Explain to me HOW the Seahawks can't stop Steve Smith

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:29 pm

This is not like basketball where one guy can control a game and just put up 40 shots and drop in 56 points and kick your ass by himself.

I cannot understand for the life of me HOW this game isn't a lock for Seattle. How do they even have a chance in hell? The Panthers have NOBODY at receiver and NOBODY at tight end that could scare anyone. Esp. losing Muhammad in the offseason....there's no possession receiver worth a damn.

For Christs sake....after Smith's asinine 103 catches for 12 TDs, their leading receiver was DeShaun Foster...who's OUT.

Next in line statistically? Ricky freaking Proehl with 25 catches for 4 TDs.

They have NOTHING...understand me....NOTHING outside of Steve Smith.

Leading active rusher is Nick Goings with 133 yards and a sparkling 3.6 average.

It's simple...lock Smith the hell up and just let the other NFL Europe players they have on offense beat you.

it's OVER. Seattle will win by 14. Smith will catch 7 passes for 78 yards, no touchdowns.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:45 pm

Exactly the same thing the Giants and Bears thought. Seattle better be prepared for a battle.

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:51 pm

Cicero wrote:Exactly the same thing the Giants and Bears thought. Seattle better be prepared for a battle.

Giants and Chicago had to account for DeShaun FOster

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:56 pm

...and the Squawks will have to account for Nick Goings!...and don't bag on Proehl, dude stuck around 16 years as a "White" wide receiver.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:58 pm

Smith will get his on Sunday, the Seahawks just need to keep him out of the end zone. You can't keep him from getting the ball because Fox will find a way to get him the ball. You just can't let him beat you in the open field.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:15 pm

Yeah, with a cumulative 6 months professional experience at DB, there's no way Seattle won't stop the #1 WR in the NFL.

Genius observation.

I think this game boils down to one thing, for the most part -- one team has been there in the last couplefew years, one team has been there...never.

I don't see this ending well for Seattle. I'm working on getting a ticket, but it's not looking good for that.

G.O. · Post by **G.O.** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:17 pm

mvscal wrote:
Show Us Your Tits wrote:It's simple...lock Smith the hell up

Yeah...no problem at all.

exactly.

it aint that simple, otherwise it would have been done.

seattle is still a paper tiger, IMO.

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:49 pm

Nothing, huh? We'll see about that.

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:09 pm

Dumbass wrote:Nothing, huh? We'll see about that.

^^^^

And he's banged up and may not even play. Another bad sign for Carolina.

I'm not buying the logic that Fox will find a way to get the ball to Smith. I'm not dogging Proehl either....but the fact of the matter is, they had to beg him to play another year just to be a slot receiver, and now he's #2. EVENTUALLY not having a single threat at ALL besides ONE player will come back to bite you. The Bears were simply too stupid, like Michael Irvin said on ESPN. STUPID to go man-to-man. They will double and triple team him and LOCK HIM UP.

I have nothing against Carolina; I'm just baffled as to how teams can be so stupid when the formula is so simple. Seattle will show everyone how to stop him...they have game film.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:23 pm

Peppers has a minor shoulder injury. He was held out of practice as a precaution- he will play. And with those young CB's- they hit Smith for a screen or end around and he'll still pick up 20-30 yards at a time.

And don't dicount Goings.. the year he started when Foster/Davis were out he had 5 100 yard rushing games. His YPC is a misrepesentation of how he did. They had NO weapons in the reciving game that year since Smith was out- so he had everyone and their mother in the box to stop him.

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:37 pm

Show Us Your Tits wrote:I'm not buying the logic that Fox will find a way to get the ball to Smith. I'm not dogging Proehl either....but the fact of the matter is, they had to beg him to play another year just to be a slot receiver, and now he's #2. EVENTUALLY not having a single threat at ALL besides ONE player will come back to bite you. The Bears were simply too stupid, like Michael Irvin said on ESPN. STUPID to go man-to-man. They will double and triple team him and LOCK HIM UP.

I have nothing against Carolina; I'm just baffled as to how teams can be so stupid when the formula is so simple. Seattle will show everyone how to stop him...they have game film.

Obviously you and Mike Irvin collectively are quite a bit smarter than those who get paid millions to coach NFL teams.

