long face?

BOOO! I'm getting off of the stage now.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:48 pm

I kept waiting for Mike Myers to jump up and say "thats a man baby" then pull off its wig

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:55 pm

I'd let her fuck me in two.

Just sayin.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:02 am

Considering the makeup of this board, any of you who says he wouldn't hit it if he had the chance is flat-out lying. I'll give Aggie Gal a pass in that regard. Me, if I were still single, I'd hit it.

And btw, I'll get this sig in for a few posts before the tOSU crowd comes up with a sig for our bet. Thanks, Dins.

Dinsdale wrote:Heck, who am I kidding? Now that I'm old, any chick who says "yes" while I'm hammered counts as "hot" in my book...assuming none of my friends saw her and can refute my story.

Maybe now, War Crackwagon will end his meltdown. Then again, maybe not.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:11 am

My pleasure.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:41 am

I'd fuck her just for the point of her being Hawk's bitch and Quinn's sis.

^^^added vaginal value.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:46 am

The amount of people in this thread that are claiming she is worth a damn makes me wonder at the quality of female in your area.

Seriosuly, anyone saying that they would hit that as anything other than a drunken last resort has very low standards.

As my college roomate and I used to say, "I'd stick it in her butt", but that's really not saying a lot. She appears to have a decent and in shape body, so I'm sure it wouldn't be all bad. But that face....my gawd...that face!!!

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:32 am

JayDuck wrote:

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:15 am

Alright now I'm reconsidering.

Fuck you Seer.

MClub · Post by **MClub** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:52 am

88 wrote:I had a college roommate who hooked up with a womens college basketball player at a party. In the morning, he got up, put on her game shoes, and came back to the apartment. He said that big horse was a good ride. Just sayin.

cheesburgers and the yellow jersey, i imagine.

BraveFan · Post by **BraveFan** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:23 am

The Quinn family is from the town I was living in prior to moving out here to the great state of Maryland. My best man (a life long Dublin guy w/ two younger brothers) knew Brady, etc. etc. I used to play basketball w/ Brady at the Dublin rec center, etc.... and his sisters would be there sometimes. Hell of a nice family.

Back to the topic at hand.... let me tell you all something right the fuck now. If you want to see a fucking perfect 10 hottie (in my book... of course I'm into the whole petite teen thing).... get your hands on a picture of Brady & Laura's younger sister.... her name is Kelly Quinn. Holy FUCK that girl is as hot as they come. She was actually sitting by Laura at the game on and off.... she was the hot little blonde (not the bull dyke, but the young, hot, blonde one).

Matter of fact.... I'm gonna go rub one off to her right now. Catch you guys in the morning.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:55 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
We'd all fuck her.

That being said...being complimentary isn't how we roll here. It just makes for very boring conversation.

Hell no, not after captain caveman hit it who knows what kind of crap he did to her with his cave man club.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:45 pm

BraveFan wrote:Back to the topic at hand.... let me tell you all something right the fuck now. If you want to see a fucking perfect 10 hottie (in my book... of course I'm into the whole petite teen thing).... get your hands on a picture of Brady & Laura's younger sister.... her name is Kelly Quinn. Holy FUCK that girl is as hot as they come. She was actually sitting by Laura at the game on and off.... she was the hot little blonde (not the bull dyke, but the young, hot, blonde one).

Matter of fact.... I'm gonna go rub one off to her right now. Catch you guys in the morning.

Younger than Brady? Lessee . . . if my math is correct, Brady's 20, which would make his younger sister jailbait, or at least, closer to jailbait than I care to come at this point in my life, now that I'm past 40.

Sorry, no can do, at least not for a few more years.

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