Great.... now I'm going to be fighting off the urge to google "farm accident" for the rest of the day... when I'll inevitably give in right before I go to bed....
And Frisco... I wouldn't fuck Beamer with
your dick. His long-lost sloth twin, however..... well, let's just say that as I look at her picture and think about what I'd like to do to her.... I'm reminded of three words my Pee-Wee football coach used to scream at me when I was learning how to play defensive tackle..... "Shoot the gap!!!."
I bet it would be just like that night back in October when I put that pumpkin in the oven for 20 minutes and then nailed it. In fact.... I just found the picture. Is it me, or is there a pretty striking resemblance here?
![Image](http://www.tachyon-city.com/wp-content/pumpkin05-4.jpg)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)