Heck, you should call the Seattle front office and let them know that you have The Key to winning this weekend; I'm sure they won't laugh at you and hang up.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:39 pm

BBMarley wrote:Peppers has a minor shoulder injury. He was held out of practice as a precaution- he will play. And with those young CB's- they hit Smith for a screen or end around and he'll still pick up 20-30 yards at a time.

And don't dicount Goings.. the year he started when Foster/Davis were out he had 5 100 yard rushing games. His YPC is a misrepesentation of how he did. They had NO weapons in the reciving game that year since Smith was out- so he had everyone and their mother in the box to stop him.

RACK the sig...

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:23 pm

Lots of bandwagonning Panther fans here.

I'll see you in here Sunday around 6:00 as the Seahawks are raising the NFC consolation trophy and Holmgren is answering questions from Pam Oliver "how did you shut down Steve Smith??"

I'm sure he'll look at her and do this

and say "Just have everyone key in on him....Carolina doesn't have anything else on offense. The Bears are dumbasses for not realizing it."

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:28 pm

Show Us Your Tits wrote:Lots of bandwagonning Panther fans here.

Just because you're shit takes make no sense doesn't make us bandwagon fans

Show Us Your Tits wrote: I'm sure he'll look at her and do this and say "Just have everyone key in on him....Carolina doesn't have anything else on offense. The Bears are dumbasses for not realizing it."

Way to completly ignore the post on Nick Goings... He will put up enough yards to make them respect him.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:31 pm

BBMarley wrote:Way to completly ignore the post on Nick Goings... He will put up enough yards to make them respect him.

Agreed. Here's Going's numbers the last time he was a starter.

| 11 ari | 22 121 | 21 | 3 |
| 12 tam | 23 106 | 17 | 0 |
| 13 nor | 36 122 | 46 | 1 |
| 14 ram | 31 108 | 0 | 1 |
| 15 atl | 24 61 | 29 | 1 |
| 16 tam | 33 127 | 39 | 0 |
| 17 nor | 13 46 | 63 | 0 |

He's not as flashy as Foster or as strong as Davis. But he can get the job done if he needs to.

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:38 pm

BSmack wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Way to completly ignore the post on Nick Goings... He will put up enough yards to make them respect him.
Agreed. Here's Going's numbers the last time he was a starter.

| 11 ari | 22 121 | 21 | 3 |
| 12 tam | 23 106 | 17 | 0 |
| 13 nor | 36 122 | 46 | 1 |
| 14 ram | 31 108 | 0 | 1 |
| 15 atl | 24 61 | 29 | 1 |
| 16 tam | 33 127 | 39 | 0 |
| 17 nor | 13 46 | 63 | 0 |

He's not as flashy as Foster or as strong as Davis. But he can get the job done if he needs to.

Shit. I didn't realize he was that good.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:40 pm

BSmack wrote:
BBMarley wrote:Way to completly ignore the post on Nick Goings... He will put up enough yards to make them respect him.
Agreed. Here's Going's numbers the last time he was a starter.

| 11 ari | 22 121 | 21 | 3 |
| 12 tam | 23 106 | 17 | 0 |
| 13 nor | 36 122 | 46 | 1 |
| 14 ram | 31 108 | 0 | 1 |
| 15 atl | 24 61 | 29 | 1 |
| 16 tam | 33 127 | 39 | 0 |
| 17 nor | 13 46 | 63 | 0 |

He's not as flashy as Foster or as strong as Davis. But he can get the job done if he needs to.

Exactly- 5 100 yard rushing games in 7 games.
Yeah- he sucks

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:21 pm

..and this argument is coming from a team that just lost their MVP only to have Morris come in and carry the load to win a playoff game? Did SEA fold?

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:48 am

Alexander will be back Sunday.

THey just showed on ESPN how easy it is to shut down Steve Smith.

Merrill Hoge was demonstrating that it's all about where he ends up, and how as a defender you have to stay in your shoes and square your shoulders and stay with him on a reverse. They drew it up and made it clear that the Seahawks will make Smith a non-factor. Goings had 133 yards all year and Alexander had 1,800. Yet you fairweather Panther fans keep pointing to the baby blue colors and sucking up to them.

