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Joey Porter goes OFF

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Joey is one of the most underrated smack runners in the NFL. And this is some classic stuff.
Joey Porter wrote:"Nah, nah. They won't just sit up and run on us. They have to have the play-action in there. Just sitting up there, lining up and running against us isn't going to happen. ...

"They want you to get up there, arguing, switch people around and make you switch people around, catch you when you're not ready. That's their game plan. That's the way they play. Hopefully we can change their game into our game, turn it into a smash-mouth football game."
It's too bad he's probably going to have to eat those words. But damn if I didn't laugh.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06012/636611.stm
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Sounds to me like he was dissing his teammates... he's begging Indy to run on them because he knows the Steelers' corners are shit.

80 yard bomb on the opening play much?

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Sounds like a whining pussy who knows his team is going to get fucked again in a couple of days. I didn't know opposing offenses need to wait for the defense to adjust to their play calls.
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Yeah- b/c they didn't run on them last game did they? :meds:
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How's my... "quicksand" fellers?


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This coming from a dude who's team ran a WR reverse, throw back to the QB, throw deep for a TD less than a week ago?
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I just read the whole article- he really comes off like a whiny little bitch.
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Edgerrin James ran for 124 yards Nov. 28, ending the Steelers' streak of 22 games not allowing a 100-yard rusher. He carried 29 times and did not have a carry longer than 10 yards. But Porter even scoffed at that accomplishment.

"I still think it was a cheap 100

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok, Joey.
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BBMarley wrote:I just read the whole article- he really comes off like a whiny little bitch.
Shit BB are you telling me we agree on something? What the hell is this world coming to?
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Porter is a punk. His smack-running has increased as his pass-rushing abilities have declined.
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Yeah the Colts are pussies b/c they watch buttload of film and can see Pittsburgh blitzes a mile away, thus allowing Peyton to change the play and march down the field.
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Cicero wrote:Yeah the Colts are pussies b/c they watch buttload of film and can see Pittsburgh blitzes a mile away, thus allowing Peyton to change the play and march down the field.
True. The Steelers should use New England's blitzes instead.
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No doubt.
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This thread made me think of something else.

I see Indy hurry up on offense and snap the ball while the other team is switching personel on defense. They get a penalty out of it almost every time they do it. I don't recall seeing any other NFL team do this. Why? It fucking works.
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Nixhex wrote:This thread made me think of something else.

I see Indy hurry up on offense and snap the ball while the other team is switching personel on defense. They get a penalty out of it almost every time they do it. I don't recall seeing any other NFL team do this. Why? It fucking works.
I saw a team try this last week.... I think the Pitt/Cleveland game maybe??? Didn't work though...
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BBMarley wrote:
Nixhex wrote:This thread made me think of something else.

I see Indy hurry up on offense and snap the ball while the other team is switching personel on defense. They get a penalty out of it almost every time they do it. I don't recall seeing any other NFL team do this. Why? It fucking works.
I saw a team try this last week.... I think the Pitt/Cleveland game maybe??? Didn't work though...
The Steelers tried it on the Bengals. For some reason the refs halted play and allowed the substitution. I never did hear why the refs stopped play.
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BSmack wrote: The Steelers tried it on the Bengals. For some reason the refs halted play and allowed the substitution. I never did hear why the refs stopped play.
So- the Steelers tried to do the kind of thing that Porter was bitching about? Makes him look an even bigger toolbox
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BBMarley wrote:
BSmack wrote: The Steelers tried it on the Bengals. For some reason the refs halted play and allowed the substitution. I never did hear why the refs stopped play.
So- the Steelers tried to do the kind of thing that Porter was bitching about? Makes him look an even bigger toolbox
Nobody ever accused Joey Porter of making sense. He's an outside linebacker for the Steelers. That job requires many things. But rational thought is not one of them.
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According to Colts safety Mike Doss, it was Porter and one other Steeler who, before the Monday Night game, came out in the pre-game warmups and started talking trash to the Colts. The Colts then came out, all fired up and immediately put 7 on the board, put Willie Parker down 2 yards deep in the backfield, then sacked Ben twice. The only Steelers scoring drive in the game was for 7 yards after an interception. In other words, Porter was forced to eat his pre-game words.

Is he not capable of learning a lesson?
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Rushville wrote:Is he not capable of learning a lesson?
Nope, for better or worse he's the Steelers Designated Instigator. Or so he seems to think.
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BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah the Colts are pussies b/c they watch buttload of film and can see Pittsburgh blitzes a mile away, thus allowing Peyton to change the play and march down the field.
True. The Steelers should use New England's blitzes instead.
NE doesn't blitz much against Gump, it's mostly a pass rush and well-disguised coverages.
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He's an outside linebacker for the Steelers. That job requires many things.
IMO, he's been substandard in the things that actually matter since he got shot in the ass.
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BSmack wrote:Joey is one of the most underrated smack runners in the NFL. And this is some classic stuff.
Joey Porter wrote:"Nah, nah. They won't just sit up and run on us. They have to have the play-action in there. Just sitting up there, lining up and running against us isn't going to happen. ...

"They want you to get up there, arguing, switch people around and make you switch people around, catch you when you're not ready. That's their game plan. That's the way they play. Hopefully we can change their game into our game, turn it into a smash-mouth football game."
It's too bad he's probably going to have to eat those words. But damn if I didn't laugh.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06012/636611.stm
Joey Porter is a fucking dick and a pussy. I'll never forget when he tried to talk shit to Ray Lewis during the coin toss of a game in B'more a couple years ago and Ray straight up laughed at him. Allegedly Porter also tried to call Ray names when he was boarding his team bus in Pitt. Only a pussy would call a guy out as he's leaving. :meds:

Anyway, maybe that bullet that hit Porter's ass up in Ft. Collins missed by a couple feet. He truly is a piece of shit, as William Green (another piece of shit) can attest.
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