6 o'clock Sunday can't get here soon enough....not so much that Seattle will win, but that the STORY will be how the game was won because of the way the Seahawks clammed up on STeve Smith and made Coughlin and Lovie Smith look like shit heads for not using a simple formula to contain him in the playoffs. "Smith Shut Down, Lack of Any Other Threat On Offense Kills Carolina" will be the headline, not "Seahawks Win NFC Title For First Time"

See you Sunday.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:52 am

yeah- b/c Merle Hoge is such a reliable football expert...

And Going had under 200 yards b/c he wasn't needed- they had Foster for the yardgae and Dvais for the TD's. But he has shown in the past he can run and will when needed.

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:58 am

Maybe the Panthers can sign Eddie George before Sunday to ease your mind.

JT The Brick is making my point right now..... "How can a team without Stephen Davis and DeShaun Foster beat a team with Stephen Alexander?"

Exactly,

It's over.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:41 am

Show Us Your Tits wrote:Alexanderconcussion will be back Sunday.

THey just showed on ESPN how easy it is to shut down Steve Smith.

Merrill Hoge (who IS the KING of Concussions--->) was demonstrating that it's all about where he ends up, and how as a defender you have to stay in your shoes and square your shoulders and stay with him on a reverse. They drew it up and made it clear that the Seahawks will make Smith a non-factor. Goings had 133 yards all year and Alexander had 1,800Concussion. Yet you fairweather Panther fans keep pointing to the baby blue colors and sucking up to them.

you don't know much of Nick Goings...you didn't pay attention today...on this board....did you? show US some Freakin'TITS Biiitch!

6 o'clock Sunday can't get here soon enough....not so much that Seattle will win, but that the STORY will be how the game was won because of the way the Seahawks clammed up on STeve Smith and made Coughlin and Lovie Smith look like shit heads for not using a simple formula to contain him in the playoffs. "Smith Shut Down, Lack of Any Other Threat On Offense Kills Carolina" will be the headline, not "Seahawks Win NFC Title For First Time"

See you Sunday.

YEP!

see you soon.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:50 am

Show Us Your Tits wrote:.JT The Brick is making my point right now..... "How can a team without Stephen Davis and DeShaun Foster beat a team with Stephen Alexander?"

1. Carolina's got a real good run defense, and Alexander might have lingering effects from having his bell rung real good.

2. Nick Goings is a pretty darn good fill-in.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:57 am

Show Us Your Tits wrote:Maybe the Panthers can sign Eddie George before Sunday to ease your mind.

JT The Brick is making my point right now..... "How can a team without Stephen Davis and DeShaun Foster beat a team with Stephen Alexander?"

Exactly,

It's over.

uuuummm....yeah.

if BRICK was so ALMIGHTY...do'ya THINK he'd have a radio show?

he woud have multi~millions of CAYSH...SO Hey, lets do a late night radio show!!!! yeah....right.

:bode:

Game rests on Carolina's D.

their "O" will score.

whack Alexander early and often...then blitz the piss outta Hasselback.

hope Peppers is up to it.

...poppy--->i'm trolling YOU!

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:45 pm

Show Us Your Tits wrote:Maybe the Panthers can sign Eddie George before Sunday to ease your mind.

JT The Brick is making my point right now..... "How can a team without Stephen Davis and DeShaun Foster beat a team with Stephen Alexander?"

Exactly,

It's over.

Given that Stephen Alexander is a tight end with the Broncos, JT The Brick is right...as are you. Rack yourself.

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:40 pm

I was drunk when I posted that last night....I meant Shaun Alexander.

24 hours until I come in here and shoot my mouth off about how I was right. Are you all ready? It cannot get here soon enough. I cannot fucking wait to rub it in your faces when Steve Smith gets turned into a non-factor tomorrow. ZERO tocuhdowns....you watch.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:49 am

Were you drunk when you posted your other shit takes in this thread as well?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:22 am

Show Us Your Tits wrote:I was drunk when I posted that last night....I meant Shaun Alexander.

24 hours until I come in here and shoot my mouth off about how I was right. Are you all ready? It cannot get here soon enough. I cannot fucking wait to rub it in your faces when Steve Smith gets turned into a non-factor tomorrow. ZERO tocuhdowns....you watch.

If the boys in the CBB forum have you pegged correctly (and I believe they do), you'll not be needing to troll in the NFL forum any longer, Tits...er, I mean Babs.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=13342

Btw and just so's you know....Smith is going to light it up against the 'hags just like he's done all season to everybody else.

Show Us Your Tits · Post by **Show Us Your Tits** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:53 am

War Wagon wrote:
Btw and just so's you know....Smith is going to light it up against the 'hags just like he's done all season to everybody else.

See you in here tomorrow night. You refuse to listen to my simple logic and it will haunt you. Goings will be a NON-FACTOR. The Seahawks tackling has been phenominal as of late and they even shut Portis down last week. It's loud as shit in Seattle, much more than in Chicago, and there are too many things working against your Panthers. Now's your chance to back out and say that I am right and that the Seahawks will win win. Don't let time slip away....I plan on coming in here tomorrow night and calling out all of you by name; don't be on that list.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:49 am

Show Us Your Tits wrote: See you in here tomorrow night. You refuse to listen to my simple logic and it will haunt you. Goings will be a NON-FACTOR. The Seahawks tackling has been phenominal as of late and they even shut Portis down last week. It's loud as shit in Seattle, much more than in Chicago, and there are too many things working against your Panthers. Now's your chance to back out and say that I am right and that the Seahawks will win win. Don't let time slip away....I plan on coming in here tomorrow night and calling out all of you by name; don't be on that list.

Presented with earlier facts that Going is a a very decent, servicable back-up, you refuse to even acknowledge that.

Someone please off this shit troll.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:04 am

patience Marley

i can't get the Thread that Wagon linked up....to open.

if it IS Babs?

running BOTH Nics in here?

i'll send it upstairs with OUR recommendation.

patience.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:50 am

I just meant off them b/c they have no fucking clue what the hell they are talking about...

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:18 am

"not knowing wtf they are talking about is a given."

its kicked upstairs for a "check" anyways.

sheeeeit...i've heard that in the ADMINS Lounge...they have a full catered breakfast everyday. they even get "made~up" like the NFLFox Boyz on Sunday too!

maybe they'll have time to check it out?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:11 pm

Qbert wrote:
sheeeeit...i've heard that in the ADMINS Lounge...they have a full catered breakfast everyday.

Eggs Benedict and blintzes are the order of the day.......

I wouldn't put much credence in Whiteys accusations........

Conspiracy Wagon thinks everybody's a troll......

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:25 pm

Raydah James is my troll.

Ok......I feel better now.

Happy...?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:31 pm

poptart wrote:Raydah James is my troll.

Ok......I feel better now.

Happy...?

bullshit, you know RJ is my troll....

I traded a pack of Lucky Strikes and a tattered William "The Refrigerator" Perry player card for him.....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:39 pm

poptart wrote:Raydah James is my troll.

Ok......I feel better now.

Happy...?

us!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:51 pm

Felix wrote: I wouldn't put much credence in Whiteys accusations........

Conspiracy Wagon thinks everybody's a troll......

Speaking of 'credence', s'up guy who runs fake contests and posts as a chick? Stockpiles of chloroform and lotion getting low?

As for my "accusation", I was just passing on some info that others had posted, so it really wasn't my accusation. Stupid fuck, why don't you get back to abusing a bowl of mashed 'taters, or stalking 12 year old boys in your pimped out ride, or whatever else it is that you do well, 'cause it certainly ain't acting like an NFL forum mod. Pussy.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:53 pm

The biggest troll job in the history of smack chat has yet to be revealed, fellas.

Willie McGee · Post by **Willie McGee** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:13 am

I gave you a chance to retract your takes but you refused to do so.

I was proven right- that it is EASY to lock up Steve Smith since the Panthers didn't have SHIT besides him on offense. You dickfucks were to enamoured with the highlight reels of Mr. Smith that you jumped on his dick and called me a moron for thinking that he could be stopped. He didn't do a fucking thing today on offense....was rendered a NON-FACTOR and was completely taken out of the game.
Even when it dot out of hand he couldn't get his catches

They were still quadruple teaming him. Anyone hear him bitching at the half? "They got FOUR GUYS on me!"

EXACTLY what I said would happen, Steve, and exactly what the other dumbfucks in this thread refused to believe.

He was pouting like a bitch on the sidelines the whole game....I don't blame him. What a rout. Rack the Seahawks for exposing the Giants and Bears as dumbasses. That was simple as hell.

Apologies for not posting this take with my Show Us Your Tits troll. Sometime during the game one of the pussy moderators who wasn't man enough to take his medicine banned that troll.

What a fucking bunch of pussies you people are.

T1B

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